Thursday, December 27, 2007

Cap'n Maverick's Calendar

Harrrr Mateys. Check out this calender yer Cap'n made. It be January of 2008 Mateys. Now this be a very portant month for the Cap'n. Yer Cap'n has a big day in January, it be my birthday. Can ye tell which day it be? One hint is that it has a star around it mateys. Now Lisa the Mean and Mom usually make the Cap'n a great cake for his birthday. Last year me cake had a pirate ship on it. The Cap'n may not get a cake this year mateys. Lisa the Mean be dog sitting for a few days and one day be me birthday. Maybe Mom make the Cap'n a cake and decorate it great harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

No Black Pearl

Harrr Mateys. Happy Boxing Day to ye. Yer Cap'n try to stay awake all night Christmas Eve but his eyelids get so heavy. Gold Eye Eddie fall asleep too. So we miss Sanny Paws. Seems like Sanny Paws could not get the Black Pearl down the chimney so yer Cap'n get a red tennis ball for Christmas. Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n really like tennis balls so that be just fine. Plus, the Cap'n share with all the D'Azul Christmas booty. Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, December 24, 2007

Sanny Paws

Harrrrrr Mateys

Sanny Paws be comming Harrrrr Sanny Paws be comming tonight!!!!!!!
Sanny Paws, Sanny Paws, Sanny Paws Harrrr
You Mateys can track Sanny Paws on this site

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, December 21, 2007

New Look

Harrr Mateys,

Yer Cap'n get an upgrade here. How do all the matey's like the Cap'ns new blog look?

The Cap'n be so bored with the old plain blog. This look like a definite pirate paper too mateys. Harrrrr. Oh mateys, be sure to check out the very bottom of the blog.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Christmas List

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n think it was time to post his Christmas List.

Yer Cap'n Maverick would like for Christmas:

A life sized replica of the Black Pearl Harrrr.

The Box set of the POTC movies Harrrr

A New Pirate Hat Harrrr

A treasure chest to bury me treasure in Harrrr

A box of treats all for me Harrrr

A new tennis ball Harrrr

A new Pirate Toy Harrrr

A sail for my Igloo Harrrrr

A collar with skull and cross bones on it and a matching lead Harrrr

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate (I can't wait for Christmas Harrrr)

Wednesday, December 19, 2007


Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n been elfed. Harrr, somebody be testing me patience mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Pioneer Pirates

Harrrrr Mateys

Sorry yer Cap'n hasn't posted for a while Harrrr. There be so much stuff happening first the power goed out with the big ice Storm and we had to play pioneer pirates for a couple of days Harrrrr. Mom built a fire in the fire place and we all slept lots. Then Deck hand Denver came hear Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean finished her finals Harrrrr. Now we be getting ready for Sanny Paws to come Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, December 10, 2007

Ice strom

Harrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n Mav has been beeten to posting the pictures of California Harrrrr. They be on the Harrrr. So Mateys go check them out.

On other news Lisa the Mean is almost done with this semester of school Harrrrr. We have been all comming inside to keep warm in the night Harrrr. there suposed to be a nother ice storm comming but we be prepared we have Eukanuba stocked up Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, December 06, 2007

i am back

Harrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be back to his regular scheduled bloging !!!!

Yesterday Lisa the Mean and Mom came back from California the Cap'n be so happy to see them Harrrrr. They have pictures but they haven't shared them with me yet Harrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie be on the trip and he brought back all kinds of California treasures Harrrr. Good work Gold Eye Eddie Harrr. That is it for now Mateys yer Cap'n will have more updates on the trip later Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has not bloged for ever it seemes like Harrrr. Everything around hear has been happening Lisa the Mean had to write a paper for school Harrrr. So that made it impossible to blog Harrrr. They are getting ready to go to California for a huge dog show and they are not taking the Cap'n Harrrr. The good thing that happend it snowed today not enough to play in but enough to make yer Cap'n Happy Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Monster Quest

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be watching tv again and found this show called Monster Quest Harrrrrr. It be about finding creatures like the Nessy and Big Foot. This makes yer Cap'n think about re opening the Nessy Quest but right now it be on the back burner Harrrrr. There be a couple of snags in my plans right now Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, November 05, 2007

back from hiking

Harrrrr Mateys

Cap'n Maverick went hiking and had a blast Harrrrr. The Cap'n got to see some Siberians that yer Cap'n has never seen before and we hiked about a mile it be so much fun Mateys sorry some of you where not there. About the pictures of the hike Lisa the Mean took some and they turned out not so good so no pictures Harrrrr. So she sent them to Davy Jones Locker Room Harrrr. I also got a treat form a friend it tasted so good it made up for not getting part of Lisa's Lunch Harrrr.

On other news the Cap'n be watching tv and heard somthing about POTC Box set coming out around December 4th I can not wait Harrrrr. I be jumpin up and down on the Good Ship Mavericks Run to hear the news Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, November 02, 2007

Hiking I will go

Harrrrr Mateys

The other day I was in The Good Ship Mavericks Run with Lisa the Mean and she asked me if I wanted to go on a hike Sunday so The Cap'n said yes Harrrrr. She also told me that it is no ordinary hike it is the Husky hike that the local Siberian Husky club put on about every year Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so excited Harrrr! With going to the hike yer Cap'n has to have another bath Harrrr but it be worth it Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Harrrr Mateys. Happy Harrrr-o-ween!!! Yer Cap'n be wearing his costume. Harrr, harr harrrr. I be a Pirate mateys. Lisa the Mean carved some faces and made this display. Harrr, the pirate head be perverted and not stay lit. Harrr, maybe he be haunted.
Harrrrrr, here be close up of the faces Lisa the Mean carve. If these be pirates mateys, they be Demon Pumpkin and Boo Butternut Squash. Harrr, mateys yer Cap'n crack himself up. Now Mom try to get a picture of the Cap'n in he costume but the Cap'n play trick on her and run away. Harrrr.
Trick R Treat Mateys, Trick R Treat.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, October 22, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys

I found this game on Sitkas Blawg and wanted to play Harrrrr.

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite stuffie + tail characteristic)
Orangatang Waggie
YOUR GANGSTER NAME: (favorite kong-filler + favorite cookie)
Penutbutter Stake
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal species)
Green chicken
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + city where you were born)
Dimond Phoenx
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color + favorite drink)
The Black Water
NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Sebastian Eagle
STRIPPER NAME: (your favorite scent + favorite treat)
Vienna Sausage
WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names)
Miles Holoday
TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your vet’narin’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
Peterson Pitsburg
SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday + favorite flower)
Winter Crocus
CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast + your favorite plant)
Biscuit oak tree
YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your favorite hobby + favorite weather element + "Tour")
The Sleeping Winter Tour

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Harrr Halloween be coming

Harrrr Mateys, Halloween be coming. This be Lisa the Mean's favorite holiday mateys. In honor of this event, Mom created a halloween display on the dining table. Here be a picture of a monster that scream and eyes light up if it be squeezed.
Harr, here be a photo of the skull candlestick that Mom got. She get black candle for it too. Harrr. Check out that butternut squash.

Here be the fave of yer Cap'n. This be the best Halloween pirate skull thing ever. Thar be a candle in it mateys. Yer Cap'n be getting ready for Halloween too. Can you guess what Cap'n Maverick's costume be?
Harr, The Cap'n be getting more photos after Lisa the Mean and Mom carve the pumpkin and the butternut squash and get them lit up.
Harrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Thursday, October 18, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys

The old doors where old and yes one of them had claw marks Harrrr, no barnacles matey. So we get new doors. There be a French door to the deck now Harrrr. There be a new front door and new door to the dog room Harrrr. They be more energy efficient doors and they look so much better Harrrr. Mom and Lisa the Mean be painting and staining the doors soon. Work on the ole ship never ends mateys, it never ends.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, October 17, 2007


Harrrr Mateys

Cap'n Maverick was watching the talking box and they found Black beards ship and they are bringing it back to the surface Harrrrr. The Cap'n watch in amazement as they pulled up a canon and they told people that when they scrap the barnacles off it will look like a cannon Harrrrr. I be so excited Harrrrrr!!!!!

On other news we are getting new doors for the house they look so much better then the old ones Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, October 10, 2007


Harrrr Mateys

Holly had a tag on her blog that told what three things you do to help you humans so I thought I would play along Harrrr.

1. Yer Cap'n make shure the chickens in the chicken house dont escape when Lisa the Mean is feeding them. The Cap'n also make sure the fence around the yard is sucure Harrrr.

2. Yer Cap'n puts his toys away so Lisa the Mean doesnt loose them Harrrrr.

3. Yer Cap'n makes sure that the people get there sleep becouse sleep does a body good Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Road trip fotos

Harrrr Mateys, here be yer Cap'n Mav up in Lincoln, Nebraska at the dog show. Me crate be decorated with the Jolly Roger, harrr. Yer Cap'n be a pirate wherever he goes.

Gold Eye Eddie be in Lincoln, Nebraska at the dog show too, harrr.

Here be our newest pirate, Swabbie Sid. He lives someplace else but goes to the dog shows with Lisa the Mean and be the newest member of yer Cap'n Mav's crew.
Cap'n Mav the Pirate

Monday, October 08, 2007

Cap'n be back

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be back from his trip to NE Harrrrr. I had so much fun Mom took pictures of me but hasent loaded them in to the computer yet Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n also got to meet Holly's Mom and Dad and some old friends of the Cap'n. It was great fun Harrrrr. I got to stay at the Motel 6 and show everybody that I am a pirate Harrrr. The Cap'n also got free treats from the booths that they had Harrrr. The Cap'n even get a new tennis ball harrrr now back to sleep.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The Vet

Harrrrr Matey

Today the Cap'n had a bath Harrrrrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean stuffed me in the Red car of Doom and took yer Cap'n to the vet Harrrrrr. At the vets office the Cap'n see some Cats they be part of the CUNIA Mateys they looked at yer Cap'n and Hissed and Stared Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean would not let me get to close to them Harrrr. then yer Cap'n went in the office room and saw DR Cris she said hi Maverick and stuck me with a needle Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so brave he didnt even flinch Harrrr. Then she checked my micro chip with a scaner thing and it went bee bee Harrrr. That be very cool mateys.Then we where done and Lisa the Mean was writing the check to pay for the visit and the cats still be there Harrrrr. Then we left and went home.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, October 01, 2007

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has great news Harrrrrrr.The Cap'n be goin' on a Road Trip Mateys harrrrr. One of my crew members be goin' too Mateys. It be Gold Eye Eddie. He be the navigator Mateys, Harrr. The Cap'n is going to Linclon NE to a dog show Harrrrrr. The Cap'n goin' to see some of my old friends. The cap'n be so excited Harrrrr!!!!! Maybe the Cap'n see some new friends too Mateys. October 6 and 7 be the dates, the Lancaster Event Center be the place, Lincoln, NE.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

I Am Back

Harrrrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n be back from resting after all of the pirate festivitys happend harrrrr. So the Cap'n is going to give the news on what happend harrrrr. Thursday Lisa the Mean left for school and then didnt come back untel Sunday Harrrrr. She told me she went to a dog show after school.Mom distributed lots of cookies way to go Mom. Yer Cap'n woke up to a thunder storm yesterday it sounded like canon balls where falling from the sky Harrrrrr. That is about it for now Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Harrr Mateys, here be yer Cap'n Maverick in the morning. He be all ready for International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Harrrr.
Avast, Cabin Boy, take this Par-Tay menu to the ships cook. He need to serve up some tasty treats fer ITLAPD.

Ship's cook Joaquin get the menu from Cabin Boy. Harrrr them vittles be GOOD.

Joaquin know just what to do Mateys. There be raw turkey necks all around and buckets o' grog to go with em.

Gold Eye Eddie waits fer the feast. Shiver me timbers.

Harrrrr, yer Cap'n be licking his chops, now on with the Par-Tay Mateys. Yer Cap'n sending orders to all the pirate mateys to Par-Tay like a Pirate ALL DAY LONG!!!!!
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate, harrrrrr.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

This be the big announcement Mateys!!!

Harrr Mateys,

Are ye ready? September 19 be the BIG DAY.

International TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!! Harrrrrr. be the website. Thar be many links and plans listed fer all the pirates in ye to come on out and PAR-TAY like a Pirate.

Yer Cap'n Maverick be so excited about this. Ye know me blog not be started in time last year to announce this VERY IMPORTANT EVENT, so this be the first year fer the crew to celebrate together.

Let the Cap'n know how ye plan to celebrate. Thar going to be pictures of the Cap'n tomorrow so all ye know how he partied down. Thar be less than 12 hours to prepare mateys. Heave to and PARTY!!!!!

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, September 17, 2007

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Khyra think she be khlever. Harrrrr. The Cap'n make the official announcement Tuesday Harrrrrr. Be ready Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, September 13, 2007

It be coming

Harrr Mateys. Now, now no hints. In six days it be here. Harrr. Yer Cap'n Mav be posting in five days all bout it, harrr. Just in case the festivities become harrrr, so festive he ferget on the Special Day. Harrr Mateys, get ready. Get our all yer pirate duds, stock up on yer shut eye and be ready fer anything Mateys. Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

No Hints

Harrrrrr Mateys

8 more days Mateys and no hints to tell you what it is Harrrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, September 10, 2007

Closer and closer

Harrr Mateys, it be coming, only nine more days. Harrr. Be ready mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, September 07, 2007

It be coming

Harrrrr Mateys

It be coming in 12 more days it be coming Harrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, September 01, 2007


Harrrrrr Mateys

I found this game on Hollys blog and thought I should try to answer these questions.

Here are the rules;Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the questions. They must be real places, names, things ... If you can't think of anything, skip it. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.You take the first letter of your first name, and then answer the questions using only that letter.

What is your name? Maverick
4 letter word: Make
Vehicle: Mazda
TV Show: Modle Life
City: Muncie IN
Boy Name: Max
Girl Name: Marry
Alcoholic beverege: Mai Tai
Occupation: Moving Man
Something you wear: Macantosh
Celebrity: Mel Gibson
Food: Meatballs
Something found in a bathroom: Makeup
Reason for being late: Moter vehicle truble
Cartoon Character: Mcgraw (Quick Draw)
Something You Shout: More

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, August 31, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is starting to feel better but Mom now has all Lisa's germs and is feeling sick now. The Cap'n has his Doctor kit ready to take care of Mom Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Mav has been teaching Joaquin how to be a pirate he is doing very well. He is sleeping in just like the Cap'n Harrrrr. He eats just like a pirate and he reports everything in to me Harrrrr. Now the Cap'n needs to work with him showing off more in the ring Harrrrr. But he will get it he is a yong pirate you know.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Long time no blog

Harrrrrr Mateys

It has been very bussy around hear Lisa the Mean started school Harrrrrr. The Kansas City dog show was last week and there was even a airplane show Harrrrrr. Where was the Cap'n when all of this was happining Home becouse he hurt Gloria a while back that is so unfair. I did have Eddie tell me all about the dog show and what he saw walking out side when the airplane show was going on. Eddie told me about the airplanes that had painted on teeth and the stelth plane and a war helecopter it just sounded great Harrrrrr.

On other news Lisa the Mean also is sick with the same thing she gets every year Harrrrrr. She had to go to the human Vet and get a RX to get rid of it Harrrrrrr. The Cap'n was more then willing to get his Doctor kit out and fix Lisa the Mean himself. But she wouldnt let the Cap'n do it Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverik the Pirate

Sunday, August 12, 2007

American Idol

Harrrrrrr Mateys

American Idol tryouts be in Omaha NE last week. I begged and I pleaded and begged some more for Lisa the Mean to take the Cap'n. I be planning try out with a medley of pirate songs including Row Row Row Yer Boat, Yo Ho Yo Ho Its A Pirates Life For Me, Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum, ending with my version of the favorite, I'm Maverick the Pirate Man, all the while standing in my very best Cap'n Morgan pose. Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean lived up to her name and said NO! The Cap'n be so crushed Harrrrrr. So I was hoping Matey Holly Bolly Boo go down and tried out. Fer sure she get a Golden Ticket because she so talented and lives right there.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Harrrrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n be back.
Gloria is next to me in the kennels and she is playing with C.B. insted of The Cap'n Harrrrrr. I get to run by my self now so nothing will happen agin. This be fine now I wont have to wory about somebody grabing my Frizbee or ball on a rope toy any more. Lisa the Mean is going to start a new semester of school at the end of this month harrrrrrr. This means she gets up early and wakes the Cap'n up to feed me harrrrrr then she leaves and comes back. Once she be gone the Cap'n makes up his secret plans Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Never Trust a Pirate

Harrr, Cap'n "Snark" Maverick here. Gloria be back next door to me. Harrr, she don't look too bad, fer a pirate. Maybe she need eye patch. Harrrrr. I do be so sorry I beat her up. Mom still mad but I being cute and nice so she get over it and I can, harrr, get back to me pirate ways. To quote my hero, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, "Never Trust a Pirate!"

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, August 02, 2007


Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be in solitary all day. I got no one across from me and no one next to me where Gloria used to be. Harrr, the Cap'n had to exercise alone too. Mateys, let the Cap'n tell you, it not be as much fun at all. Now I hear that Gloria going to be exercising with CB and not the Cap'n. Well, Mateys that just hurts. So the Cap'n be guilty of snarking, tried and convicted and now being punished. Mom says she don't trust the Cap'n either and now he not be going to the show in Kansas City to hang out either. Oh woe is the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Sad and Lonely Pirate

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Bad Cap'n Maverick

OK mateys, Cap'n Mav is in jail. He be in lockdown harrrr. The Cap'n just be out playing with Gloria and minding his own business when he, harrr, spy something in the hibiscus bush. Gloria be looking somewhere else so the Cap'n go to vestigate the hisbiscus. Harrr. Well, Gloria see the Cap'n in the shrub and come to help him, but, harrr, the Cap'n snarked Gloria. The Cap'n be pretty sorry about it but Gloria be hurt, harrr. And now the Cap'n in jail. Mom don't allow no snarking, harrr. She say zero tolerance for snarking. The Cap'n don't know how long he be in stuck in lockdown and solitary exercise either mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate, remotely reporting from lockdown on the Good Ship Maverick's Run

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

the Cap'n Mav Pose Off

Harrr Mateys. Here is the Cap'n Mav practicing his posing technique for the Cap'n Morgan Pose Off. First Cap'n Mav practice in the driveway.

Next, the Cap'n Mav pose on the grooming table. I think this be the best one.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 30, 2007

The Pose Off

Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be watchin some TV while Lisa the Mean and mom take Naomi back home. Harrrr, there be a commercial for Cap'n Morgan. That be rum mateys. Cap'n Morgan be having a pose off contest but all the mateys have to be 21 to participate. Harrrr, the Cap'n only 6 years old. But 6 people years is 42 dog years, so the Cap'n be working on his best pose. Lisa the Mean be working with the Cap'n and we try to get a picture of his best pose tomorrow. Mateys, there be prizes and booty if ye win the pose off. We should all practice and get our best poses entered.

Harrr, more information tomorrow Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, July 27, 2007

Roast Beef Dizaster

Harrrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa The Mean was eating left over roast beef Harrrr. She just got done with her roast beef and was cutting up the scraps for the mateys. Crash and boom, she dropped the plate on the floor!! She broke the plate in a thousand pieces Harrrrrrr and our roast beef go with it. So Lisa The Mean threw the whole thing away, roast beef, plate pieces, scraps and all Harrrrrr. It just be an awful thing that happened. Now the Cap'n not get my scraps Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Thanks Hollys Mom

Harrrrrr Mateys
The Cap'n would like to thank Mate Holly Bolly Boo's Mom for getting the Cap'n a new frisbee from her work that had a booth at the dog show. Harrrrr. Yesterday The Cap'n got to play with the new frisbee. It flys far and it be so much fun to chase. Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 23, 2007

Harrr I have been tagged

Harrrrrr Mateys

Your Cap'n Has been tagged by Sitka and Tia and Dusty Doodles Harrrrrr. I have to tell 5 of my Favorite books Harrrrr. Since the Cap'n is a Pirate, he does not have much time to read books Harrrr. But The Cap'n will tell you what he be readin.

1 st thing, the Cap'n did read Dogged and Determand by Scott Ski, harr that was a good book. Col Taz could be a pirate.

2 nd, The Cap'n be readin treasure maps so the cap' n knows where to find lost treasure and hidden treasure. All kind o treasure mateys. Harrr.

3 rd, The Cap'n read a lot of nautical charts so he can find out where he is going all the time Harrrrr.

4 th, The National Shark o Pedia. Yes be a real book it tells about what kind of sharks are out there in the water Harrrr. How big they get and the most important thing be the danger rating so the Cap'n can avoid sharks on his adventures.

5 th, and finle thing the Cap'n reads all the pirate lore I can get my paws on, Harrrrrr.

So the Cap'n be tagging mateys Poseidon and Girl Girl, Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, July 18, 2007


Harrrr Mateys

Some of you asked where the Cap'n stuck his head other then where it didnt belong. I dont remember exactly I think it was in a hole or Gloria was plaing to ruff with the Cap'n Harrrrr. But my head is doing better Harrrrrr. On other news the Cap'n be thinking of whtat to do with the POTC Bath Fizzies Harrrrr. I am going to put them in my Pool and turn the water colors Harrrrr.

I hope you guys stay cool Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 16, 2007

The News

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is back in town Harrrrr. The Cap'n be so happy. Lisa the Mean told me all bout her trip to Duluth, Minnesota and what she see there, harrrr. She saw Lake Superior and there be boats and Pirates there, don't cha know. I be there before but the Cap'n didn't get to see all the boats Harrrrr. It also seemed that the Cap'n was the only Pirate there at that time, Harrrr. On other news the Cap'n has a scrape on his face from sticking his head where it didn't belong, Harrrrrr. It be fine and Lisa the Mean take care of so it can heal up fast, Harrrrr. The KC Show is coming up fast too, harrr. It be August 23-26. I hope I get to go all of the days it will be so fun. Now, all you Mateys know the Cap'n doesn't show any more but the shoppin' be great at the KC Shows.

Lisa the Mean went shopping and found a treasure chest of Bath Fizzies Harrrrr. The Bath Fizzies change the water colors. The Cap'n hope to use them in my next bath, Harrrr. It is Official POTC stuff top with stickers are on there to prove it Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Awards mateys

Harrr Mateys, me pal Turbo tagged the Cap'n with this Rockin' Guy award. Harrr, the Cap'n think that be cool.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 09, 2007

Harrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa the Mean and Mom are going to a Kennel Club Bar B Q today. Harrr Food, yummm. The catch is there is no doggies allowed. How can they eat food Without dog hair at a Kennel Club Bar B Q? It just don't make sense to your Cap'n Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean is also leaving again to go to a dog show tomorrow and will not be home until next week. then she will be home and leave again Harrrrrr. I cant keep up with her Harrrr. Lisa the Mean is talking about taking the Cap'n to the KC shows, if they have space in the van, so I can see some friends and generally be a pirate on the go. The Cap'n love doing fun things with Lisa Harrrrr.

On other News, Naomi is finally showing interest in becoming a Pirate. Yesterday at the show they be giving out free cake. Mom got some after she showed. Naomi was on the lead when Mom got the cake. Naomi jump up and down trying to get some cake but Mom say no and off. Harrr, Naomi just jumped up, hit the bottom of the paper plate, the cake fly off of the paper plate and Naomi ate the cake. Harrrrrrr that is so great. Way to go Naomi. Ye may make a pirate yet girly.

A very Hungry
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 02, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is back from Oklahoma thank goodness I was starting to think she was caried away by all the rain there Harrrrrr. They went to Oklahoma for the OKC Summer Clasic the Cap'n whishes he would have gone Harrrr. They took Penny, Stella, Joquin, Naomi to show every body had a great time execpt Naomi becouse she was discusted the hole time. Naomi did tell me she won both her majors at that show that is so cool. Stella told me how cool the parking garage was and how fun it was to be at a Bullmastiff specialty Harrrrr. Penny told me it rained and rained and rained some more Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, June 25, 2007

Learn More about your Cap'n Maverick

Harrrrr mateys
Every body is doing this so I thought I would join in on the fun.

1. Your age? 6 years
2.Your age when came to live with your people? 3 I think
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Pirate Black
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Deb and Kellie they used to show me. Harrrr
5. How much do you weigh? 50 LBS of Gold
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? A crate pad, harrr and the hair on my butt. They dont like it when that happens.Harrrr
7. Do you like other Dogs? Some yes, some no.
8. Who is your best non-human friend? Gloria, I run the yard with her
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Tennis Balls and Frizbees
10. Do you like to be brushed? Yes I love the grooming table, the blower, the comb.
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Both in large quantities.
12. Do your people cut your toenails? No, they Dremel them.
13. Any formal education? Yes Confomation classes. one pre Obedience class and several Jr. Conformation classes. And I taught a few classes too Harrrrr.
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Both, I run then I go take a nap.
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Mav Man, Mavareto, Pirate, Lisa's Buddie Maverick, You old pirate.
16. What is your best trick? Stacking at the end of the lead and showing off. I fetch too.
17. Do you like kitties? Cats no, thats not my thing but no offense to any of the blogging cats.
18. What did you have for breakfast? A Bil-Jac liver treat. I only get one big bowl a day.
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I am a terrific hunter!! I like to catch June Bugs!
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? Last year for my booster.
21. Where do you sleep at night? On the poop deck of the Good Ship Mavericks Run and my Life Raft, depending on weather.
22. Do you like to swim? Yes in a plastic pool.
23. Can you make puppies? NO but then I never tried to either.
24. Do you give kisses? No, OK once in a while. Harrr.
25. Can you potty on command? Yes, You never know when you need to be in a show ring and pottying there is a big mistake.
26. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Don't have one, don't want one. If it isn't covered with fuzzy tennis ball stuff, it just isn't a toy.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Big Dog pirate shirt

Harrr Mateys, check out these cool shirts. Lisa the Mean get them for her birthday. Harrrr. One say Big Dogs of the Caribbean at Tails End. Harr. Check out the skull!!! The other be dark gray and say Property of the Bark Pearl. Harrr. Lisa the Mean go to the Big Dogs store and get them. For all you pirates out there with no Big Dogs store, these be on the internet mateys at The Cap'n pirate these pictures from that website, harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Fer other news, Stella the Sea Wench be coming out today fer a week or so and we be going to work on our Nessie hunt plans. The Cap'n keep all you Mateys updated when he can.

Harrrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Happy Birthday news, harrrr

Harrrrr Mateys. I be interrupting the Nessie Quest posts for birthday news. Oh Mateys, this be a xciting one too. It be Lisa the Mean's Birthday today. Harrr. Mom be taking her shoppin for new stuff. Then they be coming back with cake. Birthday cake Mateys, that be the best. And Lisa the Mean always share her cake with the Cap'n. Sing this song with me Mateys, the tune is yo ho a pirates life for me.

Yo ho, yo ho, its Lisa the Mean's Birthday.
Yo ho, yo ho, she gonna have cake.
Yo ho, yo ho, Happy Birthday Lisa.
Yo ho, yo ho, Now share the cake with the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, June 19, 2007


Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n be doin some research on da Nessie, harrr. The Nessie be a Monster mateys. Here be a website that lists all the Lake Monsters in the world. Oh Mateys the Cap'n think maybe we should just go to Arooooba on vacation.

Ter make up yer minds go look at these.

Oh Mateys it shivered the Cap'n Timbers that be fer sure, Harrrr. If ye all be up for the search, let the Cap'n know.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Details details

Harr, Mateys. Tia has offered to be our ship doctor and can do CAT scans. Harrr, I think we need a labrador for Lab work. Harrrr. Harrrr. Maybe that Matey Marvin the Hollow Hound can help us out. And he lives in Scotland, where the Nessie be. The Cap'n been figurring and figurring how much food to take. What do you mateys think? Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Catchin the Nessie

Harrr Mateys, Yer Cap'n be taking a break from the map makin' and thinkin how to, harrr, catch that Nessie. Now if the Nessie be on the surface we just sail up next to her and, harrr board her mateys. But if the Nessie be under the water, harrr, that be another problem. The Cap'n be thinkin bout a big net, or, harrr fishing for the Nessie. The best idea the Cap'n have be a Dyson Maties. We take a really big Dyson and suck up the Nessie, then she be all safe and sound and clean too.

What say ye Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The map

Harrr mateys, Yer Cap'n been to the liberry and get this map. Harrr, Cap'n Mav be in the liberry a long time mateys. Lookin' stuff up fer this Nessy quest. The Cap'n look and look. I look up all the places where the mateys be livin' and where the Nessy be. This be the map the Cap'n comes up with. Now, it seem best to pick up everybody not on the red line in Arooo-ba. That be in the Caribbean Sea Mateys. Then we go on to get the Nessy. OK, we start there on the red X in the middle of the United States and end up in Loch Ness. We still need more crew, a lot more crew, and a cook, a ships doctor cause yer never know when ya need one.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Harr Mateys

Harr Mateys,

Yer Cap'n here. First, and very important, harrr, a very special happy birthday to my human friend Kellie. It be a big one for her.

OK, now on to the Nessie hunt. I be taking over this adventure for Swedish Selena. She was in over her head, harrr, and need the Cap'n for guidance and experience to organize a quest of this harrr, magnitude. She had only borrowed the Good Ship Maverick's Run for a week and, harr, this expedition, may take a good bit longer, harrrr.

We see Hollybollyboo be worried about the Nessie eating her. Harrr, if there be no danger lassie, there be no adventure. Probably not going to happen though. Matey Zim, glad to have ye aboard. Sitka too.

Yer Cap'n is off on a hunt for a map to Loch Ness from Missouri. I'll keep ye posted mateys.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

This is what we are after!!!

OK everybody, this is the Nessy thing we are hunting. It looks pretty big, we will need a big crew and probably Stella the Sea Wench to help us. So far Turbo and Hollybollyboo have signed up. Anybody else interested?

Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Nessy Hunting

Hey Everybody

Its me, Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate!!!!
A couple of days ago we where watching the talking box and they said they have new pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. This made me start thinking about being a Nessy Hunter (no disrespect to Steve Erwin) and finding this Nessy. A Nessy quest for this summer, yes, what a grand idea. This is the perfect time to do it. Cap'n Maverick is all wrapped up in POTC and dancing on the poop deck so I have borrowed his pirate ship for the Nessy quest. Everybody is welcome to join me on my quest to find Nessy. Let me know where to cruise by to pick you up and we will all go a Nessy hunting.

Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

The Cap'ns great day

Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n has had a great day. Thar be a little thunder in the distance that remind him of cannon fire at sea. The wind be up but not gale force. The sky be blue and it be warm. Harrrr, and Mom brings us treats while Lisa the Mean is gone. Best of all, Mom go shoppin' today and when she come home, she tell the Cap'n of all the great pirate merchandise that be out thar. Oh Mateys, it be a great haul. Plus Mom buy the POTC II soundtrack and play it loud for us all to hear. Harrrr, that just make yer Cap'n long for the open sea and dance a jig on the poop deck of the Good Ship Maverick's Run. Mateys, heres hopin' ye all had a great a day as the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Harrrrrr she is leaving again

Harrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is going to St. Louis for the weekend and not taking a dog, harrr, even though she be going to a dog show. Harrr what up with that? How can you go to a dog show with out a dog? It is so hard for the Cap'n to keep up on what she is doing. Lisa the Mean told me she was going to work at the show this week Harrrrr more work. She be showing afghan dogs this time. She be working for a handler BUT she was suposed to sit at home with me. But no she is leaving tomorow HARRRRRR. The Cap'n need to figure out a plan to go with her some time in the future. The Cap'n real wanted to have some quality time with his Lisa. Harrr

The Frustrated Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

updates mateys

Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n Mav be so blowed away by POTC Dead Man's Chest. He be watching it and watching it. That Davey Jones be one bad dude Mateys. Harrr. Oh, and Lisa the Mean and Mom were away at a show and I could not blog for some days. The Cap'n wants everyone to know that he tried to go see POTC III when it open but all the theaters be landlocked mateys and the Good Ship Maverick's Run could not maneuver in. We all keep our fingers crossed for the box set in a couple of months mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

POTC Dead Mans Chest

Harrrrrr Mateys

Thar be some citing happenings goin on. POTC Dead Man Chest be on STARZ tonight. Harrr. Yer Cap'n is just so cited, his tail be wagging like no tomorrow. Mom and Lisa the Mean bring all us in and we all be lined up to watch, waiting on popcorn and wiggling in our seats. Mateys, this be a great night. STARZ movie channel at 8:00 PM CDT be the place and time.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, May 21, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys
Fur-Minator!!! Thar be no stinking Fur-Minator here Mateys. Lisa the Mean said that Fur-Minators have blades in them. Harr, show dogs can't be trimmed, so no Fur-Minator for us. Thar be a Specal doggie bath tub in the basement. That makes it easer to take a bath for dog and human. Dogs that be showing get a bath at least once a week. We also have Master Blaster blower that takes our fluff away and it drys us from our baths. It be so powerful it blows the water off our coats. Then mateys, we get to the serious grooming tools and products. You Mateys saw what the Cap'n was standing on, that be a grooming table. The arm thing holds the noose. That sounds grusome but it isnt Harrrrr. It holds us safe on the table so we don't jump off and hurt ourselves. We get brushed with pin brushes and combs. When we are blowing like this we sometimes get the rake. The only Trimming allowed is on the bottom of our fuzzy feet. Harrrr, Mom use the scaler and clean the teeth every week Mateys. We got bright shiny teeth. The worst thing is the grinder on the toe nails. That be a Dremel with sanding band. It tickles and never get the quick. Harrrr, that is most of the basic maintenance for all of us. Some dogs get more grooming then others. Mom use 5 or 6 different products on everybody at the dog show. It be a lot of grooming going on there. Each dog take 30-45 minutes to get ready for the ring. Harrrrrrrr Yer Cap'n Mav loved his time showing.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Thar he blows!!!

Harrr Mateys. This be yer Cap'n Mav. I be blowing me coat so today Lisa the Mean decided to help me out. Harrr, she has machine called a Master Blaster Mateys and this thing really gets out the old hair. If ye look real close ye can see if flying around me.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Treasure hunting

Harrrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean has been doing some Treasure hunting on the Web she has gone to the Volvo site and there is a POTC treasure hunt. She has been doing all the puzzles she wants the car and the Gold Deblumes harrrrr. when she goes to the puzzles they give clues and she has to go find cordentes it is very chalinging. When the puzzles start there are some movie trailers for POTC and comercals. The Cap'n be very excited about the hole thing!!!!! Others can play too they can go to the Volvo site find the rules and play the game.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, May 07, 2007

Pirate shirts and music

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Your Cap'n hear with news about POTC Stuff Lisa the Mean got a T shirt that had a skull and cross bones on it with the words NEVER TRUST A PIRATE on it it be so cool Harrrrr. Cap'n Jack Sparrow said that in the movie Harrrr. Then they went back to the store and they got the POTC Music CD it is great it is all the songs they played in the movie Harrrrr.
On other Pirate news the power went out yesterday for 2 hours so we got to play pioneer pirates we lit candles and wound up the radio which plays one song and it stops then they wind it up again Harrrr. It be so much fun.

Hope ye mateys stay dry
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, May 04, 2007

Thank you FuFu

Harrr Matey FuFu, King of the Crows Nest. Here I am with the Merlion that I have named Riptide. Thank you so much for sending him. Harrr.

Mateys, check this out!!! Lisa the Mean bring the Cap'n inside and put him in his liferaft with his rangtang last night. In the mail came a package from FuFu, all the way from Singapore!!!. Wow, FuFu. the Cap'n be so impressed with the package. He sniff it all over. Harrr in the package be the Merlion Cap'n Mav named him Riptide. Thar be a letter from FuFu, a bandana, pirate stickers, a button, and a pirate bracelet for Lisa the Mean. The Cap'n be so impressed with this package of loot from FuFu. The Cap'n been kind of low with all the rain and it be so humid but this package just pick Cap'n Mav right up. Harrr, Matey Fufu, ye be the best pirate hamster ever.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Pirate Bucks or Buck-An-Ears Harr

Harrrr, Mateys, it be yer Cap'n here. Check out this great money that Lisa The Mean made up. That be the Cap'n there taking the place of a Benjamin. Harrr, Pirate Bucks be cool Mateys. Yer Cap'n thinks prices of things should be in Buck-An-Ears. Harrr harrr harrr harrrr.
Of course all ye mateys know that a pirate just takes what a pirate really wants.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

New Kennles

Harrrrr Mateys

Saturday Mom and Lisa started doing sumthin at the back of the house where there be three Kennles already with CB and Carmen and Juarez And the huge puppy pen.Your Cap'n was so intent on finding out what was going on he could hardly stand it. They started moving blocks and putting them in lines on the grass.That is what Silver reported to me when she was running with Preston. Then your Cap'n was let out to run with Gloria and I quickly went over to where they where and supervised what they be doing. So the Cap'n helped build a big thing. Mom and Lisa the Mean where moving big panles saying they where hevy Harrrrr. Then with the help of Maverick they got the job done. They built 2 skinny runs and they built 1 big run where the puppy goes your Cap'n measerd the run compared to the Good Ship Mavericks run and it was bigger then Mavericks Run. The puppy dosent need all that space your Cap'n tried and tried to trade him runs but he is not going for it. Harrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! the capn has to think of somthin he can't refuse.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Harrrrrrrrr The Talking Box Was Wrong Again

Harrrrr Mateys

Your Cap'n be blogging harrrrr. All week the talking box say it was supposed to snow today and last night. Harrrr but NO. Harrrr. Thar be no snow when the Cap'n woke up and there be no Snow now. Thar just be rain rain and rain and more rain. Living in Missouri is like living on the high seas in a gale mateys.

Some times rain and humidity,
that be all we ever get.
It isn't ever dry,
it just Be wet.

Harrrrrrrr. A little bit of Cap'n poetry there.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, April 11, 2007


Hey Pirates

It be me, Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate. I am on Mavericks blog to tell you that I am mad at Maverick!!!! He told me that I would see an Armadillo in Texas!! I went to Texas with my eyes peeled for one and I did not see one. Selena is very disappointed, he said I didn't see da amradillo because it was snowing and they were in their hidey holes. I don't believe him. Yes it snowed in Texas that was wonderful. Selena did saw oil grass hoppers. They go up and down, they where very cool. Also on the trip we saw mesas and RED DIRT that stains your coat. We had to be very careful where we walked to keep white feet. Selena showed very nice and won Reserve Lisa the Mean was happy about that. We also stayed at a freinds house and had so much fun. I still wanted to see an Armadillo. Cap'n Maverick let me down.

Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Jump Back Jack

Harrrr Mateys

It be spring and ye know what hapens when spring comes Mateys. Every thing warm up and cold blooded animals called Jump Back Jack come out to get warm. Harrrrr Some Jump Back Jacks be deadly if they bite. When a Matey walks outside he need to watch his step. Ye don't want to step on one, ouch me paw!!! Humans call Jump Back Jacks "snakes" but we call em Jump Back Jack cause that be what we do when we see one. We already spy two Jump Back Jacks this year.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Greasy Grimmy Gopher Guts???

Shiver Me Timbers Mateys

Yesterday Lisa the Mean was helping dad work on the van Harrrr. When Lisa came in she had greasy hands and quickly scrubbed them so they were clean again. Harrrrr, when Lisa the mean said my hands are greasy, mom said gross and then she said Lisa's hands where gressy and grimy then Lisa the Mean came back with the word Gopher Guts harrrr. If that wasnt weird enough then they started singing Greesy Grimy Gopher Guts Marinated Monky Meat Heres a Spoon to Eat The Treat. Yer Cap'n was so groosed out by this whole rhyme and then Lisa sang it all day long Harrrrr Harrrr and double Harrrrrr!

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Secret

Harrrr Mateys

Its be the Cap'n here . Harrrr, I be listening at the door and, harrr, overheard the secret that is happining in a month. The Cap'n be not so sneaky as he think he was and he got caught. I be sworn to secrecy or your Cap'n be walking the plank!!!!!!! Harrrr be so hard to keep a secret. Your Cap'n wants to tell all ye Mateys but Penny make me do the super duper pirate promise. So ye just have to wait.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, March 19, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys

X marks the spot!!!!

Cap'n Maverick be asked many times how he come to be a pirate. Harrr. Well I be here to tell ye mateys about a special day, Harrrrr, when yer Cap'n realized he be a Pirate. It be three years ago next weekend when your Cap'n be at a show in Dubuque Iowa. Lisa be showing the Cap'n in the Jr ring. Harrr Mateys, the floor there be bouncy panels over the ice of a hockey rink with duct tape on them. Harrrr. We did our down and back and around, then Lisa the Mean stopped me and said does X mark the spot Maverick? Harrrr, it be because there be a duct tape X on the ground. Yer Cap'n had an epiphany Mateys. It be so cool yer Cap'n knew he was a true pirate at that moment. This week Sweetish Selena the Viking pirate is going to that show I wish her good luck. May she also find the X.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Preston and the rally treasure map

Harrrr mateys, here be the poop on Rally.

Mom take Preston to the show and checked in. Mom got treasure map and went over all the steps. Harrrr, she made Preston do them a lot too mateys. There were 16 steps to the map. When Preston be in the ring, he was supposed to do the steps with mom. Harrr, how easy is that Mateys. Then Preston get treasure at the end after doing the steps. Well, Mateys Preston did not do any of the steps even with Mom trying to get him to, so no treasure for Preston. Harrr, even Cap'n Mav be thinkin bout trying this Rally thing, get the map and then the treasure.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Secret plans

Harrrr Mateys

Cap'n Maverick posting finally, Harrrrr. When Stella the Sea Wench be here, she and the Cap'n started to make secret plans for a pillagin party. We did not get them finished before she leave. We still be workin on it Maties. The Cap'n will be letting all you pirates in on it later.

Fer other news, Swedish Selena went on a pillaging expedition of her own and got loose in the show ring. She tried to recruit new pirates but was unsuccessful. She did succeed in making a fool of Lisa the Mean. Tubey's human was at the show and saw it first hand Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 08, 2007

More Pirate shopping

Harrr Mateys, wow, everybody run, not walk, to your local Target store. In the dollar section they have Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. harrr, the Cap'n was wantin it all. Little tote bags for booty, note pads for pirate secrets, a lanyard to carry the keys to the treasure chest and more. Harrr, it was extra special I tell ye. I may take a cruise there this weekend while Mom and Lisa are off at the dog show.

Harr, and speakin of dog show. Sea Wench Stella be visiting the Cap'n right now. That be right, Stella be here right now. She going to the show but the Cap'n has heard she will be meeting up with Turbo and his human. Oh the Cap'n is jealous. He meet Turbo and his human long long ago in Moberly when Turbo be just a little tyke. Harrrr, and be on yer way to Target.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Pirate find

Harrr Maties, check out this great T-shirt. Mom and Lisa go shopping and find it at Hot Topic. So they buy it. Harrrr. Lisa say it for her but the Cap'n contrivin a way to get his paws on it. Lisa say the Cap'n stretch it out but, harrr, we will see. If thar be anybody in touch with an inner pirate, it be the Cap'n Mav, Maties.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, March 02, 2007

Go Digger Gloria

Harrr, Digger Gloria be at it again Mateys. Check out the size of this hole. Harrrrr, you go girl, dig, dig, dig. Gloria go all the way to Guatemala to dig this one Mateys. This is a good example of what a pirate can do when they be determined. Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 01, 2007

too much wind

Harrr Maties, I never thought it would happen to the Cap'n but here it is. Just as I be getting ready to set sail on an impromptu expedition, there be too much wind. It be howlin maties, blowing a gale and thar be no hope of an expedition today. Harrrr, and drat.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Viking Pirate news

Harrr Mateys, here be the news from the Oklahoma City Specialty on Saturday 2/24. Yup the Cap'n is a little slow but the reason be I enjoying that dab of snow and, well Digger Gloria is coming in season and even though the Cap'n bein snipped, he still be interested. And she be kenneled right next door. Arrrrrwwwwwwwooooooooo.

OK, here be the news on Swedish Selena, the Viking Pirate. In the sweepstakes, she got 2nd place and won a glass cup with an etched siberian on it. Lisa be quick about putting the cup on a shelf too Mateys. Now for the big news, in the 9-12 month puppy class Selena be #1. She win her class Mateys. This be huge news. Selena be having some problems "getting it" B4 but now she "got it". She win a towel with embroider on it. She be pretty fancy too Mateys. Maybe we be getting pictures in a day or two.

Now back to your regular scheduled program. The Cap'n going back to singing to his Gloria.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, February 22, 2007

New Pirate Name for Gloria

Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be out playing with Gloria today and, wow, I gotta tell yer, what a good digger she be. Gloria find a weak spot by the fence and just went to diggin'. The Cap'n be wonderin if she digging for treasure, harrr. The mud and dirt be flying out behind her like nothin the Cap'n ever seen before, harrr. That be some great diggin. Lisa came out and made her stop, then later after she cleaned our kennel runs put the whole bucket of poop in the hole. Harrr, methinks Gloria not be digging there any more. Mate Gloria be such a great digger, how bout we call her Diggin Gloria.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

It B Mardi Gras Mateys

Harrrrr Mateys, Cap'n Mav knows he be MIA from the blog action for a week or so. Guess where he be? I be tellin ya now so ye better listen up. While the rest of the pack be up in the frozen north for a stupid dog show, the Cap'n fired up his pirate ship and sailed down the Missississippiippssii River to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. That be right, the Cap'n went to Mardi Gras. He would still be thar but had to high tail it home before he got caught. Here be a photo of the Cap'n with his Mardi Gras bead booty. There be a lot more where these came from Mateys. All there for the takin. This be Fat Tuesday, the last day of Mardi Gras so make sure and party hearty like a pirate now Mateys. There be plenty of time to repent later.

Off for some more grog. Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Harrrr happy Valentines Day

Harr Mateys. It be Valentine's Day and yer Cap'n be busy all day wurkin on my Valentine to you. Here it Be. So, all your female pirates out there, this is for you. The Cap'n loves you all, each and every one o yer.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Pirate portrait

Harrr Mateys. Check out this link.

Charlie the Big Dog has made a portrait of the crew. Of course apologies to ye that was below decks at portrait time, but ye all most go look, it be fantastic.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate