Monday, June 25, 2007

Learn More about your Cap'n Maverick

Harrrrr mateys
Every body is doing this so I thought I would join in on the fun.

1. Your age? 6 years
2.Your age when came to live with your people? 3 I think
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Pirate Black
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Deb and Kellie they used to show me. Harrrr
5. How much do you weigh? 50 LBS of Gold
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? A crate pad, harrr and the hair on my butt. They dont like it when that happens.Harrrr
7. Do you like other Dogs? Some yes, some no.
8. Who is your best non-human friend? Gloria, I run the yard with her
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Tennis Balls and Frizbees
10. Do you like to be brushed? Yes I love the grooming table, the blower, the comb.
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Both in large quantities.
12. Do your people cut your toenails? No, they Dremel them.
13. Any formal education? Yes Confomation classes. one pre Obedience class and several Jr. Conformation classes. And I taught a few classes too Harrrrr.
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Both, I run then I go take a nap.
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Mav Man, Mavareto, Pirate, Lisa's Buddie Maverick, You old pirate.
16. What is your best trick? Stacking at the end of the lead and showing off. I fetch too.
17. Do you like kitties? Cats no, thats not my thing but no offense to any of the blogging cats.
18. What did you have for breakfast? A Bil-Jac liver treat. I only get one big bowl a day.
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I am a terrific hunter!! I like to catch June Bugs!
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? Last year for my booster.
21. Where do you sleep at night? On the poop deck of the Good Ship Mavericks Run and my Life Raft, depending on weather.
22. Do you like to swim? Yes in a plastic pool.
23. Can you make puppies? NO but then I never tried to either.
24. Do you give kisses? No, OK once in a while. Harrr.
25. Can you potty on command? Yes, You never know when you need to be in a show ring and pottying there is a big mistake.
26. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Don't have one, don't want one. If it isn't covered with fuzzy tennis ball stuff, it just isn't a toy.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Big Dog pirate shirt

Harrr Mateys, check out these cool shirts. Lisa the Mean get them for her birthday. Harrrr. One say Big Dogs of the Caribbean at Tails End. Harr. Check out the skull!!! The other be dark gray and say Property of the Bark Pearl. Harrr. Lisa the Mean go to the Big Dogs store and get them. For all you pirates out there with no Big Dogs store, these be on the internet mateys at The Cap'n pirate these pictures from that website, harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Fer other news, Stella the Sea Wench be coming out today fer a week or so and we be going to work on our Nessie hunt plans. The Cap'n keep all you Mateys updated when he can.

Harrrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Happy Birthday news, harrrr

Harrrrr Mateys. I be interrupting the Nessie Quest posts for birthday news. Oh Mateys, this be a xciting one too. It be Lisa the Mean's Birthday today. Harrr. Mom be taking her shoppin for new stuff. Then they be coming back with cake. Birthday cake Mateys, that be the best. And Lisa the Mean always share her cake with the Cap'n. Sing this song with me Mateys, the tune is yo ho a pirates life for me.

Yo ho, yo ho, its Lisa the Mean's Birthday.
Yo ho, yo ho, she gonna have cake.
Yo ho, yo ho, Happy Birthday Lisa.
Yo ho, yo ho, Now share the cake with the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, June 19, 2007


Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n be doin some research on da Nessie, harrr. The Nessie be a Monster mateys. Here be a website that lists all the Lake Monsters in the world. Oh Mateys the Cap'n think maybe we should just go to Arooooba on vacation.

Ter make up yer minds go look at these.

Oh Mateys it shivered the Cap'n Timbers that be fer sure, Harrrr. If ye all be up for the search, let the Cap'n know.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Details details

Harr, Mateys. Tia has offered to be our ship doctor and can do CAT scans. Harrr, I think we need a labrador for Lab work. Harrrr. Harrrr. Maybe that Matey Marvin the Hollow Hound can help us out. And he lives in Scotland, where the Nessie be. The Cap'n been figurring and figurring how much food to take. What do you mateys think? Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Catchin the Nessie

Harrr Mateys, Yer Cap'n be taking a break from the map makin' and thinkin how to, harrr, catch that Nessie. Now if the Nessie be on the surface we just sail up next to her and, harrr board her mateys. But if the Nessie be under the water, harrr, that be another problem. The Cap'n be thinkin bout a big net, or, harrr fishing for the Nessie. The best idea the Cap'n have be a Dyson Maties. We take a really big Dyson and suck up the Nessie, then she be all safe and sound and clean too.

What say ye Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The map

Harrr mateys, Yer Cap'n been to the liberry and get this map. Harrr, Cap'n Mav be in the liberry a long time mateys. Lookin' stuff up fer this Nessy quest. The Cap'n look and look. I look up all the places where the mateys be livin' and where the Nessy be. This be the map the Cap'n comes up with. Now, it seem best to pick up everybody not on the red line in Arooo-ba. That be in the Caribbean Sea Mateys. Then we go on to get the Nessy. OK, we start there on the red X in the middle of the United States and end up in Loch Ness. We still need more crew, a lot more crew, and a cook, a ships doctor cause yer never know when ya need one.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Harr Mateys

Harr Mateys,

Yer Cap'n here. First, and very important, harrr, a very special happy birthday to my human friend Kellie. It be a big one for her.

OK, now on to the Nessie hunt. I be taking over this adventure for Swedish Selena. She was in over her head, harrr, and need the Cap'n for guidance and experience to organize a quest of this harrr, magnitude. She had only borrowed the Good Ship Maverick's Run for a week and, harr, this expedition, may take a good bit longer, harrrr.

We see Hollybollyboo be worried about the Nessie eating her. Harrr, if there be no danger lassie, there be no adventure. Probably not going to happen though. Matey Zim, glad to have ye aboard. Sitka too.

Yer Cap'n is off on a hunt for a map to Loch Ness from Missouri. I'll keep ye posted mateys.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

This is what we are after!!!

OK everybody, this is the Nessy thing we are hunting. It looks pretty big, we will need a big crew and probably Stella the Sea Wench to help us. So far Turbo and Hollybollyboo have signed up. Anybody else interested?

Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Nessy Hunting

Hey Everybody

Its me, Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate!!!!
A couple of days ago we where watching the talking box and they said they have new pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. This made me start thinking about being a Nessy Hunter (no disrespect to Steve Erwin) and finding this Nessy. A Nessy quest for this summer, yes, what a grand idea. This is the perfect time to do it. Cap'n Maverick is all wrapped up in POTC and dancing on the poop deck so I have borrowed his pirate ship for the Nessy quest. Everybody is welcome to join me on my quest to find Nessy. Let me know where to cruise by to pick you up and we will all go a Nessy hunting.

Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate.

Saturday, June 02, 2007

The Cap'ns great day

Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n has had a great day. Thar be a little thunder in the distance that remind him of cannon fire at sea. The wind be up but not gale force. The sky be blue and it be warm. Harrrr, and Mom brings us treats while Lisa the Mean is gone. Best of all, Mom go shoppin' today and when she come home, she tell the Cap'n of all the great pirate merchandise that be out thar. Oh Mateys, it be a great haul. Plus Mom buy the POTC II soundtrack and play it loud for us all to hear. Harrrr, that just make yer Cap'n long for the open sea and dance a jig on the poop deck of the Good Ship Maverick's Run. Mateys, heres hopin' ye all had a great a day as the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate