Friday, August 31, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is starting to feel better but Mom now has all Lisa's germs and is feeling sick now. The Cap'n has his Doctor kit ready to take care of Mom Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Mav has been teaching Joaquin how to be a pirate he is doing very well. He is sleeping in just like the Cap'n Harrrrr. He eats just like a pirate and he reports everything in to me Harrrrr. Now the Cap'n needs to work with him showing off more in the ring Harrrrr. But he will get it he is a yong pirate you know.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Long time no blog

Harrrrrr Mateys

It has been very bussy around hear Lisa the Mean started school Harrrrrr. The Kansas City dog show was last week and there was even a airplane show Harrrrrr. Where was the Cap'n when all of this was happining Home becouse he hurt Gloria a while back that is so unfair. I did have Eddie tell me all about the dog show and what he saw walking out side when the airplane show was going on. Eddie told me about the airplanes that had painted on teeth and the stelth plane and a war helecopter it just sounded great Harrrrrr.

On other news Lisa the Mean also is sick with the same thing she gets every year Harrrrrr. She had to go to the human Vet and get a RX to get rid of it Harrrrrrr. The Cap'n was more then willing to get his Doctor kit out and fix Lisa the Mean himself. But she wouldnt let the Cap'n do it Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverik the Pirate

Sunday, August 12, 2007

American Idol

Harrrrrrr Mateys

American Idol tryouts be in Omaha NE last week. I begged and I pleaded and begged some more for Lisa the Mean to take the Cap'n. I be planning try out with a medley of pirate songs including Row Row Row Yer Boat, Yo Ho Yo Ho Its A Pirates Life For Me, Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum, ending with my version of the favorite, I'm Maverick the Pirate Man, all the while standing in my very best Cap'n Morgan pose. Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean lived up to her name and said NO! The Cap'n be so crushed Harrrrrr. So I was hoping Matey Holly Bolly Boo go down and tried out. Fer sure she get a Golden Ticket because she so talented and lives right there.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Harrrrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n be back.
Gloria is next to me in the kennels and she is playing with C.B. insted of The Cap'n Harrrrrr. I get to run by my self now so nothing will happen agin. This be fine now I wont have to wory about somebody grabing my Frizbee or ball on a rope toy any more. Lisa the Mean is going to start a new semester of school at the end of this month harrrrrrr. This means she gets up early and wakes the Cap'n up to feed me harrrrrr then she leaves and comes back. Once she be gone the Cap'n makes up his secret plans Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Never Trust a Pirate

Harrr, Cap'n "Snark" Maverick here. Gloria be back next door to me. Harrr, she don't look too bad, fer a pirate. Maybe she need eye patch. Harrrrr. I do be so sorry I beat her up. Mom still mad but I being cute and nice so she get over it and I can, harrr, get back to me pirate ways. To quote my hero, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, "Never Trust a Pirate!"

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, August 02, 2007


Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be in solitary all day. I got no one across from me and no one next to me where Gloria used to be. Harrr, the Cap'n had to exercise alone too. Mateys, let the Cap'n tell you, it not be as much fun at all. Now I hear that Gloria going to be exercising with CB and not the Cap'n. Well, Mateys that just hurts. So the Cap'n be guilty of snarking, tried and convicted and now being punished. Mom says she don't trust the Cap'n either and now he not be going to the show in Kansas City to hang out either. Oh woe is the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Sad and Lonely Pirate

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Bad Cap'n Maverick

OK mateys, Cap'n Mav is in jail. He be in lockdown harrrr. The Cap'n just be out playing with Gloria and minding his own business when he, harrr, spy something in the hibiscus bush. Gloria be looking somewhere else so the Cap'n go to vestigate the hisbiscus. Harrr. Well, Gloria see the Cap'n in the shrub and come to help him, but, harrr, the Cap'n snarked Gloria. The Cap'n be pretty sorry about it but Gloria be hurt, harrr. And now the Cap'n in jail. Mom don't allow no snarking, harrr. She say zero tolerance for snarking. The Cap'n don't know how long he be in stuck in lockdown and solitary exercise either mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate, remotely reporting from lockdown on the Good Ship Maverick's Run