Clean them up with Oxi Clean Harrrrr. It has the stain fighting power to clean the toughest loads Harrrrrr.
To make yer sails look like new Harrrrr.
Oxi Clean the only thing to wash yer sails in Harrrr.
With Orange Glo ye can make yer plank shine like new Harrrrrrr.
Are yer Cannons lookin rusty? Spray Kaboom and the rust is gone Harrrrr.
Fix it with Mighty Putty mateys, the only thing the real pirates use Harrrrrrr.
What do ye mateys think? Does yer Cap'n have what it takes to sell the stuff Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n just needs a ride to Hollywood Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate