Saturday, March 29, 2008


Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has some good news and some bad news Harrrrr. The good news is that yer Cap'n gets to go to a local specialty that is held in Gardenr KS this May Harrrrr. The bad news is this means more baths more frequently Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean told me she was going to give me one tomorow Harrrrrr. she is crazy Harrrrrr.

On other news Yer Cap'n still has not goten his paws on that stuffed pirate bear Harrrr. There has to be a way I am still thinking Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

That pirate bear

Harrr Mateys!! Lisa the Mean go to teach dog class last night so the Cap'n and Mom get these pictures of the pirate bear.

This be a close up Mateys. Thar be the red spot on the hand. If ye push that Mateys, he sing Hot Hot Hot with jamaican accent, boom boom boom.

Harrr, check out those BIG FEET. The Cap'n have a plan to strap brushes on them and the bear be cleaning the decks mateys.

This pirate bear got some nerve, be in the house with Lisa the Mean. Mom tell me he need to stay clean and nice (check out those clothes, clean? nice?) so the Cap'n can take him to Nationals. That right Mateys, the Cap'n takin all his pirate stuff to Gettysburg in October. In the meantime, the Cap'n be hunting that monster. Mom say it be a snapping turtle. Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, March 24, 2008

monster quest update

Harrrrr Mateys

Still no sign of the Monster Harrrr. Lisa the Mean thinks it went back under because it be cold yesterday and today Harrrrr. But yer Cap'n is still on the look out for it Harrrr.

I hope all ye mateys had a great Easter Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n Even found an egg Harrrrr. Mom bouht this cool stuffed bear dressed as a pirate Harrrr. when you push its paw it sings Hot Hot Hot and the parrot on his shoulder sings along with the bear Harrrr. Lisa the Mean will not bring it to me to play with Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Monster quest

Last night I heard Mom tell Lisa the Mean that there was something big out in the evaporation pond. Harrrr. That sounds like a Monster quest in me own front yard.

Lisa the Mean got out the binoculars for the Cap'n, harrr.

Harrr the Cap'n be looking all over the pond for the monster.

Hmmmm, nothing so far. Harrr. Mom says it be a snake or snappin turtle mateys. The Cap'n be watching, whatever it be.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Turkey neck day Harrrr

Harrrrr Mateys

Today be Wednesday ye know what that means Harrrrr. It means it is turkey neck day Harrr. I love my turkey neck because it taste good and it cleans yer Cap'n teeth Harrr. I cant wait for next Wednesday Harrrr. yer cap'n gets one turkey neck in replace of me kibble mateys Harrrr.

A very happy.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, March 17, 2008

Top o the Mornin to ye Mateys

Harrr Mateys, it be St. Patrick's Day. Lisa the Mean dress me up in these hats in honor of the occasion, harrrr. What do ye think mateys? Does the Cap'n look like a lepracaun to ye? Harrr, me thinks not. Nice try Lisa. All ye Mateys watch for the rainbows, thar be booty at the end!!!
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, March 16, 2008

My new treasure chest, harrrr

Harrr Mateys, now ye all know that the Cap'n collect pirate booty. Well, he be getting quite a collection now and need a place to keep it. Harrrr.

Lisa the Mean find this cool treasure chest when she be out shoppin. Harrr. She buy it just fer the Cap'n. Most all my booty fit in the box, but not all, harrrrrr.
Here be the Cap'n checking out his stuff in the new treasure chest mateys. Can ye see who on the box? That be Cap'n Jack Sparrow. That right mateys, it be a POTC box. Yer Cap'n be so excited 'bout this.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n Mav would like to say first off Happy Birthday Sitka Harrrrr I know it be a day late Harrrr.

On other news Lisa the Mean came home Sunday Harrrr. She said she had saw Turbos Mom in Columbia then she was gone Harrrr Turbo I think yer mom got lost Harrrrr. Not much has happend untel today when Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. I think she is getting closer to walking the plank Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 06, 2008


Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n was told that Lisa the Mean was leaving tomorrow for the Columbia dog show close to where Turbo lives and not home until Sunday Harrrr. I was also told that she is not taking any of us Harrrrr Harrrr and double Harrr. Yer Cap'n and everybody else will be left with teat dispensing Mom while Lisa the Mean is at the show with Swabbie Sid Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants to go to some of these places that she goes Harrrrr.

A frustrated
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

smelly treasure

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n Mav be searching for treasure and found something great Harrrrr. yer Cap'n thought about taking it to Lisa the Mean but decided to roll in it instead Harrrrr. Then I went to Lisa the mean to show her what a great smell that the Cap'n had found Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean almost lost her lunch Harrrr. Lisa the Mean put me in the Good Ship Mavericks Run and went in the house looking at her hands muttering something about a bath Harrrrr. The Cap'n just doesn't know what is wrong with her this treasure smell great Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Lisa the Mean is back

Harrrrrr Mateys

Cap'n Mav got a lot of treats from mom when Lisa the Mean was gone Harrrrrr. But now she is back and the treat dispensing has slowed down Harrrrr.Yer Cap'n went treasure hunting when Lisa the Mean was gone Harrrr. the Cap'n Is still searching and making maps of where he has been.

It is supposed to rain today so everybody is inside Harrrrr.

Stay dry Mateys
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate