Harrr Maties, check out this great T-shirt. Mom and Lisa go shopping and find it at Hot Topic. So they buy it. Harrrr. Lisa say it for her but the Cap'n contrivin a way to get his paws on it. Lisa say the Cap'n stretch it out but, harrr, we will see. If thar be anybody in touch with an inner pirate, it be the Cap'n Mav, Maties.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate