Lisa the Mean is going dog sitting this week Harrrrrr. You Mateys know what that means Harrrrrr. Mom gives yer Cap'n lot and lots of cookies Harrrrrrr.
Yer Cap'n also was taking a picture of the sky because it looked creepy like a storm is commin Harrrrrr. Everything outside was silent and still Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n captured some orb things Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n has watched enough Ghost Hunters to know what these are Harrrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate