Thursday, January 29, 2009

Some Toy

Harrrrr Mateys
Remember Mom came home with this cool new toy a couple of days ago Harrrrr.

This is what it looked like the first day Harrrr. A balloon sword fit for a pirate Harrrr

It shrunk Harrrrr. Now it just looks like cutlery Harrrr.

This can't even cut butter Harrrrrr

This is crap. What a great toy mom thanks a lot Harrrr. Lisa The Mean has sent it to Davey Jones Locker Room via the deep 6 route AKA trash can. Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Captain Kidd

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today be Wednesday Harrrr. Ye mateys know what that means. Another day of Cap'n Maverick the Pirate's School of Piracy Harrrrrr.

Today's lesson be on William Kidd or known by many as Captain Kidd Harrrr. Captain Kidd even had his own song, The Ballad of Captain Kidd, Harrr. Captain Kidd was born in Scotland in 1645 Harrrrr. He was first a Merchant and a licensed Privateer Harrrrr. That mean he be a legal pirate first.

This be a picture of his privateering license Harrrrr. This license gave Captain Kidd the right to attack any French Merchants Harrrr. A little later Captain Kidd stole a ship and named it Blessed William Harrrr. Then the crew abandoned him to turn to piracy Harrrr.

In 1695 Captain Kidd was talked in to a shady deal from Richard Earl of Bellomont Harrrr. Captain Kidd was to command a 34 gunship Harrrr. He was also given a letter of Marque to attack Pirates and French East India Company Harrrr.

Kidd insulted two Royal navy ships on his way to New York Harrrr. Kidd Refused to lower his flag and had his Crew show their back sides to the Royal Navy as they passed by Harrrrr. His ship was boarded and they took most of Kidds best Crew men Harrrrr.

Running out of luck, Kidd lands on a pirate island at Madagascar and turns to piracy Harrrr. He lost all hope of pardon Harrrr. Thar be a warrant out for his arrest Harrrr. Kidd moved all of his loot and buried some of it Harrrr.

Bellomont misled Kidd and told him he would be pardoned Harrrr. When Kidd came to his office he was quickly arrested Harrrr. After a year in prison and some quick trials Harrr, he was accused of murder and piracy Harrrr. He was hung in a cage, tarred bound with chains and irons Harrrr. He be hung out to dry for several years at Tilbury Point Harrrr on the River Thames. That was to warn any sailor that turned pirate that this could happen Harrrr. Not a very happy ending there mateys Harrr.

If ye mateys want to learn more about Captain Kidd's adventures or more of his story or to hear his Ballad, go to this site Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, January 27, 2009


Harrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n be tagged today By Star and Black Jack a Roo Harrrrr.
This is what yer Cap'n had to do Harrrrr.
Open a document or file folder,
click on the fifth folder
and then the fifth photo.
Post the photo and describe it.
Then tag 5 other bloggers.

This was in yer Cap'n fifth folder and the fifth picture Harrrrrr.
It be when Yer Cap'n was still showing in Jrs. Harrrr. The Picture was taking in St. Joe MO Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n won Best Jr. handler with Lisa the Mean Harrrr. Look at the ribbons Harrrrr. We still use that chair at the dog shows Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean where very happy with this win Harrrr.
Now Yer Cap'n has to tag 5 other bloggers Harrrrr.
So there be me choices for tagging Harrrrr. If you already have been tagged Yer Cap'n can't remember Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, January 24, 2009

check out my new toy

Harrrrrr Mateys
Mom be out shoppin' today. One place she be, thar be a pirate clown blowin' up balloons. Some balloons look like this one mateys.

Harrr, look like a pirate sword to yer Cap'n. Mom go to pirate clown and tell him she have little boy at home that would love a balloon. Harr Mateys, mom not be shy. She bring home the balloon and give it to yer Cap'n Mav.

Here yer Cap'n be playing with the new pirate balloon sword. Harrrrr.

Here be the Cap'n checking out his new toy.

What do ye mateys say? Be this a good toy, harrrr, or not.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, January 22, 2009

something be going on

Harrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n was awoken from his afternoon nap on the Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrrrr
After all teaching school is hard work glad pirates only go to school once a week Harrr.

First yer Cap'n saw this red truck with the light on the top of it Harrrr.

Then came this truck with an arm thing Harrrr.
That lifted up the new pole Harrrr.

The arm thing was guided by a man that sat on the arm Harrrr. In this pic you can see his yellow hat Harrrr.

They are getting something off of the truck Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n thinks they are up to something sneaky Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n got plans for that pole Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Cap'n Mavericks school of Piracy

Harrrrr Mateys

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate school of piracy is now up and running mateys every Wednesday Harrrrrrr. This school will teach ye mateys of pirate history, sailing, parts of the ship, duties of the crew, and everything else pirate Harrrrrrr.
Today yer Cap'n is going to teach ye mateys about Edward Teach Harrrrr.

Edward Teach nickname be Blackbeard Harrr.
He be one of the most feared pirates of all time Harrrrr.

He be called Blackbeard because he wove hemp in his beard and set it on fire to intimidate his enemies Harrrr.

He sailed on the Good ship Queen Anne's Revenge Harrrrr.
This be Blackbeard's Jolly Roger Harrrrr.
In May 1718 Blackbeard held up the port of Charleston SC for a week Harrrr.

Blackbeard was killed by the Royal Navy man called Lieutenant Robert Maynard in November 1718

Maynard hung Blackbeard's head on his sloop and dumped Blackbeard's body over board Harrr.

Legend has it that the headless corpse of Blackbeard swam around the sloop several times in defiance before it sank from sight
That is the story of Edward Teach Harrrrr.
We Salute you Cap'n Teach Harrrr.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Swim at Yer Own Risk

Harrrrr Mateys
It Looms in the dark Harrrrrr.
It swims with speed Harrrrr.
It even has its own them song
Are you ready to see the new big bad thing in the tank mateys????
Are you Harrrrr!!!!!

If you have not guessed what it be mateys it is a red tailed shark Harrrrr. Yesterday mom brought home two of them watch yer fingers mateys Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, January 12, 2009

Davy Jones Locker Room

Harrrrrr Mateys
Can Ye guess where the Cap'n is Harrrrr?
There is a hint behind yer Cap'n

Look close Mateys Harrrrr.
It has something to do with that pirate ship with the hole Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n is showing his teeth to scare any sharks off.
It be Davy Jones Locker Room Mateys Harrrr. Mom set it up in the house Harrrr.
There be a close up of that pirate ship Harrrrr.
Look you can see some Spanish silver dobloon fish Harrrr.

Look this fish has whiskers Harrrrr. Mom said it be a Cat Fish Harrrrr. those cats be getting everywhere Harrrrr.

If you look next to the barrels you can see the whiskery fish at the bottom Harrr. He thinks he could hide from the Cap'n Harrrr.
Look that silver duabloons fish is near the pirate ship Harrrr.
This Picture makes him look huge Harrrrr.

Look at the beady little eye of this cat fish Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the pirate

Sunday, January 11, 2009


Harrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n be amazed by the moon last Harrrrr. It was close to the earth yesterday Harrrrrr. It was so closes it lit up the side of the house Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n tried to get pictures of the moon but the flash made it harrrrd to get the pic Harrrrr.
This be the moon behind a tree Harrrr.
This be the moon in the open Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n didn't see any moon men Harrrrr and the poles still be there Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, January 09, 2009

electric pole

Harrrrrr Mateys
This be our electric pole Harrrrrr. We try and put pee mail on it everyday Harrrrr.

Yesterday a big truck came down the road Harrrrr. and dropped this new pole in front of our yard Harrrrrr.
Yer Cap'n be suspicious Harrrrr.

What be these round things Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n wants to know Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Cup cake

Harrrrrr Mateys
This be yer Cap'n birthday dinner Harrrrrr.
Look Lisa the Mean put a cup cake in my dinner Harrrr.

It also had some can food in it Harrrrr. Look at the cup cake it has blue frosting Harrrrr.
The Birthday Pirate waiting for his food Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n eating his dinner Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the birthday Pirate

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Today be the Cap'n Birthday Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be 8 years old today Harrrrrr. I hope Lisa the Mean has somthing special for yer Cap'n to eat today Harrrrrrr.
Like this cake Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, January 01, 2009


Harrrrr Mateys
Yesterday Yer Cap'n was partying so harrrrd yer Cap'n doesn't know what happened Harrrr.
Last thing yer Cap'n remember he be trying to get the attention of the Media during the New York City Ball Drop Harrrrrr.
Then Yer Cap'n woke up Harrrrr. Why does everything smell like roses Harrrr? Why do I have a bass drum Harrrrr? What is going on Harrrrr? Where am I Harrr? Why am I marching in this parade Harrrrr? Maybe I can hide on the Alaska float Harrr.

Stupid hat keeps falling off Harrrrr. Oh no here comes the drum major with that bass drum Harrrr.

Happy New Years Mateys Harrrrrrr.

Have a Great 2009 Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate