Monday, September 01, 2008

Thanks ECHO



Harrrrrrr Mateys


Yer Cap'n be catching up on his blogging buddies and ECHO had a quiz on his blog to find out what would be or yer dream car Harrrrrr.




Lisa the Means Dream Car: BMW X5 (That is a Car)


Maverick the Pirate: A Do It Yer Self Car (see below) Harrrrrrrr this test is STUPID Harrrrrr

Harrrrrrrrr ECHO Buddie this test is the strangest test yer Cap'n ever take Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate



Thursday, August 28, 2008

Cookie Time



Harrrrrrr Mateys



Lisa the Mean is going dog sitting this week Harrrrrr. You Mateys know what that means Harrrrrr. Mom gives yer Cap'n lot and lots of cookies Harrrrrrr.









Yer Cap'n also was taking a picture of the sky because it looked creepy like a storm is commin Harrrrrr. Everything outside was silent and still Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n captured some orb things Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n has watched enough Ghost Hunters to know what these are Harrrrrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Thnderbirds

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n he is sorry that he has not blogged for like a week Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean said she was had to much to do to help yer Cap'n blog Harrrrrrrrrrr.


Last week was the Kansas City dog show Harrrrrr. Along with the show there was a Air plane show Harrrrrrr. Its Big event was the Thunderbirds Harrrrrrrrr. click hearhttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d63_1219624870 to see a video if you want to see what they can do Harrrr. Are they cool or what mateys Harrrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie told yer Cap'n that he got to see and hear the planes Harrrrrr. He said they be loud Harrrr. He was getting ready to go in the ring and one buzzed the building Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean said it sounded like they broke the sound barrier Harrrrrr. It even had the sound waves hitting the building Harrrrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie only twitched his ears and that was his only response Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

UPS Walkin the plank

Harrrrrr Mateys


Yer Cap'n had to work hard to get Lisa the Means packages from the UPS guy Harrrrrrr. First Yer Cap'n tried to e-mail Harrrrrrrr. The UPS never came to our house to give a missed you number Harrrrrrrrr.So the e-mail would not go to UPS. He be lying mateys Lying about coming out to our house Harrrrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n tried calling the UPS Harrrrrrr. They tried to make yer Cap'n talk to a robot Harrrrrrr. After a while I had Mom call because she had an idea Harrrrrrr. So she called and told the UPS she wants to talk to a person Harrrrrrrr. After about ten times they connected her to a person Harrrrrrr. She had some words and got the guy to come out in about 2 hours Harrrrrrr. That UPS guy not only had to walk the cap'n s plank he had to walk the UPS plank Harrrrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate



Tuesday, August 12, 2008

UPS

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys
Today yer Cap'n watch all day for the UPS man Harrrrrrrrr. He didn't come Harrrrrr. then when mom and Lisa run the code it said they came and nobody be home Harrrrrrr. The UPS lied somebody be home all day Harrrrrr. They didnt even leave a note Harrrrrrrr. UPS if you are reading this you can walk the plank Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Award from Mango


Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got an award from my friend Mango Harrrrrrr.
So now yer Cap'n has to play by the rules and give the award to 5 friends and only 5 Harrrrrr.
the next rule is that 4 friends have to be a dedicated follower of the Cap'ns blog Harrrrr.
1 has to be a new blogger and live in a different part of the world Harrrrrrr.
Yer Cap'n has to link Back to whoever gave the award Harrrrrr.
So Yer Cap'n is going to give the award to
Yer Cap'n pick these blogs because they are my friends and the Op Pack is the new bloggers in town Harrrrr. Omaha is like a diffrent part of the world Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Books anybody???

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys





Lisa the Mean left early this morning to get books for school Harrrrrrrrr. She told yer Cap'n there should not be many Harrrrrrr. She is only taking two classes Harrrrrrr. Then she came home with this stack of books Harrrrrr.











Lisa the Mean is not going to be seen for a while Harrrrrrr. She has one book for Sociology Harrr. The other 12 books be for her Western Civilization class Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean told yer Cap'n that when they gave her the book they said "Oh you have that teacher" Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n may have to help Lisa the Mean read some of the books Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Where be the Cap'n Mav???

Harrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n has gone AWOL !!!!
He is not on the poop deck Harrrrrr.




Not in the back yard Harrrrr.



Not in the front yard Harrrrr.






Harrrrr Thar be Cap'n Mav chillin in the house Harrrrrrr. It be to hot outside for yer Cap'n Harrrr Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate









Sunday, August 03, 2008

Hot and Humid

Harrrrrrrrrrr Mateys
It is so hot and humid Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n feels like he is melting in to a pile of hair Harrrrr. The heat and humidity outside make Lisa the Means and moms glasses fog up Harrrrrr. But yer Cap'n be inside in front of the fan inside the life raft living large Harrrrrr. It is a great cool spot Harrrrrr.
Melting Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Cookies


Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got word that Lisa the Mean is leaving again Harrrrrrr. She is dog sitting and leaving me with mom Harrrrr. That only means one thing for yer Cap'n More cookies Harrrrrr. It is also going to be Hot Hot Hot this week so we all get to come inside to cool off. Maybe we can have a Pirate cookie party Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Have yer anchor handy


Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

This morning it was raining hard and yer Cap'n almost floated a drift in the Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrrrrr. Good thing yer Cap'n thought a head and anchored the ship for the night Harrrr. The water started coming in and yer Cap'n feety feet got wet Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean got yer Cap'n out of the water and put me in my life raft Harrrrrr. There the Cap'n and everybody else had to wait until the water and the rain stopped before we could go back outside Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be safe The Good Ship Mavericks Run be a little wet Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 28, 2008

Harrrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

A pirate Harrrrr goes out to the Kapp Pack and Steve Kat and Wilbur for rasing money for blog a Thon Harrrrrr.

There has not been to much stuff going on this week Harrrrrr. It has been hot then it rains then it is hot again Harrrrr. It is a typicle Missouri summer Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n also found out Lisa the Mean is taking more classes for school Harrrr. That means she will be doing homework insted of playing all the time with the Cap'n Harrrrrr. But she is only taking two classes so it wont be to much time away form the Cap'n Mav Harrrr Stay cool mateys Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Award Harrrrrrr


Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n was just given an award by my Buddy's Star and Black Jack a Roo Harrrrrr.
The rules of this award are:Add the logo of the award to my blog.
Add a link to who awarded it to me.
Nominate at least seven other blogs.
Add links to those blogs on my blog.
Leave a message for my nominees on their blogs Harrrrr.


Harrrrrr Thanks you guys Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Pictures of Cap'n & new pirate toy

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got pictres of the new toy Harrrrrr. Had to drag Lisa the Mean out of bed to do it Harrrr. A pirates got to do what a Pirates got to do Harrrrrrr.

Hear yer Cap'n looking at Lisa The Mean so she lets go of my new pirate toy Harrrr.





Cap'n Mave sitting with his new toy Harrrrr. It is a pirate rubber chicken Harrrr.
Do you see his peg leg he even holding a telescope in one wing and has a hook on the other Harrr.
He also has a pirate hat but the Cap'n nose got in the way Harrrrr.


Hear is yer Cap'n chasing after the pirate toy Harrrr.


Lisa the Mean is trying to take my pirate chicken Harrrr.




Yer Cap'n does get it away form Lisa the Mean





Harrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate



Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Thank You Summi Mummi

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Sorry yer Cap'n has not blogged for a week Harrrrr. There has been so much going on Harrrrrr. The puppies are all in there new homes Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean did not take me to Omaha to see HBBB mom or Summi Mummi Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n did get a present from Summi Mummi Harrrrr. Thank you Summi Mummi it be Perfect Harrrrrr. It be a Pirate toy Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n loves it Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean has not taken any pictures of yer Cap'n with the toy Harrrrrr. She said she is sick and has not gotten to it Harrrrrrrr. Even though she was fine when she came home from Omaha Harrrrrr.Lisa the Mean said she would get pics of me when she can Harrrrrrr That will be forever Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

business in a box

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today the UPS truck came with lots and lot of Boxes Harrrrr. They where all for Lisa the Mean Harrrrrr. They had lots of grooming products in them Harrrrrr. So Lisa the Mean can start up her own business Harrrrrr. She already has a web site for her stuff so check it out at http://lisatothhandling.homestead.com/Storefront.html It be cool mateys. The Cap'n has used these products and always looks great Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, July 14, 2008

Stupid Key Chain

Harrrrr Mateys
Lisa the Mean went to Graceland and all she got me was this stupid key chain Harrrrr. I can not believe it Harrrrrrrr. I so wanted to see Elvis Harrrrr !!!! The worst part about it is the Cap'n does not even have a key to the good ship Mavericks Run Harrrrr. This be so stupid Harrrrr. She also got to go see Sitka Harrrrrrr. That means Yer Cap'n did not get to give pirate advice to Sitka or CM Before she left Harrrrrr. Lisa the mean is going to have to walk the plank for this one Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, July 10, 2008

sittin home like a hound dog


Harrrrr Mateys
yer Cap'n heard Lisa the Mean and mom goning on a trip to TN Harrrrr. They also said that the Cap'n had to stay home Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be all shook up about this mateys Harrrrr. They are going to Graceland where the King lived Harrrrrr. This is worse then Lisa the Mean stepping on my blue suede shoes Harrrr. I will be sitting home doing the Jail house rock when there off having fun Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Ari


Harrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n just get word that Ari is learning how to sail a ship Harrrrrr. Maybe Ari will be able to sail this ship in a little bit Harrrrr. Ari can be my navigator Harrrr. After the classes of course Harrrr
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, June 27, 2008

Gold Eye Eddie

Harrrrrr Mateys
guess who just got hear Harrrrrr. It be Gold Eye Eddie Harrrrr. His people are going on vacation so he sailed down for his own vacation Harrrrrrr. Cant wait to hear all about his adventures that he has been on Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, June 23, 2008

Lisa the Means Birthday

Harrrrr Mateys
It be Lisa the Means Birthday Harrrrrrr.
This be a link to show the lesser people that share her birthday Harrrrr. http://www.famousbirthdays.com

She was gone for five days that gave yer Cap'n time to get everything ready for her pirate party Harrrrr. yer Cap'n made sure that mom got the right gifts and made a cake that we all can eat Harrrrrr.Also the green present rapping paper had to be the right color green Harrrr. Lisa the Mean loved The party yer Cap'n Maverick did a good job at getting this party thing right Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My show foto



Harrrr, my foto came and mom finally got it scanned in. She be slow at that sometimes Mateys. So here is yer Cap'n doing his old job, out o retirement for a day, harrrrr. I still got it Mateys, I still got it!!!
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, June 15, 2008

CAPTURE OF THE POND MONSTER

Harrr Mateys, it be a great day here.
We FINALLY HAVE CAPTURED THE POND MONSTER!!!
Preston and Silver were out and about early. Preston find the MONSTER!!!
He bark and bark at it with his little voice until Mom hear.
Mom come out and see THE MONSTER try to bite Preston on face and leg. Mom tell Preston it be OK, she take care of the MONSTER!!!
Preston and Silver go to their runs and Mom get the camera, the shovel and a big trash bin.
Mom go get pictures of THE MONSTER AND HERE IT BE!!!
HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR





THIS BE THE MONSTER. SEE HE BEEDY EYE!!!
SEE HE NASTY SHELL!!!!!

SEE HE SCARY SNOUT!!!!!


Here be another picture of THE MONSTER.

See he nasty leg!!

Here be THE MONSTER TAIL!!!!!
HARRRR, THAT BE SCARY MATEYS BUT NOT BE AS SCARY AS THE BITING SNOUT!!!




Here be THE MONSTER try to get away from Mom.
Mom win. She use shovel and push THE MONSTER into the trash bin. THE MONSTER be snapping and biting at Mom and the shovel. It be a wild fight Mateys. Mom prove what a good pirate she be.
This monster weight about 12 pounds and be close to two feet long Mateys. It be HUGE. Be too huge for Mom's little boom stick.
Mom get the man to take THE MONSTER in he truck and drive it away, long ways down the road.
Mom say THE MONSTER BE A SNAPPING TURTLE. She tell the Cap'n that it could bite his toe off, or part he snooter. Oh Mateys, the Cap'n be so glad Mom be here. Then the Cap'n get a cookie and it be a great day Mateys.




Thursday, June 05, 2008

Weather

Harrrrr Mateys

Batton down the hatches tonight Harrrr. There be a Storm a comming a big storm a comming Harrrrr. We are all be inside the house tonight Harrrrr. That means cookies for everybody Harrrrr.

I heard it was Ari's Birthday Harrrrr. Happy Birthday to ya Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Marco update

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n have a lot of things going on lately Harrrrr. first of all yer Cap'n on the serch to find that foto guy because yer Cap'n pic has not gotten hear yet Harrrrr. I think walkin the plank will do him some good Harrrr. Lisa the Mean and yer Cap'n have been working very hard with Marco Polo Harrrrr. He looks like he is gaining his sea legs but not yet. If you look on his blog he calls this place jail Harrrr. Yer Cap'n keeps telling him this is a good place but he is still not convinced Harrrrr. The last thing that has everybody tied up in knots is the tornado and T-storm warnings Harrrrr. We have been inside during the night instead of our runs Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, June 02, 2008

Marco Polo

Harrrrrr Mateys

Guess who just sailed in yesterday Harrrrr. It be Marco Polo from Iowa Harrrr. He be hear for some pirate training from yer Cap'n Maverick and Lisa the Mean Harrrr. Marco Polo will be at our house for two weeks then he goes to a show before he goes home we hope he learns a lot Harrrrr. We will let you know on how he is doing Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Yer Cap'n has not gotten his show pic yet Harrrr. I am going to have to find him and give him the Pirates don't like to Waite talk Harrrr.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Monster Quest

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n have good news a new season of Monster Quest started today Harrrr. The Cap'n be watching it as I blog Harrrr.
Yer Cap'n have bad news also The Cap'n still had not gotten his picture form the show yet Harrrr. That foto guy is so slow Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean is going dog sitting AGAIN Harrrrrr. So we are stuck with mom Harrrrr. That is ok she has cookies Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Show results Harrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

This last weekend be a good one fur the Cap'n Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n got to go to a dog show Harrr. I knew I was going when Lisa the Mean gave me 2 baths in 1 week and took me to dog school for a refresher course, Harrrr. Yer Cap'n go to class since it be so long since he show, three years mateys. Then we got to the show on Friday, the Cap'n made our presence known Harrrr. Then Yer Cap'n was groomed on the table Harrrr. When yer Cap'n got off of the table it be time for the Cap'n to Show Harrrr. It was so much fun Harrrr people clapped and cheered for me and I showed like a true pirate mateys. The Cap'n had not missed a step. Yer Cap'n won veterans best of opposite in sweepstakes Harrrr. Then Lisa the Mean told me that was just a warm up for the real show Harrrr. then yer Cap'n show one more time and won Best male veteran and an award of Merit Harrrrr. a picture is comming soon Harrrrr. I hope it comes out good mateys. Plus thar be treasure mateys. Thar be money that Lisa the Mean get, a crystal dog biscuit jar and a duffel bag. Harrr mateys, yer Cap'n be ready fer travel Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Tagged!!!

The Cap'n be tagged by Matey Khyra. Here be a foto of yer Cap'n Maverick when he working as a show dog in Junior Showmanship with Lisa the Mean. Harr, look we win. Mateys, the Cap'n now be describing himself in six words.

Yer Cap'n be debonaire, handsome, boyish, playful, scholarly and, last but not least, MAVERICK!!!

Harrr, Mateys. Now I be tagging Jack-A-Roo, Sitka, Lorenza, Ari, and Marco Polo.

Here be the task Mateys, ye post a picture and five words that describe yer self, then link it all up and post a comment to let the mateys know they be tagged and link back to where it come from.

Harrrr Mateys, get a posting.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Storm

Harrrrrr Mateys

Thursday we had a huge storm Harrrrrr.So big yer Cap'n thought he might loose the Good ship Mavericks Run Harrrrrr. Thankfully that did not happen Harrrr.The big storm took away the power for a while and took down a lot of tree branches Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n and everybody else where inside the house sleeping Harrrrr.

Now on with the good stuff Harrrrr. We have the Mach 5 car Harrrrr. It was in Lisa the Means cereal box Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so excited about it Harrrrrr. Also Lisa the Mean is getting yer Cap'n all ready for the Show Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n is so Happy I can't wait Harrrrrr. Maybe we can get good pics of the Cap'n showing Harrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


P.S. I know yer Cap'n needs to post new pics of himself but Lisa the Mean is always forgetting to take them Harrrrr.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Harrrrr Mateys

A lot of ye Mateys are asking what is a Jump Back Jack and the answer be a scary Snake Harrrr.

Now for the Cap'ns news Harrrrr. The other day Mom open her box of cereal and there was a toy car in it form the movie Speed Racer Harrrrr. It was not the Moch 5 but that is ok Harrrr. Mom then gave it to yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean it had stickers to go on it so Lisa the Mean put the stickers on the car for yer Cap'n Harrrr. Then we raced the car and it went so fast Harrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. Then today yer Cap'n dug a mud hole in search for treasure and got all dirty Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, April 28, 2008

visitor

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n had a visitor yesterday Harrrrrr. Can you guess who it was Harrrr Can you? It was Gold Eye Eddie Harrrrr. He came with Kathleen and Nathan Harrrrr. Eddie was so happy to be with everybody Harrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie told me he is getting ready for a show Harrrr.He also told me he still be a pirate Harrr. Yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean and Mom can't wait to see him show Harrrr. He stayed for a while then went back home Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, April 25, 2008

Harrrrrr!!!!!

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Sorry yer Cap'n has not posted for a while Harrrrr.

I wanted to give Gloria a Harrrrr way to go Harrr on her five little pirates Harrrrr. They be so cute I hope they learn the way of the pirate so they can be mateys on me ship Harrrrr.

On other news Jump Back Jacks are back so you mateys be careful on yer running time outside Harrrrr. They like to hide in the grass and they can be hard to see Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Cookies

Harrrrrrr Mateys

There be a BIG Bag of Big Cookies on the counter Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean is not giving me any Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrrrr. The good news is that Lisa the Mean is going to go dog sitting this week Harrrrr. Mom is going to give out the cookies I just know it Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

News

Harrrrrr Mateys

The past cople of days the weather has been crazy it had been 70 Degrees then the next day it be 40 with tornados Harrrrr. then the next day it snowd now it is windy in the 60 Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n is having a hard time getting the good ship Mavericks Run out of dry dock Harrrrr.

On other news Steve & kats Mom had a dream about yer Cap'n and presedntal canidit John McCain riding in the same air plane Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Harrr new rules

Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n be swimming in a sea o' phisers, viruses and scammers. Harrr, it be shark infested waters Mateys, so the Cap'n be moderatin his comments fer a time. No offence to all the honest Mateys out there, this be fer yer protection.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Diggin' fer treasure

Harrrr Mateys, now that the ground be thawing out from winter, yer Cap'n be diggin' fer treasure. Harrrr, yer Cap'n dig this hole before the rain start. It be a good deep one. There be treasure in it mateys.



Harrrr what a great hole and now fill with water

Lisa the Mean come and look in the hole with the Cap'n and take this picture. Harrr Matey's, the Cap'n have his nose in the hole. Harrr, be looking fer treasure.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Pirate party

Harrr Mateys, Lisa the Mean decide the Cap'n be having a pirate party last night. She invite Pirate Bear for me.



Here be the Cap'n meeting Pirate Bear, be singing the song too, harrrr. Hot, hot, hot, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yer Cap'n feeling Hot, hot, hot.
Matey, yer clothes not be looking that great.


Hmmmm, the Cap'n think Pirate Bear be weird. And check out that stupid parrot, harrrr.


OK, maybe we be mateys after all, harrrr. Let be sing that song again, it in the Cap'n head now. Hot, hot, hot.


Time for bed, matey. Close that beady eye and go to sleep.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate





Saturday, March 29, 2008

News

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has some good news and some bad news Harrrrr. The good news is that yer Cap'n gets to go to a local specialty that is held in Gardenr KS this May Harrrrr. The bad news is this means more baths more frequently Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean told me she was going to give me one tomorow Harrrrrr. she is crazy Harrrrrr.

On other news Yer Cap'n still has not goten his paws on that stuffed pirate bear Harrrr. There has to be a way I am still thinking Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

That pirate bear

Harrr Mateys!! Lisa the Mean go to teach dog class last night so the Cap'n and Mom get these pictures of the pirate bear.

This be a close up Mateys. Thar be the red spot on the hand. If ye push that Mateys, he sing Hot Hot Hot with jamaican accent, boom boom boom.

Harrr, check out those BIG FEET. The Cap'n have a plan to strap brushes on them and the bear be cleaning the decks mateys.


This pirate bear got some nerve, be in the house with Lisa the Mean. Mom tell me he need to stay clean and nice (check out those clothes, clean? nice?) so the Cap'n can take him to Nationals. That right Mateys, the Cap'n takin all his pirate stuff to Gettysburg in October. In the meantime, the Cap'n be hunting that monster. Mom say it be a snapping turtle. Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


Monday, March 24, 2008

monster quest update

Harrrrr Mateys

Still no sign of the Monster Harrrr. Lisa the Mean thinks it went back under because it be cold yesterday and today Harrrrr. But yer Cap'n is still on the look out for it Harrrr.

I hope all ye mateys had a great Easter Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n Even found an egg Harrrrr. Mom bouht this cool stuffed bear dressed as a pirate Harrrr. when you push its paw it sings Hot Hot Hot and the parrot on his shoulder sings along with the bear Harrrr. Lisa the Mean will not bring it to me to play with Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Monster quest

Last night I heard Mom tell Lisa the Mean that there was something big out in the evaporation pond. Harrrr. That sounds like a Monster quest in me own front yard.

Lisa the Mean got out the binoculars for the Cap'n, harrr.


Harrr the Cap'n be looking all over the pond for the monster.


Hmmmm, nothing so far. Harrr. Mom says it be a snake or snappin turtle mateys. The Cap'n be watching, whatever it be.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.



Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Turkey neck day Harrrr

Harrrrr Mateys

Today be Wednesday ye know what that means Harrrrr. It means it is turkey neck day Harrr. I love my turkey neck because it taste good and it cleans yer Cap'n teeth Harrr. I cant wait for next Wednesday Harrrr. yer cap'n gets one turkey neck in replace of me kibble mateys Harrrr.

A very happy.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, March 17, 2008

Top o the Mornin to ye Mateys




Harrr Mateys, it be St. Patrick's Day. Lisa the Mean dress me up in these hats in honor of the occasion, harrrr. What do ye think mateys? Does the Cap'n look like a lepracaun to ye? Harrr, me thinks not. Nice try Lisa. All ye Mateys watch for the rainbows, thar be booty at the end!!!
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, March 16, 2008

My new treasure chest, harrrr

Harrr Mateys, now ye all know that the Cap'n collect pirate booty. Well, he be getting quite a collection now and need a place to keep it. Harrrr.

Lisa the Mean find this cool treasure chest when she be out shoppin. Harrr. She buy it just fer the Cap'n. Most all my booty fit in the box, but not all, harrrrrr.
Here be the Cap'n checking out his stuff in the new treasure chest mateys. Can ye see who on the box? That be Cap'n Jack Sparrow. That right mateys, it be a POTC box. Yer Cap'n be so excited 'bout this.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n Mav would like to say first off Happy Birthday Sitka Harrrrr I know it be a day late Harrrr.

On other news Lisa the Mean came home Sunday Harrrr. She said she had saw Turbos Mom in Columbia then she was gone Harrrr Turbo I think yer mom got lost Harrrrr. Not much has happend untel today when Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. I think she is getting closer to walking the plank Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Columbia

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n was told that Lisa the Mean was leaving tomorrow for the Columbia dog show close to where Turbo lives and not home until Sunday Harrrr. I was also told that she is not taking any of us Harrrrr Harrrr and double Harrr. Yer Cap'n and everybody else will be left with teat dispensing Mom while Lisa the Mean is at the show with Swabbie Sid Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants to go to some of these places that she goes Harrrrr.

A frustrated
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

smelly treasure

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n Mav be searching for treasure and found something great Harrrrr. yer Cap'n thought about taking it to Lisa the Mean but decided to roll in it instead Harrrrr. Then I went to Lisa the mean to show her what a great smell that the Cap'n had found Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean almost lost her lunch Harrrr. Lisa the Mean put me in the Good Ship Mavericks Run and went in the house looking at her hands muttering something about a bath Harrrrr. The Cap'n just doesn't know what is wrong with her this treasure smell great Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Lisa the Mean is back

Harrrrrr Mateys

Cap'n Mav got a lot of treats from mom when Lisa the Mean was gone Harrrrrr. But now she is back and the treat dispensing has slowed down Harrrrr.Yer Cap'n went treasure hunting when Lisa the Mean was gone Harrrr. the Cap'n Is still searching and making maps of where he has been.

It is supposed to rain today so everybody is inside Harrrrr.

Stay dry Mateys
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Harrrrr she is leaving again

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is going to go dog sit again and leaving the Cap'n Home Harrrrrr. She is leaving Tomorrow and coming back Sunday Harrrrrr. So yer Cap'n left with mom to take care of him Harrrr. That's OK the Cap'n gets lots of cookies when Lisa the Mean is gone Harrrrr.

On other good news the ice is melting and turning everything in to mud so it is easy to dig for treasure Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Matey C$ we are working on getting the perfect picture for the T-Fur.

Friday, February 22, 2008

burrrrrrrrrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

It be so cold hear Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n heard it be colder hear than in Alaska Harrrrr. But yer Cap'n be tough and brave so he will survive. Yer Cap'n and everybody else has been brought inside to help keep warm during the night Harrrrr. Once again yer Cap'n gets to watch TV with Lisa the Mean, Penny and Mom before bed time Harrrrrr.

Stay warm Mateys
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate