It be so cold hear Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n heard it be colder hear than in Alaska Harrrrr. But yer Cap'n be tough and brave so he will survive. Yer Cap'n and everybody else has been brought inside to help keep warm during the night Harrrrr. Once again yer Cap'n gets to watch TV with Lisa the Mean, Penny and Mom before bed time Harrrrrr.
Stay warm Mateys
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate