A lot of ye Mateys are asking what is a Jump Back Jack and the answer be a scary Snake Harrrr.
Now for the Cap'ns news Harrrrr. The other day Mom open her box of cereal and there was a toy car in it form the movie Speed Racer Harrrrr. It was not the Moch 5 but that is ok Harrrr. Mom then gave it to yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean it had stickers to go on it so Lisa the Mean put the stickers on the car for yer Cap'n Harrrr. Then we raced the car and it went so fast Harrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. Then today yer Cap'n dug a mud hole in search for treasure and got all dirty Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate