Harrr Mateys. Here is the Cap'n Mav practicing his posing technique for the Cap'n Morgan Pose Off. First Cap'n Mav practice in the driveway.
Next, the Cap'n Mav pose on the grooming table. I think this be the best one.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
the Cap'n Mav Pose Off
Harrr Mateys. Here is the Cap'n Mav practicing his posing technique for the Cap'n Morgan Pose Off. First Cap'n Mav practice in the driveway.
Monday, July 30, 2007
The Pose Off
Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n be watchin some TV while Lisa the Mean and mom take Naomi back home. Harrrr, there be a commercial for Cap'n Morgan. That be rum mateys. Cap'n Morgan be having a pose off contest but all the mateys have to be 21 to participate. Harrrr, the Cap'n only 6 years old. But 6 people years is 42 dog years, so the Cap'n be working on his best pose. Lisa the Mean be working with the Cap'n and we try to get a picture of his best pose tomorrow. Mateys, there be prizes and booty if ye win the pose off. We should all practice and get our best poses entered.
Harrr, more information tomorrow Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Harrr, more information tomorrow Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Friday, July 27, 2007
Roast Beef Dizaster
Harrrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa The Mean was eating left over roast beef Harrrr. She just got done with her roast beef and was cutting up the scraps for the mateys. Crash and boom, she dropped the plate on the floor!! She broke the plate in a thousand pieces Harrrrrrr and our roast beef go with it. So Lisa The Mean threw the whole thing away, roast beef, plate pieces, scraps and all Harrrrrr. It just be an awful thing that happened. Now the Cap'n not get my scraps Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Today Lisa The Mean was eating left over roast beef Harrrr. She just got done with her roast beef and was cutting up the scraps for the mateys. Crash and boom, she dropped the plate on the floor!! She broke the plate in a thousand pieces Harrrrrrr and our roast beef go with it. So Lisa The Mean threw the whole thing away, roast beef, plate pieces, scraps and all Harrrrrr. It just be an awful thing that happened. Now the Cap'n not get my scraps Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Thanks Hollys Mom
Harrrrrr Mateys
The Cap'n would like to thank Mate Holly Bolly Boo's Mom for getting the Cap'n a new frisbee from her work that had a booth at the dog show. Harrrrr. Yesterday The Cap'n got to play with the new frisbee. It flys far and it be so much fun to chase. Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
The Cap'n would like to thank Mate Holly Bolly Boo's Mom for getting the Cap'n a new frisbee from her work that had a booth at the dog show. Harrrrr. Yesterday The Cap'n got to play with the new frisbee. It flys far and it be so much fun to chase. Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Monday, July 23, 2007
Harrr I have been tagged
Harrrrrr Mateys
Your Cap'n Has been tagged by Sitka and Tia and Dusty Doodles Harrrrrr. I have to tell 5 of my Favorite books Harrrrr. Since the Cap'n is a Pirate, he does not have much time to read books Harrrr. But The Cap'n will tell you what he be readin.
1 st thing, the Cap'n did read Dogged and Determand by Scott Ski, harr that was a good book. Col Taz could be a pirate.
2 nd, The Cap'n be readin treasure maps so the cap' n knows where to find lost treasure and hidden treasure. All kind o treasure mateys. Harrr.
3 rd, The Cap'n read a lot of nautical charts so he can find out where he is going all the time Harrrrr.
4 th, The National Shark o Pedia. Yes be a real book it tells about what kind of sharks are out there in the water Harrrr. How big they get and the most important thing be the danger rating so the Cap'n can avoid sharks on his adventures.
5 th, and finle thing the Cap'n reads all the pirate lore I can get my paws on, Harrrrrr.
So the Cap'n be tagging mateys Poseidon and Girl Girl, Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Your Cap'n Has been tagged by Sitka and Tia and Dusty Doodles Harrrrrr. I have to tell 5 of my Favorite books Harrrrr. Since the Cap'n is a Pirate, he does not have much time to read books Harrrr. But The Cap'n will tell you what he be readin.
1 st thing, the Cap'n did read Dogged and Determand by Scott Ski, harr that was a good book. Col Taz could be a pirate.
2 nd, The Cap'n be readin treasure maps so the cap' n knows where to find lost treasure and hidden treasure. All kind o treasure mateys. Harrr.
3 rd, The Cap'n read a lot of nautical charts so he can find out where he is going all the time Harrrrr.
4 th, The National Shark o Pedia. Yes be a real book it tells about what kind of sharks are out there in the water Harrrr. How big they get and the most important thing be the danger rating so the Cap'n can avoid sharks on his adventures.
5 th, and finle thing the Cap'n reads all the pirate lore I can get my paws on, Harrrrrr.
So the Cap'n be tagging mateys Poseidon and Girl Girl, Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Harrrrrrrr
Harrrr Mateys
Some of you asked where the Cap'n stuck his head other then where it didnt belong. I dont remember exactly I think it was in a hole or Gloria was plaing to ruff with the Cap'n Harrrrr. But my head is doing better Harrrrrr. On other news the Cap'n be thinking of whtat to do with the POTC Bath Fizzies Harrrrr. I am going to put them in my Pool and turn the water colors Harrrrr.
I hope you guys stay cool Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Some of you asked where the Cap'n stuck his head other then where it didnt belong. I dont remember exactly I think it was in a hole or Gloria was plaing to ruff with the Cap'n Harrrrr. But my head is doing better Harrrrrr. On other news the Cap'n be thinking of whtat to do with the POTC Bath Fizzies Harrrrr. I am going to put them in my Pool and turn the water colors Harrrrr.
I hope you guys stay cool Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Monday, July 16, 2007
The News
Harrrrrrrrr Mateys
Lisa the Mean is back in town Harrrrr. The Cap'n be so happy. Lisa the Mean told me all bout her trip to Duluth, Minnesota and what she see there, harrrr. She saw Lake Superior and there be boats and Pirates there, don't cha know. I be there before but the Cap'n didn't get to see all the boats Harrrrr. It also seemed that the Cap'n was the only Pirate there at that time, Harrrr. On other news the Cap'n has a scrape on his face from sticking his head where it didn't belong, Harrrrrr. It be fine and Lisa the Mean take care of so it can heal up fast, Harrrrr. The KC Show is coming up fast too, harrr. It be August 23-26. I hope I get to go all of the days it will be so fun. Now, all you Mateys know the Cap'n doesn't show any more but the shoppin' be great at the KC Shows.
Lisa the Mean went shopping and found a treasure chest of Bath Fizzies Harrrrr. The Bath Fizzies change the water colors. The Cap'n hope to use them in my next bath, Harrrr. It is Official POTC stuff top with stickers are on there to prove it Harrrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Lisa the Mean is back in town Harrrrr. The Cap'n be so happy. Lisa the Mean told me all bout her trip to Duluth, Minnesota and what she see there, harrrr. She saw Lake Superior and there be boats and Pirates there, don't cha know. I be there before but the Cap'n didn't get to see all the boats Harrrrr. It also seemed that the Cap'n was the only Pirate there at that time, Harrrr. On other news the Cap'n has a scrape on his face from sticking his head where it didn't belong, Harrrrrr. It be fine and Lisa the Mean take care of so it can heal up fast, Harrrrr. The KC Show is coming up fast too, harrr. It be August 23-26. I hope I get to go all of the days it will be so fun. Now, all you Mateys know the Cap'n doesn't show any more but the shoppin' be great at the KC Shows.
Lisa the Mean went shopping and found a treasure chest of Bath Fizzies Harrrrr. The Bath Fizzies change the water colors. The Cap'n hope to use them in my next bath, Harrrr. It is Official POTC stuff top with stickers are on there to prove it Harrrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Awards mateys
Harrr Mateys, me pal Turbo tagged the Cap'n with this Rockin' Guy award. Harrr, the Cap'n think that be cool.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Monday, July 09, 2007
Harrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa the Mean and Mom are going to a Kennel Club Bar B Q today. Harrr Food, yummm. The catch is there is no doggies allowed. How can they eat food Without dog hair at a Kennel Club Bar B Q? It just don't make sense to your Cap'n Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean is also leaving again to go to a dog show tomorrow and will not be home until next week. then she will be home and leave again Harrrrrr. I cant keep up with her Harrrr. Lisa the Mean is talking about taking the Cap'n to the KC shows, if they have space in the van, so I can see some friends and generally be a pirate on the go. The Cap'n love doing fun things with Lisa Harrrrr.
On other News, Naomi is finally showing interest in becoming a Pirate. Yesterday at the show they be giving out free cake. Mom got some after she showed. Naomi was on the lead when Mom got the cake. Naomi jump up and down trying to get some cake but Mom say no and off. Harrr, Naomi just jumped up, hit the bottom of the paper plate, the cake fly off of the paper plate and Naomi ate the cake. Harrrrrrr that is so great. Way to go Naomi. Ye may make a pirate yet girly.
A very Hungry
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Today Lisa the Mean and Mom are going to a Kennel Club Bar B Q today. Harrr Food, yummm. The catch is there is no doggies allowed. How can they eat food Without dog hair at a Kennel Club Bar B Q? It just don't make sense to your Cap'n Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean is also leaving again to go to a dog show tomorrow and will not be home until next week. then she will be home and leave again Harrrrrr. I cant keep up with her Harrrr. Lisa the Mean is talking about taking the Cap'n to the KC shows, if they have space in the van, so I can see some friends and generally be a pirate on the go. The Cap'n love doing fun things with Lisa Harrrrr.
On other News, Naomi is finally showing interest in becoming a Pirate. Yesterday at the show they be giving out free cake. Mom got some after she showed. Naomi was on the lead when Mom got the cake. Naomi jump up and down trying to get some cake but Mom say no and off. Harrr, Naomi just jumped up, hit the bottom of the paper plate, the cake fly off of the paper plate and Naomi ate the cake. Harrrrrrr that is so great. Way to go Naomi. Ye may make a pirate yet girly.
A very Hungry
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Monday, July 02, 2007
OKC
Harrrrr Mateys
Lisa the Mean is back from Oklahoma thank goodness I was starting to think she was caried away by all the rain there Harrrrrr. They went to Oklahoma for the OKC Summer Clasic the Cap'n whishes he would have gone Harrrr. They took Penny, Stella, Joquin, Naomi to show every body had a great time execpt Naomi becouse she was discusted the hole time. Naomi did tell me she won both her majors at that show that is so cool. Stella told me how cool the parking garage was and how fun it was to be at a Bullmastiff specialty Harrrrr. Penny told me it rained and rained and rained some more Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Lisa the Mean is back from Oklahoma thank goodness I was starting to think she was caried away by all the rain there Harrrrrr. They went to Oklahoma for the OKC Summer Clasic the Cap'n whishes he would have gone Harrrr. They took Penny, Stella, Joquin, Naomi to show every body had a great time execpt Naomi becouse she was discusted the hole time. Naomi did tell me she won both her majors at that show that is so cool. Stella told me how cool the parking garage was and how fun it was to be at a Bullmastiff specialty Harrrrr. Penny told me it rained and rained and rained some more Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Monday, June 25, 2007
Learn More about your Cap'n Maverick
Harrrrr mateys
Every body is doing this so I thought I would join in on the fun.
1. Your age? 6 years
2.Your age when came to live with your people? 3 I think
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Pirate Black
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Deb and Kellie they used to show me. Harrrr
5. How much do you weigh? 50 LBS of Gold
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? A crate pad, harrr and the hair on my butt. They dont like it when that happens.Harrrr
7. Do you like other Dogs? Some yes, some no.
8. Who is your best non-human friend? Gloria, I run the yard with her
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Tennis Balls and Frizbees
10. Do you like to be brushed? Yes I love the grooming table, the blower, the comb.
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Both in large quantities.
12. Do your people cut your toenails? No, they Dremel them.
13. Any formal education? Yes Confomation classes. one pre Obedience class and several Jr. Conformation classes. And I taught a few classes too Harrrrr.
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Both, I run then I go take a nap.
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Mav Man, Mavareto, Pirate, Lisa's Buddie Maverick, You old pirate.
16. What is your best trick? Stacking at the end of the lead and showing off. I fetch too.
17. Do you like kitties? Cats no, thats not my thing but no offense to any of the blogging cats.
18. What did you have for breakfast? A Bil-Jac liver treat. I only get one big bowl a day.
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I am a terrific hunter!! I like to catch June Bugs!
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? Last year for my booster.
21. Where do you sleep at night? On the poop deck of the Good Ship Mavericks Run and my Life Raft, depending on weather.
22. Do you like to swim? Yes in a plastic pool.
23. Can you make puppies? NO but then I never tried to either.
24. Do you give kisses? No, OK once in a while. Harrr.
25. Can you potty on command? Yes, You never know when you need to be in a show ring and pottying there is a big mistake.
26. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Don't have one, don't want one. If it isn't covered with fuzzy tennis ball stuff, it just isn't a toy.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Every body is doing this so I thought I would join in on the fun.
1. Your age? 6 years
2.Your age when came to live with your people? 3 I think
3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now? Pirate Black
4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? Deb and Kellie they used to show me. Harrrr
5. How much do you weigh? 50 LBS of Gold
6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up? A crate pad, harrr and the hair on my butt. They dont like it when that happens.Harrrr
7. Do you like other Dogs? Some yes, some no.
8. Who is your best non-human friend? Gloria, I run the yard with her
9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? Tennis Balls and Frizbees
10. Do you like to be brushed? Yes I love the grooming table, the blower, the comb.
11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? Both in large quantities.
12. Do your people cut your toenails? No, they Dremel them.
13. Any formal education? Yes Confomation classes. one pre Obedience class and several Jr. Conformation classes. And I taught a few classes too Harrrrr.
14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? Both, I run then I go take a nap.
15. Five nicknames your people call you. Mav Man, Mavareto, Pirate, Lisa's Buddie Maverick, You old pirate.
16. What is your best trick? Stacking at the end of the lead and showing off. I fetch too.
17. Do you like kitties? Cats no, thats not my thing but no offense to any of the blogging cats.
18. What did you have for breakfast? A Bil-Jac liver treat. I only get one big bowl a day.
19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? I am a terrific hunter!! I like to catch June Bugs!
20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? Last year for my booster.
21. Where do you sleep at night? On the poop deck of the Good Ship Mavericks Run and my Life Raft, depending on weather.
22. Do you like to swim? Yes in a plastic pool.
23. Can you make puppies? NO but then I never tried to either.
24. Do you give kisses? No, OK once in a while. Harrr.
25. Can you potty on command? Yes, You never know when you need to be in a show ring and pottying there is a big mistake.
26. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Don't have one, don't want one. If it isn't covered with fuzzy tennis ball stuff, it just isn't a toy.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Big Dog pirate shirt
Harrr Mateys, check out these cool shirts. Lisa the Mean get them for her birthday. Harrrr. One say Big Dogs of the Caribbean at Tails End. Harr. Check out the skull!!! The other be dark gray and say Property of the Bark Pearl. Harrr. Lisa the Mean go to the Big Dogs store and get them. For all you pirates out there with no Big Dogs store, these be on the internet mateys at www.BigDogs.com The Cap'n pirate these pictures from that website, harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fer other news, Stella the Sea Wench be coming out today fer a week or so and we be going to work on our Nessie hunt plans. The Cap'n keep all you Mateys updated when he can.
Harrrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Happy Birthday news, harrrr
Harrrrr Mateys. I be interrupting the Nessie Quest posts for birthday news. Oh Mateys, this be a xciting one too. It be Lisa the Mean's Birthday today. Harrr. Mom be taking her shoppin for new stuff. Then they be coming back with cake. Birthday cake Mateys, that be the best. And Lisa the Mean always share her cake with the Cap'n. Sing this song with me Mateys, the tune is yo ho a pirates life for me.
Yo ho, yo ho, its Lisa the Mean's Birthday.
Yo ho, yo ho, she gonna have cake.
Yo ho, yo ho, Happy Birthday Lisa.
Yo ho, yo ho, Now share the cake with the Cap'n.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Yo ho, yo ho, its Lisa the Mean's Birthday.
Yo ho, yo ho, she gonna have cake.
Yo ho, yo ho, Happy Birthday Lisa.
Yo ho, yo ho, Now share the cake with the Cap'n.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
MONSTERS!!!
Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n be doin some research on da Nessie, harrr. The Nessie be a Monster mateys. Here be a website that lists all the Lake Monsters in the world. Oh Mateys the Cap'n think maybe we should just go to Arooooba on vacation.
Ter make up yer minds go look at these.
http://www.americanmonsters.com/monsters/lakemonsters/index.php
Oh Mateys it shivered the Cap'n Timbers that be fer sure, Harrrr. If ye all be up for the search, let the Cap'n know.
Ter make up yer minds go look at these.
http://www.americanmonsters.com/monsters/lakemonsters/index.php
Oh Mateys it shivered the Cap'n Timbers that be fer sure, Harrrr. If ye all be up for the search, let the Cap'n know.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Details details
Harr, Mateys. Tia has offered to be our ship doctor and can do CAT scans. Harrr, I think we need a labrador for Lab work. Harrrr. Harrrr. Maybe that Matey Marvin the Hollow Hound can help us out. And he lives in Scotland, where the Nessie be. The Cap'n been figurring and figurring how much food to take. What do you mateys think? Harrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Catchin the Nessie
Harrr Mateys, Yer Cap'n be taking a break from the map makin' and thinkin how to, harrr, catch that Nessie. Now if the Nessie be on the surface we just sail up next to her and, harrr board her mateys. But if the Nessie be under the water, harrr, that be another problem. The Cap'n be thinkin bout a big net, or, harrr fishing for the Nessie. The best idea the Cap'n have be a Dyson Maties. We take a really big Dyson and suck up the Nessie, then she be all safe and sound and clean too.
What say ye Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
What say ye Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
The map
Harrr mateys, Yer Cap'n been to the liberry and get this map. Harrr, Cap'n Mav be in the liberry a long time mateys. Lookin' stuff up fer this Nessy quest. The Cap'n look and look. I look up all the places where the mateys be livin' and where the Nessy be. This be the map the Cap'n comes up with. Now, it seem best to pick up everybody not on the red line in Arooo-ba. That be in the Caribbean Sea Mateys. Then we go on to get the Nessy. OK, we start there on the red X in the middle of the United States and end up in Loch Ness. We still need more crew, a lot more crew, and a cook, a ships doctor cause yer never know when ya need one.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Harr Mateys
Harr Mateys,
Yer Cap'n here. First, and very important, harrr, a very special happy birthday to my human friend Kellie. It be a big one for her.
OK, now on to the Nessie hunt. I be taking over this adventure for Swedish Selena. She was in over her head, harrr, and need the Cap'n for guidance and experience to organize a quest of this harrr, magnitude. She had only borrowed the Good Ship Maverick's Run for a week and, harr, this expedition, may take a good bit longer, harrrr.
We see Hollybollyboo be worried about the Nessie eating her. Harrr, if there be no danger lassie, there be no adventure. Probably not going to happen though. Matey Zim, glad to have ye aboard. Sitka too.
Yer Cap'n is off on a hunt for a map to Loch Ness from Missouri. I'll keep ye posted mateys.
Yer Cap'n here. First, and very important, harrr, a very special happy birthday to my human friend Kellie. It be a big one for her.
OK, now on to the Nessie hunt. I be taking over this adventure for Swedish Selena. She was in over her head, harrr, and need the Cap'n for guidance and experience to organize a quest of this harrr, magnitude. She had only borrowed the Good Ship Maverick's Run for a week and, harr, this expedition, may take a good bit longer, harrrr.
We see Hollybollyboo be worried about the Nessie eating her. Harrr, if there be no danger lassie, there be no adventure. Probably not going to happen though. Matey Zim, glad to have ye aboard. Sitka too.
Yer Cap'n is off on a hunt for a map to Loch Ness from Missouri. I'll keep ye posted mateys.
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
This is what we are after!!!
OK everybody, this is the Nessy thing we are hunting. It looks pretty big, we will need a big crew and probably Stella the Sea Wench to help us. So far Turbo and Hollybollyboo have signed up. Anybody else interested?Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Nessy Hunting
Hey Everybody
Its me, Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate!!!!
A couple of days ago we where watching the talking box and they said they have new pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. This made me start thinking about being a Nessy Hunter (no disrespect to Steve Erwin) and finding this Nessy. A Nessy quest for this summer, yes, what a grand idea. This is the perfect time to do it. Cap'n Maverick is all wrapped up in POTC and dancing on the poop deck so I have borrowed his pirate ship for the Nessy quest. Everybody is welcome to join me on my quest to find Nessy. Let me know where to cruise by to pick you up and we will all go a Nessy hunting.
Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate.
Its me, Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate!!!!
A couple of days ago we where watching the talking box and they said they have new pictures of the Loch Ness Monster. This made me start thinking about being a Nessy Hunter (no disrespect to Steve Erwin) and finding this Nessy. A Nessy quest for this summer, yes, what a grand idea. This is the perfect time to do it. Cap'n Maverick is all wrapped up in POTC and dancing on the poop deck so I have borrowed his pirate ship for the Nessy quest. Everybody is welcome to join me on my quest to find Nessy. Let me know where to cruise by to pick you up and we will all go a Nessy hunting.
Swedish Selena the Viking Pirate.
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