note from Chattanooga

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n is in Chattanooga TN at the national Harrrrr. I have Pics on me camra but have not loaded them in the computer yet Tomorrow I will get it done maybe Lisa the Mean will help yer Cap'n Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n will he is having a blast so far Harrrr. The Thundering Herd is here but yer Cap'n still has not found them yet Harrrr.

More tomorrow Yer Cap'n is going to sleep now Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Happy 6th Birth Day Gloria

Harrrrr Mateys

Today be Gloria's Birth Day Harrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Yer Ship be docked right next to mine so I can sing happy Birthday all day long to ye Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sad news

Harrr Mateys, it be with a heavy heart that yer Cap'n blog tonight. Today we lost an important original member of the crew. Sadly Star O the Seven Seas made her last voyage in this life, going on to the next. Sail on Star, Sail on. We'll meet ye again when the stars are bright and the seas are smooth.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Fish Day Wednesday

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be looking for a shark to honor the SKS. There not be many sharks that fit this bill but yer Cap'n find this shark Harrrrr. It be the False Cat Shark. No disrespect to me honored mateys of the SKS but this be the dumbest shark yer Cap'n ever found Harrrr. The False Cat Shark also be know as the Dumb Shark Harrrrrr.

Now fur the facts. This be a rare shark. He lives fairly deep, from 600 to 4,800 feet Harrrr. He eats lobster, crabs, octopus, squid, and small fish Harrrr. If ye go fishing for them, ye won't get any money from them unless you catch several and take them to a university that wants to study them. These sharks have no economic value, lousy bottom feeders.

This Shark is too dumb to have a Danger rating because of its bottom dwelling habits and lack of proximity to man, cat or Siberian Husky Pirate. Harrrrr.

So there ye have the False Cat Fish Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Yer Cap'n is going to the Nationals in Chattanooga TN next week. Yer Cap'n is going to have pics on his blog during Fish Day Wednesday next week but will return to yer regularly scheduled finny facts in two weeks. Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so excited Harrr.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n woke up talking like a pirate and hopes everybody at home be talking like a pirate today Harrrrrr.

This be a link to a great pirate song to get ye mateys in the mood for Talk like a pirate day Harrr.

In honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, yer Cap'n be introducin a new branch of his pirate clan.

Meet yer new Sneaky Kitty Squadron or the SKS Harrrrr.

This be the Admiral Huffle from Down Under.

She sail on her flagship, the Good Ship Parsley Pot.

This be Sailing Master Tia, sailing on the Good Ship Georgia Peach.





This be Boatswain Wilbur, he sail on the Good Ship Seattle.


This be One Eyed Flintlock Trouble who sail on whichever ship he choose, who would turn down a matey like this one.




This be Brigantine Black Jack a Meow- Roo

"Master of disguise"


He sail on the Good Ship Grand Banks.






This be honorary kitty cat Quartermaster Zim, and he sail on the Good Ship Kansas Ocean.


The SKS or Sneaky Kitty Squadron be formed by yer Cap'n to help out in pirate activities, they be assigned to scout, harass and spy so yer pirate clan be more successful. And, o 'course, they always be on the lookout fer booty o their own. Watch yer ham maties, the SKS is on the way.






Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Calling all Cats

Harrrrrr Calling all cats Harrrrrrr.

Yer Cap'n has only gotten one picture from Huffle for the SKS Harrrrr. She may be yer admiral Harrrr. So put on a due rag make yer best pirate face and send them in to Lisa the Mean sibeshowr@hotmail.com. Today be the dead line for the SKS Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Jumping Fish

Harrrrr Mateys

It be Fish Day Wednesday Harrrrrr. Today Yer Cap'n decided to do the shark that has been int the movies and are in Cape Cod right now Harrrrrr.

The Great White Shark also known as White, White-Death, Killer, Man Eater, White-pointer, Blue-pointer Shark, and Jaws Harrrr.

This be a picture of Jaws Harrrrr look at the teeth Harrrrr.

Look how big this guy is Harrrrr. He can jump very high with large amounts of force Harrrrr.

This be a close up of the Great Whites Jaws Harrrrr. He also has a very big nose in yer Cap'n opinion Harrrrr.

Glad I am not this guy Harrrrrrr!!!!!!!

Now for lots of facts about this big shark Harrrrrr. Great White Sharks range in size from 16 feet to 25 feet Harrrr that is big Harrr. It would appear that a full grown average adult will be over 4 to 5 tons Harrrrrr. If ye think of that it is weighs more that a semi truck would weigh Harrrrr.

This is a cool fact also on April 21, 1959 Alfred Dean of Australia caught a 16' 10" great white with a rod and real it is estimated to weight 2,664 lbs and had a girth of 114" Harrrrrr. Way to go Alfred Harrrrr.

Great Whites do not have nictitating membrane like a lot of the other shark species when they got attack the eye rolls back in the head and a membrane covers the eye Harrrr. If you find yer slevs face to face with these sharks go for the eye that is there week point Harrrrr and good luck Harrrr.

Now for the Danger Rating Harrrrr.

The Shark-O-Pedia tells Yer Cap'n in big bold letters Extremely Dangerous Harrrr. It be an unusual aggressive species Harrr. It has great power and deadly predictability. It be aggressive with a Nature killer instinct it has a deliberate purpose for caring out death and destruction Harrrrr. It does not circle its pray but it just comes in a strait line and attacks Harrrrr. If you are in an aria that has had some sightings of Great Whites like Cape Cod stay out of the water or make sure you are in a big boat Harrrrr. The movie Jaws was based on actual accounts of these great white shark attacks not all Hollywood fiction mateys Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n thought after all of that he would share some videos with ye mateys one is real footage of the strength a great white yes both of the men in the cage lived Harrrr.

The other video is of a surfer that was attacked buy a great white He also lived Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Intruder

Harrrrrr Mateys

Thursday night yer Cap'n had an intruder tried to sneak on to The Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrr. When yer Cap'n be sleeping Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n awoke to the intruder Harrrrr. Then yer Cap'n bravely fought off the intruder Harrrrr. It was not going to steal any of me loot mateys Harrrr. He tried to play possum but yer Cap'n knew better Harrrrr. Then come morning and time for breakfast Mom came out to feed me and found the intruder and threw it in the trash can brig Harrrrrr. It will not try to come on me ship again Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Spechul Shark Alert

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n turn on Fox News after lunch Harrrrr. They showed that 5 beaches off the coast of Cape Cod, Mass-a-chew-sits are closed Harrrrrrr. Why ye mateys ask Harrrrr. There be been 5 confirmed sighting of some huge Great White Sharks Harrrrrrr!!!!!!!! These be man (and dog) eaters mateys. One be seen within 17 feet of the shore. That be closer than the stern to bow of the Good Ship Mavericks Run, Mateys.

So watch out Mateys, I think ye will need a bigger boat if ye are going in the water Harrrrrrr. Roy Scheider where are you when we need you Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Fish Day Wednesday

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today be Fish Day Wednesday Harrrrrrr.

This morning yer Cap'n wake up with a sweet tooth, harrr. So Yer Cap'n decided to do the Cookie Cutter Shark Harrrrr

Yer Cap'n think it should look like this ...maybe mom can make ye cookies shaped as shark Harrrr.

This be a real cookie cutter Mateys. How fun to have shark cookie that we can bite, Harrrrr.

But Mateys the real cookie cutter shark look like this Harrrrrr. Not very cute at all Harrrrrr. Look at the nasty big teeth it has Harrrrr.

Now for the Cookie Cutter Shark facts Harrrrrr. The body is shaped like a cigar Harrrrr. It is about two feet long Harrrrrr. The Danger rating of the Cookie Cutter Shark be zero as it poses no threat to us because of its deep water habits and its small size Harrrrrr. This ugly shark only be 2 feet long at the max, harrrrdly worth mentioning. Plus he stay in very deep water where no pirate would go.

So there ye have the Cookie Cutter Shark Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

PeeeeSssss: All ye kitty mateys wanting to join me new squadron, the Sneaky Kitty Squadron, remember to get ye pirate pictures in. Some already be here and the SKS look to be a ferocious part of yer Cap'ns fleet. Deadline be 9/18/09.

Fish Day Wednesday

Harrrrrr Matyes

Yer Cap'n has gotten so distracted with the SKS that he forgot it was Wednesday Yesterday Harrrr. So This be Fish Day Wednesday a day late Harrrrrr.

Today yer Cap'n is going to talk about the Sandbar Shark Harrrrrrr. And that not be the shark that hang out at the local pub Mateys.

This be a Sandbar shark Harrrrrr.

The Sandbar shark is various shades of grey and the underside is white. It has not inplicated in any fatal attacks on man but care should be taken in dirty or murky water Harrrr.

This shark can sometimes confused with the Galapagos Shark Harrrrr.

So that be the Sandbar Shark Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Calling all Cats

Harrrrrrr Kitty Mateys

Yer Cap'n have a plan fur a new branch of the pirate fleet, Harrr.

If ye send yer Cap'n a picture of ye in yer pirate ships or a pirate hat or any other pirate garb ye mateys can think up, harrrr, then ye will become part of the Sneaky Kitty Squadron (SKS). Yer Cap'n will make a special blog post, harrr, featurin all ye mateys pictures. Yer deadline to send in pictures is September 18,So Yer Cap'n can post on September 19, Talk Like a Pirate Day Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n need to get the pictures in an email to Lisa the Mean so she organize them for the Cap'n.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Ye Cats can join the Pirate fleet

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got a junk mail catalog Harrrrrr

So I flipped through it and found this cat pirate ship Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n think Tia, Huffle, and Wilbur need one Harrrrrrr.

Ye can get them at www.lakeside.com

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Spiny Dogfish Shark

Harrrrrrr Mateys

I know today be Thursday Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n did not get to post on Wednesday because of some mean person named Lisa Harrrrrrr. So here be fish day Wednesday Harrrrrr.

Today we are going to talk about a small shark Harrrrrrr. It be the Spiny Dogfish Shark Harrrrrr.

It have the word dog fish in it Harrrrrrr.

This be a picture of one Harrrrrrr.

The average size is 3 feet Harrrrrrr. The danger rating of the spiny dog fish they are mostly harmless Harrrr. If ye scare the spiny dog fish It could curl up and spring it self at its you and the spines on the spiny dog fish have a week poison that can make you stay in bed for 2 to 3 days Harrrrrr. So stay away from Spiny Dog Fish Sharks Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Fish Day Wednesday Harrrr.

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today be Fish Day Wednesday Harrrrrrrr.

Can ye Mateys guess what today's fish be?

Here be a clue.

No it not be a baby hat fish, Harrrrr.

Here be another clue.

No it not be a butter fish.

Here be the answer Mateys.

It be a Bonnet Shark Harrrrrrr.

The Bonnet Shark is related to the hammer head sharks from the post a couple weeks ago. Harrrrr. .

This shark is different from the Hammer Head. His head it looks more like a shovel than a hammer Harrrrr. It is also be smaller than the Hammer Head and less aggressive then the Hammer Head Harrrrr. But ye mateys still need to be careful Harrrr. Never trust a shark Mateys.

And that be the Bonnet Shark Mateys, Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Roofa

Harrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean went to Minisoda and came home with this Roofa thing Harrrrr.

Here Yer Cap'n be with the Roofa Harrrrrr.

Then to my surprise in the night when yer Cap'n be sleeping this happened Harrrrrr.

Yep that be Dodge with my Roofa Harrrrr.

He looks like he wants to kill yer Cap'n Roofa Harrrr.

I think he is a pirate Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Shark Week

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is taking the Computer tomorrow Harrrrrr. So yer Cap'n is not going to be able to blog about fish day Wednesday Harrrrrr. But good news it be Shark Week on the Discovery channel Harrrrrr. So yer Cap'n suggests ye mateys watch it Harrrrrr.

Maybe ye mateys will see a shark that ye want the Cap'n to blog about Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n and his crew be very sad and sorry to hear that Charlie Sea Bux passed away Harrrrrr. It be a gigantic loss Harrrrr. He will be in the great Pirate Ship in the sky Harrrrr. Forever sailing through the night, keepin watch.....

In honor of Charlie Sea Bux yer Cap'n ask you to wear yer shirts that you have gotten off of DWB Store tomorrow Harrrrr. If you don't have a shirt yer Cap'n sugest ye buy one in memory of Charlie Sea Bux Harrrrrr. Ye mateys can find them at the Dogs with blogs online store Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Priate

Fish Day Wednesday Harrrr

Harrrrrrr Mateys

It be Fish Day Wednesday Harrrrr. Today Yer Cap'n is going to show you the Hammerhead shark Harrrrr.

There be two different kinds of Hammerhead sharks Harrrrrr. The Scalloped Hammerheads and the Great Hammerheads Harrrrr.

Here be a picture of the Scalloped Hammerhead Shark Harrrrr. How ye Mateys can tell it be a Scalloped shark is the head Harrrr. He have a flattened laterally expanded head. Its leading edge is convex with four distinct lobes the two central lobes produce an indentation in the center of the midline Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be talkin scientific here Mateys.

There be several attacks on humans by Scalloped Hammerheads Harrrrr. That makes them very dangerous Harrr.

Check the teeth on this Scalloped Hammerhead Mateys.

Here be a Great Hammerhead Harrrrrr. The way you can tell the difference is by the head also

Harrrr. The Great Hammerhead head is flattened and expanded laterally. Its leading edge straight with four distinct lobes with an indentaion at the center Harrrr.
They be very dangerous Harrrr. They have many attacks on humans also Harrr.

Yikes Mateys, Yer Cap'n doesn't want to see this comin his way. Harrrr

Here be a school of Hammerheads Harrrrrr. Do ye Mateys think these be Scalloped or Great Hammerheads?

Be careful where ye swim Mateys, Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirate Booty chips Part 2

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n find the Pirate Booty chips Harrrrr.

Looking at the bag reading it carefully Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n getting ready to open the pirate booty chips Harrrr.

This be what they look like Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n tasting the Pirate Booty chip Harrrrrrr.

Harrrrrr they taste like crunchy rice cakes and Cheetos's Harrrr. With out the atomic orange Harrr.

Yer Cap'n recommends this Pirate Booty product and wants ye to get some at the stores soon Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate