Thursday night yer Cap'n had an intruder tried to sneak on to The Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrr. When yer Cap'n be sleeping Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n awoke to the intruder Harrrrr. Then yer Cap'n bravely fought off the intruder Harrrrr. It was not going to steal any of me loot mateys Harrrr. He tried to play possum but yer Cap'n knew better Harrrrr. Then come morning and time for breakfast Mom came out to feed me and found the intruder and threw it in the trash can brig Harrrrrr. It will not try to come on me ship again Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate