Mom be out shoppin' today. One place she be, thar be a pirate clown blowin' up balloons. Some balloons look like this one mateys.
Harrr, look like a pirate sword to yer Cap'n. Mom go to pirate clown and tell him she have little boy at home that would love a balloon. Harr Mateys, mom not be shy. She bring home the balloon and give it to yer Cap'n Mav.