Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Monster Quest

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n have good news a new season of Monster Quest started today Harrrr. The Cap'n be watching it as I blog Harrrr.
Yer Cap'n have bad news also The Cap'n still had not gotten his picture form the show yet Harrrr. That foto guy is so slow Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean is going dog sitting AGAIN Harrrrrr. So we are stuck with mom Harrrrr. That is ok she has cookies Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Show results Harrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

This last weekend be a good one fur the Cap'n Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n got to go to a dog show Harrr. I knew I was going when Lisa the Mean gave me 2 baths in 1 week and took me to dog school for a refresher course, Harrrr. Yer Cap'n go to class since it be so long since he show, three years mateys. Then we got to the show on Friday, the Cap'n made our presence known Harrrr. Then Yer Cap'n was groomed on the table Harrrr. When yer Cap'n got off of the table it be time for the Cap'n to Show Harrrr. It was so much fun Harrrr people clapped and cheered for me and I showed like a true pirate mateys. The Cap'n had not missed a step. Yer Cap'n won veterans best of opposite in sweepstakes Harrrr. Then Lisa the Mean told me that was just a warm up for the real show Harrrr. then yer Cap'n show one more time and won Best male veteran and an award of Merit Harrrrr. a picture is comming soon Harrrrr. I hope it comes out good mateys. Plus thar be treasure mateys. Thar be money that Lisa the Mean get, a crystal dog biscuit jar and a duffel bag. Harrr mateys, yer Cap'n be ready fer travel Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Tagged!!!

The Cap'n be tagged by Matey Khyra. Here be a foto of yer Cap'n Maverick when he working as a show dog in Junior Showmanship with Lisa the Mean. Harr, look we win. Mateys, the Cap'n now be describing himself in six words.

Yer Cap'n be debonaire, handsome, boyish, playful, scholarly and, last but not least, MAVERICK!!!

Harrr, Mateys. Now I be tagging Jack-A-Roo, Sitka, Lorenza, Ari, and Marco Polo.

Here be the task Mateys, ye post a picture and five words that describe yer self, then link it all up and post a comment to let the mateys know they be tagged and link back to where it come from.

Harrrr Mateys, get a posting.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Storm

Harrrrrr Mateys

Thursday we had a huge storm Harrrrrr.So big yer Cap'n thought he might loose the Good ship Mavericks Run Harrrrrr. Thankfully that did not happen Harrrr.The big storm took away the power for a while and took down a lot of tree branches Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n and everybody else where inside the house sleeping Harrrrr.

Now on with the good stuff Harrrrr. We have the Mach 5 car Harrrrr. It was in Lisa the Means cereal box Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so excited about it Harrrrrr. Also Lisa the Mean is getting yer Cap'n all ready for the Show Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n is so Happy I can't wait Harrrrrr. Maybe we can get good pics of the Cap'n showing Harrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


P.S. I know yer Cap'n needs to post new pics of himself but Lisa the Mean is always forgetting to take them Harrrrr.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Harrrrr Mateys

A lot of ye Mateys are asking what is a Jump Back Jack and the answer be a scary Snake Harrrr.

Now for the Cap'ns news Harrrrr. The other day Mom open her box of cereal and there was a toy car in it form the movie Speed Racer Harrrrr. It was not the Moch 5 but that is ok Harrrr. Mom then gave it to yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean it had stickers to go on it so Lisa the Mean put the stickers on the car for yer Cap'n Harrrr. Then we raced the car and it went so fast Harrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. Then today yer Cap'n dug a mud hole in search for treasure and got all dirty Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, April 28, 2008

visitor

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n had a visitor yesterday Harrrrrr. Can you guess who it was Harrrr Can you? It was Gold Eye Eddie Harrrrr. He came with Kathleen and Nathan Harrrrr. Eddie was so happy to be with everybody Harrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie told me he is getting ready for a show Harrrr.He also told me he still be a pirate Harrr. Yer Cap'n and Lisa the Mean and Mom can't wait to see him show Harrrr. He stayed for a while then went back home Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, April 25, 2008

Harrrrrr!!!!!

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Sorry yer Cap'n has not posted for a while Harrrrr.

I wanted to give Gloria a Harrrrr way to go Harrr on her five little pirates Harrrrr. They be so cute I hope they learn the way of the pirate so they can be mateys on me ship Harrrrr.

On other news Jump Back Jacks are back so you mateys be careful on yer running time outside Harrrrr. They like to hide in the grass and they can be hard to see Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Cookies

Harrrrrrr Mateys

There be a BIG Bag of Big Cookies on the counter Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean is not giving me any Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrrrr. The good news is that Lisa the Mean is going to go dog sitting this week Harrrrr. Mom is going to give out the cookies I just know it Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

News

Harrrrrr Mateys

The past cople of days the weather has been crazy it had been 70 Degrees then the next day it be 40 with tornados Harrrrr. then the next day it snowd now it is windy in the 60 Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n is having a hard time getting the good ship Mavericks Run out of dry dock Harrrrr.

On other news Steve & kats Mom had a dream about yer Cap'n and presedntal canidit John McCain riding in the same air plane Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Harrr new rules

Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n be swimming in a sea o' phisers, viruses and scammers. Harrr, it be shark infested waters Mateys, so the Cap'n be moderatin his comments fer a time. No offence to all the honest Mateys out there, this be fer yer protection.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Diggin' fer treasure

Harrrr Mateys, now that the ground be thawing out from winter, yer Cap'n be diggin' fer treasure. Harrrr, yer Cap'n dig this hole before the rain start. It be a good deep one. There be treasure in it mateys.



Harrrr what a great hole and now fill with water

Lisa the Mean come and look in the hole with the Cap'n and take this picture. Harrr Matey's, the Cap'n have his nose in the hole. Harrr, be looking fer treasure.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Pirate party

Harrr Mateys, Lisa the Mean decide the Cap'n be having a pirate party last night. She invite Pirate Bear for me.



Here be the Cap'n meeting Pirate Bear, be singing the song too, harrrr. Hot, hot, hot, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yer Cap'n feeling Hot, hot, hot.
Matey, yer clothes not be looking that great.


Hmmmm, the Cap'n think Pirate Bear be weird. And check out that stupid parrot, harrrr.


OK, maybe we be mateys after all, harrrr. Let be sing that song again, it in the Cap'n head now. Hot, hot, hot.


Time for bed, matey. Close that beady eye and go to sleep.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate





Saturday, March 29, 2008

News

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has some good news and some bad news Harrrrr. The good news is that yer Cap'n gets to go to a local specialty that is held in Gardenr KS this May Harrrrr. The bad news is this means more baths more frequently Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean told me she was going to give me one tomorow Harrrrrr. she is crazy Harrrrrr.

On other news Yer Cap'n still has not goten his paws on that stuffed pirate bear Harrrr. There has to be a way I am still thinking Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

That pirate bear

Harrr Mateys!! Lisa the Mean go to teach dog class last night so the Cap'n and Mom get these pictures of the pirate bear.

This be a close up Mateys. Thar be the red spot on the hand. If ye push that Mateys, he sing Hot Hot Hot with jamaican accent, boom boom boom.

Harrr, check out those BIG FEET. The Cap'n have a plan to strap brushes on them and the bear be cleaning the decks mateys.


This pirate bear got some nerve, be in the house with Lisa the Mean. Mom tell me he need to stay clean and nice (check out those clothes, clean? nice?) so the Cap'n can take him to Nationals. That right Mateys, the Cap'n takin all his pirate stuff to Gettysburg in October. In the meantime, the Cap'n be hunting that monster. Mom say it be a snapping turtle. Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


Monday, March 24, 2008

monster quest update

Harrrrr Mateys

Still no sign of the Monster Harrrr. Lisa the Mean thinks it went back under because it be cold yesterday and today Harrrrr. But yer Cap'n is still on the look out for it Harrrr.

I hope all ye mateys had a great Easter Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n Even found an egg Harrrrr. Mom bouht this cool stuffed bear dressed as a pirate Harrrr. when you push its paw it sings Hot Hot Hot and the parrot on his shoulder sings along with the bear Harrrr. Lisa the Mean will not bring it to me to play with Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Monster quest

Last night I heard Mom tell Lisa the Mean that there was something big out in the evaporation pond. Harrrr. That sounds like a Monster quest in me own front yard.

Lisa the Mean got out the binoculars for the Cap'n, harrr.


Harrr the Cap'n be looking all over the pond for the monster.


Hmmmm, nothing so far. Harrr. Mom says it be a snake or snappin turtle mateys. The Cap'n be watching, whatever it be.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.



Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Turkey neck day Harrrr

Harrrrr Mateys

Today be Wednesday ye know what that means Harrrrr. It means it is turkey neck day Harrr. I love my turkey neck because it taste good and it cleans yer Cap'n teeth Harrr. I cant wait for next Wednesday Harrrr. yer cap'n gets one turkey neck in replace of me kibble mateys Harrrr.

A very happy.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, March 17, 2008

Top o the Mornin to ye Mateys




Harrr Mateys, it be St. Patrick's Day. Lisa the Mean dress me up in these hats in honor of the occasion, harrrr. What do ye think mateys? Does the Cap'n look like a lepracaun to ye? Harrr, me thinks not. Nice try Lisa. All ye Mateys watch for the rainbows, thar be booty at the end!!!
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, March 16, 2008

My new treasure chest, harrrr

Harrr Mateys, now ye all know that the Cap'n collect pirate booty. Well, he be getting quite a collection now and need a place to keep it. Harrrr.

Lisa the Mean find this cool treasure chest when she be out shoppin. Harrr. She buy it just fer the Cap'n. Most all my booty fit in the box, but not all, harrrrrr.
Here be the Cap'n checking out his stuff in the new treasure chest mateys. Can ye see who on the box? That be Cap'n Jack Sparrow. That right mateys, it be a POTC box. Yer Cap'n be so excited 'bout this.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n Mav would like to say first off Happy Birthday Sitka Harrrrr I know it be a day late Harrrr.

On other news Lisa the Mean came home Sunday Harrrr. She said she had saw Turbos Mom in Columbia then she was gone Harrrr Turbo I think yer mom got lost Harrrrr. Not much has happend untel today when Lisa the Mean gave me a bath Harrrrr. I think she is getting closer to walking the plank Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate