Birthday Pirate

Harrrr, Mateys. Its my birthday today!!! Harrr, Cap'n Maverick be six years old today. Lisa be makin the Cap'n a funfetti cake with funfetti frosting and me birthday plunder be a new rope and tennis ball toy. Perfect for the good ship Maverick's Run. Thar be clear weather ahead and good sailing for the virtual birthday party, ye all be invited to celebrate with the Cap'n this afternoon.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate AND BIRTHDAY BOY!!!

New game

Harr Mateys, Cap'n Mav has found a new online game. Its called
Dogs of the Seas. Ye gotta create an account and sign in but has plenty of action. Cap'n Mav will be playing it in a while, once Mom gets off working and lets me use the computer again.

Harr, yer Cap'n would not sit still with the stupid bandana for any more pictures. Holly tells me that is one of the criteria for joining HULA. The Cap'n Mav may have to check that out. Harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Happy New Years!!

Harrrrr, Mateys. It be a fine first day of 2007 for the Cap'n. I have this new bandana with pirates on it and allowed Mom and Lisa to capture an image of me with it on. Harrr, nothing like a little picchure taking to set off the New Year. Mom got a new camera and Harrr, I be the first dog she take a picchure of. Then right after I shake the bandana off. Harrrr harrr harrrr. Happy New Year Mateys, plenty of adventure for all in the year ahead.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Aristocratic titles

Harrr Mateys. Yer all know that Pirates can get Pirate names. Well, now we can get titles too. Here be mine.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Right Reverend Maverick the Dulcet of Goosnargh Leering Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Yer can all go get yer own. They be thar for the taking.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sanny Paws came!!

Harrr, Sanny Paws came last night. Yer Cap'n tried and tried to stay awake but was a tired pirate, specially after being so excited about Sanny Paws all day. So I missed it. Pirate Swedish Selena tell me he had a 30 dog hitch to pull his big sled full of stuff for us doggies. We all got stockins full of cookies. Harrr, so being good pays off sometimes but it sure is hard. Now back to my pirate ways fer New Years.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Being a good pirate

Harrr, as you probably know I watch a fair amount of TV. Last night I be so excited to see a show about modern pirates. Avast, and grab the mainsail Mateys. Those be some very bad pirates. Harr, they so bad they give pirates a bad name. So, yer Cap'N Mav needs to go on record that I am not that kinda pirate. I be the good kinda pirate, swashbuckling, adventureous, and an opportunist fer sure, but definitely not a bad pirate.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Letters to Sanny Paws

Harrr, Cap'n Maverick here. Just so all the Mateys know, over on the D'Azul blog we put our letters to Sanny Paws.

I am having such a hard time being a good pirate, but I be doing it. Only two more days to go.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate.

Pirate frog

Harrr Mateys. Cap'N Mav has found himself this pirate frog to share with all the crew. Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirate sighting!!!

Harrrr, Mateys. Cap'n Mav here to report a pirate sighting. Tuesday night, while the Cap'n be watching TV, the Show "Dirty Jobs" was on. The guy on Dirty Jobs be in New Orleans helping clean stuff up, including mosquitos. Harrrr, This be the best, there was a girl pirate in the mosquito lab. She have green hair and, harrr, a pirate bandana. Me thinks she be a pirate fer sure. Anyway, the Cap'n just had to report this sighting for all you mateys that missed the show.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harr, being a good pirate

Harrr, I be a good pirate, I be a good pirate. I hear thar be presents for us under the plastic tree. I be a good pirate, I be a good pirate. Harrrrr. Not much longer to wait. I be a good priate.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sanny paws

Harr, Mateys. Well, Cap'N Mav has got bit by the Kris-Moose spirit. I be admitten that I do enjoy Sanny Paws. It be especially x-citing to see that sleigh pulled by all those siberians land on the roof and the fat man bring the gifts. So Mateys, be on yer best behavior fer the next week or so and Sanny Paws, an honorary pirate if there ever be one, will bring you a gift too.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate

New little pirate

Harrr, Cap'n Mav has heard the news. There be a new puppy coming in about a month. The Cap'n need to make plans to get him on the pirate side before the weenie Juarez gets him started being so nice. Harrrr The Cap'N could use a new protege to teach.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

One more joke

Harrr, Cap'n Mav here. I be posting one more joke today then we will take a joke break. Harrr. Me sides be hurting from all the laughing.

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used the patch!

Harr, harr, harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harr, pirate jokes again

Harrrr, Harrr, Harrr. Cap'n Mav has another joke.

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

Captain Hooky!

Harr, harr, harr.

That joke is for Lisa, she be takin finals today and tomorrow. Good luck Lisa.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Another joke

Harrr, Harrr, Harrr. Cap'N Mav loves that the Mateys like his jokes. So here is another one. Harrr, harrrr, harrrr.

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg!

Harr, harr, harr, I wish I had a millon of em.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Jokes

Harrr, Ahoy Mateys. Cap'n Maverick here. I be surfin the pirate sites the other day and found a site full of pirate jokes. Some be not approriate for me blog yer see but some be right funny. So here is the joke for today.

What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

Ships ahoy

Harrrrr, that one make Cap'N Mav laugh every time. Got a joke for tomorrow too, another good one. Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Jolly roger

Harr, still dinking wiff me profile Mateys.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate.

I did not take the blue toof

Harrr, Cap'n Mav be unjustly accused. I did not take a blue toof from Mom. If I be taking any toof it be a gold one. But now I hear about a blue toof, I be on the lookout for it. Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Another night in the life raft

Harrrrrrrrrrrr, Cap'N Mav is grumpy. Mom made me spend last night in the life raft. Its no fun to be in the life raft if Lisa is not home. Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Blabber mouths

Harrr, since the blabber mouths spilled the beans on the chicken, here is the tale. It was a fortuituous series of events that pirates dream of.

First mom forgot to feed the chickens and ducks early in the morning. Then she remembered during Cap'n Maverick and Gloria's exercise time. Out Mom be in the chicken house, scoopin food and throwing some grain. Harrrr, the chicken door has no latch from the inside. Harrrr, me nose goes in, then me eyes, harr, then me ears. Drat Mom catches me and out I be. But wait, there be more to the tale.

These chickens be very very old and one had gone to meet her maker over night. Mom comes out and goes to fetch the proper coffin plastic sack for the newly deceased. Back she go to the chicken house and back inside. Harrrr. Me nose goes in, then me eyes, them me ears and then, me whole head. Thar be chickens a bunch walking about and cluckin, just for the pluckin. Mom turns and catch the Cap'N Mav again. But, harr this time she comes out with the chicken in the sack.

This is just too good. Mom holding the chicken higher and higher as Cap'N Mav and Gloria be jumpin and pullin on the sack. By the time Mom got to the unopenable trash cans with the chicken in the sack, the sack be fair tattered. Mom be standing saying words that make even Cap'N Mav blush with the chicken over her head and pounding on the trash can lid. Mateys you gotta know this was the best. Cap'N Mav and Gloria be leapin and snappin and spinnin at that chicken in the sack while Mom be beside herself to get in the can. Finally the can relented and let Mom in and the chicken went to Davey Jones Locker but not before your Cap'N had a good go at it. I even got a feather or two.

So that be the tale of the almost pillaged chicken.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate