Harrrrrrr Mateys

What be this??????

Harrrrrr??????

It be a skull and cross bone toy that Lisa the Mean got me in Oklahoma Harrrrr.

It cackles Harrrrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Game

Harrrrrr Mateys

Look what mom and Lisa the Mean came home with yesterday Harrrrr. It be a pirate computer game Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n can not wait to play it Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

It worked

Harrrrrrr Mateys

This morning Yer Cap'n knew Lisa the Mean needed her car Harrrrr. So Yer Cap'n decided to meet her for the pear ransom Harrrrr.

This is what she said she was bringing Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n is waiting for Lisa the Mean to show up Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n thinks he sees her Harrrrrr.

There she be Harrrrrrr.



Here is yer Cap'n taking his pairs Harrrrr.

And yer Cap'n give Lisa the mean her keys back Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

An Act of Piracy

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n love pears. See this tree? Harrrrr.

The Cap'n already get all the pears he can reach so thar be a problem. Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n be so smart.

Yer Cap'n take these keys Harrrrr.

This be where Lisa The Mean park her red car of doom Harrrrr.



Yum pears.

That B right Mateys. Yer Cap'n hold the car hostage.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirates

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n just found this article on the Internet home page Harrrrrrr.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26901780 it is about how Pirates seized a 530 Foot Ukrainian cargo ship Faina Harrrrrr. They are holding the ship for ransom Harrrrrrr. That gives yer Cap'n an idea maybe I could sizes Lisa the Means Red Car of Doom Harrrr. Then make the ransom for tons of cookies Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monster Quest

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

There be lots of monsters popping up everywhere Harrrrrrr.

The other day we had a snapping turtle in the yard Harrrrrr.

So all ye Mateys who guessed Snapping Turtle where Right Harrrrr.

THEN

Yer Cap'n found this Garter Snake in the yard Harrrrr.

It almost bit yer cap'ns Snooter Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Happy Late Birthday G L O R I A

Monster

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Today Lisa the Mean and Penny where walking in the yard Harrrrr. Then they came up on this big monster form the pond Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean ran inside to get mom to help to get it Harrrrr. The Monster has a nasty snapping mouth Harrrrrr. It bit the shovel that mom was trying to push it with Harrrrr. They put it in a old trash can so we can look at it from a safe distance Harrrrrrr.

Can ye guys guess what it is Harrrrrr??????

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Talk like a pirate day is today

Avast Mateys

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day Harrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Yer Cap'n sure all ye salty dawgs be talkin with yer bestest pirate jargon all the day long.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Its almost the 19th

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be gearing up for International Talk like a Pirate Day Harrrrrr. Some of ye may remember this site but yer cap'n going to post it again Harrrrrrr. It is called the pirate name generator http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php Harrrrrr. It is so fun so find yer pirate name and ye can use it on the 19th Mateys Harrrrrr.

Also on the 19th Lisa the Mean be taking her laptop with her to the dog show Harrrrrr. So yer Cap'n is going to send out messages telepathic Harrrrrrr. Keep yer minds open Mateys talking like a pirate Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Updates Harrrrr

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Its been raining on and off all day Harrrrrr. Tomorrow Hurricane IKE is supposed to come Harrrrrrr. That means it will be raining even more Harrrrrrr.

On other Pirate news September 19th is National talk like a pirate day Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n plans on talking like a pirate all day even if nobody is going to be home Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n also notice it is getting closer to October Harrrrrr. Most of ye Mateys know what is at the end of that Harrrrr. It is the Siberian Husky Club of Americas National Specialty in Gettysburg Harrrrrr. 28th - November 1st Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n is going to party like it is 1999 Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Party America

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa the Mean went to Party America Harrrrrr. She told me all of the great things they had like Pirate telescopes, Pirate swords, Pirate party stuff, Pirate eye Patches, and Pirate Hats just to name a few Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants to go to Party America Harrrrrr. It would be so much fun Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean always has some Mean twist on things she said dogs cant go to Party America Harrrrrrr. She takes the fun out of everything Harrrrrrr.Maybe yer Cap'n needs to see if they have a website Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

The cookie machine has returned

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Monday Lisa the Mean left in the Bumper car about 12:00 in the after noon Harrrrr. so Yer Cap'ns running time got cut short Harrrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n took a nap for a while and looked at the clock Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean was still not home Harrrrrrr. Then out of nowhere the Bumper car comes back around 3:00 P.M. Harrrr. Good thing it was an hour before dinner Harrrr. When the Bumper car got up the driveway out came mom Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so happy she is back Harrrr. Now we get cookies Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Bath Harrrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today Lisa the Mean gave yer Cap'n a Bath Harrrrrrr. she said Yer Cap'n be dirty and smelly harrrrr. She was also going to grind my toenails but the Dremel battery died Harrrrrrr. Guess yer Cap'n pulled a good trick on her Harrrrrrr. But she did manage to trim me feet Harrrrrrr.

This be pictures after the Cap'n be all clean Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Mom went on an airplane

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n was woken up very early Friday morning Harrrrr. 3:00 a.m. to be correct Harrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n fall back asleep then woken up at 4:00 a.m. To the sound of the Bumper Car next to the whale Harrrrr. It be drove away with Lisa the Mean and Mom in it Harrrrrrrr.

Lisa the Mean came home around 6:00 a.m. in the Bumper car Harrrrrr. But Mom was not in the Bumper car anymore Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean tell yer Cap'n mom went to the airport Harrrrr. Where she was put on a plane and she wont be back until Monday Harrrrr.

Penny keeps looking at Lisa the Mean like she put mom in the trunk of the Bumper car and wont let her out Harrrrrrr. But we have sniffed all around the Bumper car and she is not there Harrrrr.



Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Cap'n Showing his stuff

Harrrrrrr Mateys



A lot of bloggers are posting "STUD MUFFIN" pictures on there blogs. So the Cap'n thought he would join in and give the girls a picture of one of his best angles Harrrrrr. What do you girls think Harrrrr????



Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Gustav

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Today a storm blew in left over from Gustav Harrrrrr. We all had to batten down the hatches Harrrrrr. Sheets of rain came down Harrrrrrrr. We even had some Gustav roof damage on the kennels Harrrrrrr. Glad we have lots of zip ties so it can be fixed Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thanks ECHO

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be catching up on his blogging buddies and ECHO had a quiz on his blog to find out what would be or yer dream car Harrrrrr.

Lisa the Means Dream Car: BMW X5 (That is a Car)

Maverick the Pirate: A Do It Yer Self Car (see below) Harrrrrrrr this test is STUPID Harrrrrr

Harrrrrrrrr ECHO Buddie this test is the strangest test yer Cap'n ever take Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Cookie Time

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is going dog sitting this week Harrrrrr. You Mateys know what that means Harrrrrr. Mom gives yer Cap'n lot and lots of cookies Harrrrrrr.

Yer Cap'n also was taking a picture of the sky because it looked creepy like a storm is commin Harrrrrr. Everything outside was silent and still Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n captured some orb things Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n has watched enough Ghost Hunters to know what these are Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thnderbirds

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n he is sorry that he has not blogged for like a week Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean said she was had to much to do to help yer Cap'n blog Harrrrrrrrrrr.


Last week was the Kansas City dog show Harrrrrr. Along with the show there was a Air plane show Harrrrrrr. Its Big event was the Thunderbirds Harrrrrrrrr. click hearhttp://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d63_1219624870 to see a video if you want to see what they can do Harrrr. Are they cool or what mateys Harrrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie told yer Cap'n that he got to see and hear the planes Harrrrrr. He said they be loud Harrrr. He was getting ready to go in the ring and one buzzed the building Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean said it sounded like they broke the sound barrier Harrrrrr. It even had the sound waves hitting the building Harrrrrrr. Gold Eye Eddie only twitched his ears and that was his only response Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

UPS Walkin the plank

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n had to work hard to get Lisa the Means packages from the UPS guy Harrrrrrr. First Yer Cap'n tried to e-mail Harrrrrrrr. The UPS never came to our house to give a missed you number Harrrrrrrrr.So the e-mail would not go to UPS. He be lying mateys Lying about coming out to our house Harrrrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n tried calling the UPS Harrrrrrr. They tried to make yer Cap'n talk to a robot Harrrrrrr. After a while I had Mom call because she had an idea Harrrrrrr. So she called and told the UPS she wants to talk to a person Harrrrrrrr. After about ten times they connected her to a person Harrrrrrr. She had some words and got the guy to come out in about 2 hours Harrrrrrr. That UPS guy not only had to walk the cap'n s plank he had to walk the UPS plank Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

UPS

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys
Today yer Cap'n watch all day for the UPS man Harrrrrrrrr. He didn't come Harrrrrr. then when mom and Lisa run the code it said they came and nobody be home Harrrrrrr. The UPS lied somebody be home all day Harrrrrr. They didnt even leave a note Harrrrrrrr. UPS if you are reading this you can walk the plank Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Award from Mango

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got an award from my friend Mango Harrrrrrr.

So now yer Cap'n has to play by the rules and give the award to 5 friends and only 5 Harrrrrr.

the next rule is that 4 friends have to be a dedicated follower of the Cap'ns blog Harrrrr.

1 has to be a new blogger and live in a different part of the world Harrrrrrr.

Yer Cap'n has to link Back to whoever gave the award Harrrrrr.

So Yer Cap'n is going to give the award to

Holly and Khady Lyn Harrrrrr

Sitka Tia and Cornelia Marie Harrrrrrr

First Matey Zim Harrrrr

Star and Black Jack a Roo

The OP Pack

Yer Cap'n pick these blogs because they are my friends and the Op Pack is the new bloggers in town Harrrrr. Omaha is like a diffrent part of the world Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Books anybody???

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys





Lisa the Mean left early this morning to get books for school Harrrrrrrrr. She told yer Cap'n there should not be many Harrrrrrr. She is only taking two classes Harrrrrrr. Then she came home with this stack of books Harrrrrr.











Lisa the Mean is not going to be seen for a while Harrrrrrr. She has one book for Sociology Harrr. The other 12 books be for her Western Civilization class Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean told yer Cap'n that when they gave her the book they said "Oh you have that teacher" Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n may have to help Lisa the Mean read some of the books Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Where be the Cap'n Mav???

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has gone AWOL !!!!

He is not on the poop deck Harrrrrr.

Not in the back yard Harrrrr.

Not in the front yard Harrrrr.

Harrrrr Thar be Cap'n Mav chillin in the house Harrrrrrr. It be to hot outside for yer Cap'n Harrrr Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Hot and Humid

Harrrrrrrrrrr Mateys
It is so hot and humid Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n feels like he is melting in to a pile of hair Harrrrr. The heat and humidity outside make Lisa the Means and moms glasses fog up Harrrrrr. But yer Cap'n be inside in front of the fan inside the life raft living large Harrrrrr. It is a great cool spot Harrrrrr.
Melting Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Cookies

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got word that Lisa the Mean is leaving again Harrrrrrr. She is dog sitting and leaving me with mom Harrrrr. That only means one thing for yer Cap'n More cookies Harrrrrr. It is also going to be Hot Hot Hot this week so we all get to come inside to cool off. Maybe we can have a Pirate cookie party Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Have yer anchor handy

Harrrrrrrrr Mateys

This morning it was raining hard and yer Cap'n almost floated a drift in the Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrrrrr. Good thing yer Cap'n thought a head and anchored the ship for the night Harrrr. The water started coming in and yer Cap'n feety feet got wet Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean got yer Cap'n out of the water and put me in my life raft Harrrrrr. There the Cap'n and everybody else had to wait until the water and the rain stopped before we could go back outside Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be safe The Good Ship Mavericks Run be a little wet Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harrrrr

Harrrrrr Mateys

A pirate Harrrrr goes out to the Kapp Pack and Steve Kat and Wilbur for rasing money for blog a Thon Harrrrrr.

There has not been to much stuff going on this week Harrrrrr. It has been hot then it rains then it is hot again Harrrrr. It is a typicle Missouri summer Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n also found out Lisa the Mean is taking more classes for school Harrrr. That means she will be doing homework insted of playing all the time with the Cap'n Harrrrrr. But she is only taking two classes so it wont be to much time away form the Cap'n Mav Harrrr Stay cool mateys Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Award Harrrrrrr

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n was just given an award by my Buddy's Star and Black Jack a Roo Harrrrrr.

The rules of this award are:Add the logo of the award to my blog.

Add a link to who awarded it to me.

Nominate at least seven other blogs.

Add links to those blogs on my blog.

Leave a message for my nominees on their blogs Harrrrr.

I will nominate my friends Marco Polo and Thor, Echo,Gucci The Boxer,Ari,Cornelia Marie,Sitka and Tia,Lorenza, Holly and Khady Lynn

Harrrrrr Thanks you guys Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pictures of Cap'n & new pirate toy

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n got pictres of the new toy Harrrrrr. Had to drag Lisa the Mean out of bed to do it Harrrr. A pirates got to do what a Pirates got to do Harrrrrrr.

Hear yer Cap'n looking at Lisa The Mean so she lets go of my new pirate toy Harrrr.

Cap'n Mave sitting with his new toy Harrrrr. It is a pirate rubber chicken Harrrr.

Do you see his peg leg he even holding a telescope in one wing and has a hook on the other Harrr.

He also has a pirate hat but the Cap'n nose got in the way Harrrrr.

Hear is yer Cap'n chasing after the pirate toy Harrrr.

Lisa the Mean is trying to take my pirate chicken Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n does get it away form Lisa the Mean

Harrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thank You Summi Mummi

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Sorry yer Cap'n has not blogged for a week Harrrrr. There has been so much going on Harrrrrr. The puppies are all in there new homes Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean did not take me to Omaha to see HBBB mom or Summi Mummi Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n did get a present from Summi Mummi Harrrrr. Thank you Summi Mummi it be Perfect Harrrrrr. It be a Pirate toy Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n loves it Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean has not taken any pictures of yer Cap'n with the toy Harrrrrr. She said she is sick and has not gotten to it Harrrrrrrr. Even though she was fine when she came home from Omaha Harrrrrr.Lisa the Mean said she would get pics of me when she can Harrrrrrr That will be forever Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

business in a box

Harrrrrr Mateys

Today the UPS truck came with lots and lot of Boxes Harrrrr. They where all for Lisa the Mean Harrrrrr. They had lots of grooming products in them Harrrrrr. So Lisa the Mean can start up her own business Harrrrrr. She already has a web site for her stuff so check it out at http://lisatothhandling.homestead.com/Storefront.html It be cool mateys. The Cap'n has used these products and always looks great Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Stupid Key Chain

Harrrrr Mateys
Lisa the Mean went to Graceland and all she got me was this stupid key chain Harrrrr. I can not believe it Harrrrrrrr. I so wanted to see Elvis Harrrrr !!!! The worst part about it is the Cap'n does not even have a key to the good ship Mavericks Run Harrrrr. This be so stupid Harrrrr. She also got to go see Sitka Harrrrrrr. That means Yer Cap'n did not get to give pirate advice to Sitka or CM Before she left Harrrrrr. Lisa the mean is going to have to walk the plank for this one Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

sittin home like a hound dog

Harrrrr Mateys
yer Cap'n heard Lisa the Mean and mom goning on a trip to TN Harrrrr. They also said that the Cap'n had to stay home Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be all shook up about this mateys Harrrrr. They are going to Graceland where the King lived Harrrrrr. This is worse then Lisa the Mean stepping on my blue suede shoes Harrrr. I will be sitting home doing the Jail house rock when there off having fun Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Ari

Harrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n just get word that Ari is learning how to sail a ship Harrrrrr. Maybe Ari will be able to sail this ship in a little bit Harrrrr. Ari can be my navigator Harrrr. After the classes of course Harrrr
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate