Yer Cap'n be watching tv last night and they made and announcement about the Royal Wedding postage stamps Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n has to get some Harrrrrr. They said they would be real collectors items Harrrrr. That means more booty later on Harrrr.
Maybe this is why yer Cap'n has not gotten his invite yet Harrrrrr.
Off to go search for me first class flight Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate