Yer Cap'n has been looking fer treasure Harrrrr. But all yer Cap'n Maverick has found is toad stools, pears, and acorns Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n has good news Lisa The Mean has found a job at Party City Harrrr. Yer Cap'n always knew Lisa the Mean could through a mean party Harrrr. Now she gets payed for it Harrrr. Yer Cap'n would love to go with her one of these days and get cool stuff Harrrr. Maybe Lisa the Mean will bring me back some booty from Party City Harrrr.
Yer Cap'n is thinking about investing in a metal detector Harrrr Maybe there be other treasure some where in the yard Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate