Monday, November 06, 2006

Pirate news

Harrrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate here. Been pillaging pears all weekend, they very sweet and ripe now. Yum.

I hear that weenie, not-a-pirate Juarez is now a new champion. Great, thats just great, now he won't be gone half the time to shows and us pirates will have to put up with his stupid niceness.

Selena did a great job of spying for us. She say something about a "Golden Driller" that was in Tulsa. She say it B a giant statue made of gold that just stands outside. Sounds like booty just waiting to be taken. Selena also say something about a Port of Catoosa that close to Tulsa-place. We can sail the ship down there and snag the Golden Driller. Sounds like a plan. Unfortunately her spy-cam was not working so we have no photos. Mapquest, don't fail me now.

Any pillagin' tales from the rest of the crew?

Cap'n Maverick The Pirate


The Army of Four said...

Harr, Cap'n Mav!
I still haven't been able to open that treasure chest I found in the living room.... but I'm working on Ender's idea of digging through the floor to get in from underneath. I'll keep you posted!
Play bows and harrrrrr,
Zim the Pirate

D'Azul Siberian said...

Harrrrr, Matey Zim. Thanks for the update. There has to be a way into that treasure chest. Have you tried chewing a corner? Once in, the booty is yours mate.

Harrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

The Army of Four said...

Harr, Cap'n!
One of my great-sisters who came before me tried chewing through one of the leather handles. Her handiwork still graces a dining room chair, too. I think since she didn't pursue it further than the handle, there might not be booty worth plundering in there. I'm going to keep sniffing around!
Yo ho ho ho and a bag of Eukanuba!
Play bows,

D'Azul Siberian said...

Harr, me thinks you may be right Matey Zim. Keep looking and maybe sniff the chest a couple of times every now and then to make sure.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate