contest

Harrrrr Mateys

Yesterday yer Cap'n was in the Costume Contest Harrrrrr.

This is a picture of the whole outfit Harrrrr. The sword is on the other side Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n was awarded second place in the contest Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n thinks it was rigged Harrrr. Lisa the Mean and yer Cap'n collected bribes for the judges Harrrr. Also we bribed the judges with rum and candy Harrrrrr. We lost to the Wizard of Oz Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n got a lot of complements on how good he looks and how pirate he be Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

parade

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Today yer Cap'n was in the parade of title holders Harrrrrr.

Harrrrr this be the Cap'n waiting with his pirate charm Harrrr.

Still waiting for them to call yer Cap'ns name and title Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n in the ring with Lisa the Mean in the green jacket Harrrrr.
Don't we look great Harrrrrr?

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Today yer Cap'n be so humiliated Harrrrrrr. every thing was going fine and yer Cap'n was about to get out his camera before Lisa the Mean came to see what I was doing Harrrrrrr. Then she gave me a bath outside in the cold Harrrrr. It was so cold and everybody could see me Harrrrr. That is so not right Harrrrr. So yer Cap'n did not take any pics today but maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow yer Cap'n is going to be in the parade of title holders with the pirate charm Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Are We There Yet

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has been asking Lisa the Mean this question all day Harrrrr.

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Almost.

Are we there yet?

getting closer

Are We There Yet???????

Yes yer Cap'n is here Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n made it Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

The Trip Day 1

Harrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n left today for PA today Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n got in the car and fell a sleep Harrrrr. Then Lisa the Mean wake yer Cap'n and took some pictures of St. Louis Harrrrrr. So here are some pictures of the St. Louis Arch and the Missississipi River Harrrrrr. You cant see yer Cap'n because mom dose not stop when she wants to get somewhere Harrrrrrr. But now we are in Dayton OH to sleep for the night Harrrrrr. Up early in the morning to start going again Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Flag

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n has a new flag Harrrrrr.Mom made it for yer Cap'n Harrrrr. It has two sides and it is very sparkly Harrrr. It will be in yer Cap'ns set up at the Siberian nationals Harrrrr. So look for it when ye guys get there Harrrrrrr.

Which side do ye Mateys like the best Harrrrr.

(Side One)

(Side two could not flip Harrrrr)
(stupid puter Harrrr)

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Costume

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n Maverick is getting ready for the Siberian national and he is entered in a costume contest Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n has been working hard on his costume Harrrrrr. Here be the prototype Harrrrrr. What do ye mateys think???? I have a hat too but it not be pictured Harrrr. Yer Cap'n thinks he needs a purple sash Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n also has mom working on the sleves of the shirt so they not be to long Harrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Cap'n Mav T-Furs

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be very excited Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean sent some pictures to C$ dad a while ago and look what they came up with Harrrrrrr. It be Cap'n Mav T-furs and mouse pads Harrrrrrr. Ye mateys can go order some for yer selves at http://182006.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/ Harrrrrr. All of the profits goes to rescue Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harrrrrrr Mateys

What be this??????

Harrrrrr??????

It be a skull and cross bone toy that Lisa the Mean got me in Oklahoma Harrrrr.

It cackles Harrrrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Game

Harrrrrr Mateys

Look what mom and Lisa the Mean came home with yesterday Harrrrr. It be a pirate computer game Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n can not wait to play it Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

It worked

Harrrrrrr Mateys

This morning Yer Cap'n knew Lisa the Mean needed her car Harrrrr. So Yer Cap'n decided to meet her for the pear ransom Harrrrr.

This is what she said she was bringing Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n is waiting for Lisa the Mean to show up Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n thinks he sees her Harrrrrr.

There she be Harrrrrrr.



Here is yer Cap'n taking his pairs Harrrrr.

And yer Cap'n give Lisa the mean her keys back Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

An Act of Piracy

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

The Cap'n love pears. See this tree? Harrrrr.

The Cap'n already get all the pears he can reach so thar be a problem. Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n be so smart.

Yer Cap'n take these keys Harrrrr.

This be where Lisa The Mean park her red car of doom Harrrrr.



Yum pears.

That B right Mateys. Yer Cap'n hold the car hostage.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirates

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n just found this article on the Internet home page Harrrrrrr.http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26901780 it is about how Pirates seized a 530 Foot Ukrainian cargo ship Faina Harrrrrr. They are holding the ship for ransom Harrrrrrr. That gives yer Cap'n an idea maybe I could sizes Lisa the Means Red Car of Doom Harrrr. Then make the ransom for tons of cookies Harrrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monster Quest

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

There be lots of monsters popping up everywhere Harrrrrrr.

The other day we had a snapping turtle in the yard Harrrrrr.

So all ye Mateys who guessed Snapping Turtle where Right Harrrrr.

THEN

Yer Cap'n found this Garter Snake in the yard Harrrrr.

It almost bit yer cap'ns Snooter Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Happy Late Birthday G L O R I A

Monster

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Today Lisa the Mean and Penny where walking in the yard Harrrrr. Then they came up on this big monster form the pond Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean ran inside to get mom to help to get it Harrrrr. The Monster has a nasty snapping mouth Harrrrrr. It bit the shovel that mom was trying to push it with Harrrrr. They put it in a old trash can so we can look at it from a safe distance Harrrrrrr.

Can ye guys guess what it is Harrrrrr??????

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Talk like a pirate day is today

Avast Mateys

It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day Harrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Yer Cap'n sure all ye salty dawgs be talkin with yer bestest pirate jargon all the day long.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Its almost the 19th

Harrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be gearing up for International Talk like a Pirate Day Harrrrrr. Some of ye may remember this site but yer cap'n going to post it again Harrrrrrr. It is called the pirate name generator http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php Harrrrrr. It is so fun so find yer pirate name and ye can use it on the 19th Mateys Harrrrrr.

Also on the 19th Lisa the Mean be taking her laptop with her to the dog show Harrrrrr. So yer Cap'n is going to send out messages telepathic Harrrrrrr. Keep yer minds open Mateys talking like a pirate Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Updates Harrrrr

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Its been raining on and off all day Harrrrrr. Tomorrow Hurricane IKE is supposed to come Harrrrrrr. That means it will be raining even more Harrrrrrr.

On other Pirate news September 19th is National talk like a pirate day Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n plans on talking like a pirate all day even if nobody is going to be home Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n also notice it is getting closer to October Harrrrrr. Most of ye Mateys know what is at the end of that Harrrrr. It is the Siberian Husky Club of Americas National Specialty in Gettysburg Harrrrrr. 28th - November 1st Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n is going to party like it is 1999 Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Party America

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Today Lisa the Mean went to Party America Harrrrrr. She told me all of the great things they had like Pirate telescopes, Pirate swords, Pirate party stuff, Pirate eye Patches, and Pirate Hats just to name a few Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n wants to go to Party America Harrrrrr. It would be so much fun Harrrrrr. But Lisa the Mean always has some Mean twist on things she said dogs cant go to Party America Harrrrrrr. She takes the fun out of everything Harrrrrrr.Maybe yer Cap'n needs to see if they have a website Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

The cookie machine has returned

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Monday Lisa the Mean left in the Bumper car about 12:00 in the after noon Harrrrr. so Yer Cap'ns running time got cut short Harrrrrr. Then Yer Cap'n took a nap for a while and looked at the clock Harrrrrr. Lisa the Mean was still not home Harrrrrrr. Then out of nowhere the Bumper car comes back around 3:00 P.M. Harrrr. Good thing it was an hour before dinner Harrrr. When the Bumper car got up the driveway out came mom Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so happy she is back Harrrr. Now we get cookies Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate