Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Cap'n Mavericks school of Piracy

Harrrrr Mateys


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate school of piracy is now up and running mateys every Wednesday Harrrrrrr. This school will teach ye mateys of pirate history, sailing, parts of the ship, duties of the crew, and everything else pirate Harrrrrrr.
Today yer Cap'n is going to teach ye mateys about Edward Teach Harrrrr.



Edward Teach nickname be Blackbeard Harrr.
He be one of the most feared pirates of all time Harrrrr.


He be called Blackbeard because he wove hemp in his beard and set it on fire to intimidate his enemies Harrrr.


He sailed on the Good ship Queen Anne's Revenge Harrrrr.
This be Blackbeard's Jolly Roger Harrrrr.
In May 1718 Blackbeard held up the port of Charleston SC for a week Harrrr.


Blackbeard was killed by the Royal Navy man called Lieutenant Robert Maynard in November 1718


Maynard hung Blackbeard's head on his sloop and dumped Blackbeard's body over board Harrr.




Legend has it that the headless corpse of Blackbeard swam around the sloop several times in defiance before it sank from sight
That is the story of Edward Teach Harrrrr.
We Salute you Cap'n Teach Harrrr.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Swim at Yer Own Risk

Harrrrr Mateys
It Looms in the dark Harrrrrr.
It swims with speed Harrrrr.
It even has its own them song
Harrrr.
Are you ready to see the new big bad thing in the tank mateys????
Are you Harrrrr!!!!!



If you have not guessed what it be mateys it is a red tailed shark Harrrrr. Yesterday mom brought home two of them watch yer fingers mateys Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, January 12, 2009

Davy Jones Locker Room

Harrrrrr Mateys
Can Ye guess where the Cap'n is Harrrrr?
There is a hint behind yer Cap'n

Look close Mateys Harrrrr.
It has something to do with that pirate ship with the hole Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n is showing his teeth to scare any sharks off.
It be Davy Jones Locker Room Mateys Harrrr. Mom set it up in the house Harrrr.
There be a close up of that pirate ship Harrrrr.
Look you can see some Spanish silver dobloon fish Harrrr.

Look this fish has whiskers Harrrrr. Mom said it be a Cat Fish Harrrrr. those cats be getting everywhere Harrrrr.

If you look next to the barrels you can see the whiskery fish at the bottom Harrr. He thinks he could hide from the Cap'n Harrrr.
Look that silver duabloons fish is near the pirate ship Harrrr.
This Picture makes him look huge Harrrrr.

Look at the beady little eye of this cat fish Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the pirate

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Moon

Harrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n be amazed by the moon last Harrrrr. It was close to the earth yesterday Harrrrrr. It was so closes it lit up the side of the house Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n tried to get pictures of the moon but the flash made it harrrrd to get the pic Harrrrr.
This be the moon behind a tree Harrrr.
This be the moon in the open Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n didn't see any moon men Harrrrr and the poles still be there Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, January 09, 2009

electric pole

Harrrrrr Mateys
This be our electric pole Harrrrrr. We try and put pee mail on it everyday Harrrrr.


Yesterday a big truck came down the road Harrrrr. and dropped this new pole in front of our yard Harrrrrr.
Yer Cap'n be suspicious Harrrrr.

What be these round things Harrrrr.

Yer Cap'n wants to know Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Cup cake

Harrrrrr Mateys
This be yer Cap'n birthday dinner Harrrrrr.
Look Lisa the Mean put a cup cake in my dinner Harrrr.

It also had some can food in it Harrrrr. Look at the cup cake it has blue frosting Harrrrr.
The Birthday Pirate waiting for his food Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n eating his dinner Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the birthday Pirate

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Today be the Cap'n Birthday Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be 8 years old today Harrrrrr. I hope Lisa the Mean has somthing special for yer Cap'n to eat today Harrrrrrr.
Like this cake Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, January 01, 2009

2009

Harrrrr Mateys
Yesterday Yer Cap'n was partying so harrrrd yer Cap'n doesn't know what happened Harrrr.
Last thing yer Cap'n remember he be trying to get the attention of the Media during the New York City Ball Drop Harrrrrr.
Then Yer Cap'n woke up Harrrrr. Why does everything smell like roses Harrrr? Why do I have a bass drum Harrrrr? What is going on Harrrrr? Where am I Harrr? Why am I marching in this parade Harrrrr? Maybe I can hide on the Alaska float Harrr.


Stupid hat keeps falling off Harrrrr. Oh no here comes the drum major with that bass drum Harrrr.

Happy New Years Mateys Harrrrrrr.

Have a Great 2009 Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, December 29, 2008

pirate ship with a hole

Harrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n sneaked in the house after mom brought home a bag from Petsmart Harrrr. It looked very pirate to yer Cap'n Harrrrr.
This be what Yer Cap'n found Harrrrr.

A Pirate ship with a hole Harrrrr.

Also found some barrels of rum Harrrrr. But all the Rum be gone Harrrrr.
Something is up and Yer Cap'n is going to find out what it be Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, December 26, 2008

Pieces of 8

Harrrrrr Mateys
Lisa the Mean and Mom both got one of these things Harrrrrr.
Don't they look a lot like pieces of 8 Harrrrrr?

They got these Medallions for finishing Gold Eye Eddie in the Breed By Exhibitor Class Harrrr. For finishing his championship out of the Breed By class Gold Eye Eddie gets invited to the Eukanuba Invitational for 2 years Harrrrr. That be in Long Beach where Pirates like to hang out Harrrr.

Way to go Gold Eye Eddie Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Sanny Paws came

Harrrrrr Mateys
Sanny Paws came Harrrrrr. Sanny Paws Came Harrrrr and Yer Cap'n fell asleep again Harrrrr.Every stinking year Harrrr. Woke up just as they be leaving Harrrr. Yer Cap'n was able to see a little twinkle Harrrrr.
This be what he bring us Harrrrrr.

Penny be checking it out Harrrrr

This be one of Lisa the Means favorite presents Harrrrr.It be a KZK bag Harrrrr. She would like to thank KZK and the AO4 for this super cool bag they made Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean loves it Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Straw

Harrrrrr Mateys
Guess what Yer Cap'n got an early Christmas Present Harrrrr.
Can ye mateys guess what it be Harrrrrr????
It be straw Harrrrrrr.

This be yer Cap'n in some straw that yer Cap'n dug out of the house Harrrrr. Lisa the Mean was not fast enough to get a pic of the Cap'n in the house Harrrrrr.


This be Silver in her Straw Harrrrrr. Do ye Mateys see how happy she is to have straw Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

P.S. Last Yer Cap'n checked Sanny Paws was close to Madagascar Harrrrr. Sanny Paws likes to Move it Move it Harrrrr.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Sanny paws be comming

Harrrrrrrrrr Mateys

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve Harrrrrrr. Ye mateys know what that means Harrrrrrr. Sanny Paws Comes Harrrrrrr. this be the link that you can track him on Harrrrrr. http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html
Yer Cap'n is going to stay up this year so yer Cap'n can see Sanny Paws and his team of Siberians you know reindeer are lazy and they cant pull the sled Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Ice and snow

Harrrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n is home in the land of the ice and snow with the temp is 7 F Harrrr.
To cold to go ice boating Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ice Storm is comming

Harrrrr Mateys

Batten down yer hatches we are supposed to get hit with an ice storm Harrrrrr. So if ye mateys don't hear from yer Cap'n the Internet or power would be out Harrrrrr. We cant run the generator because silver got rid of all the squirrels Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Ice Boating

Harrrrrrr Mateys
It snowed last night and it is still snowing Harrrrr. This also means the pond that yer Cap'n sails on is frozen Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n decided to put skis on The Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrrr.So yer Cap'n can do the Ice boating thing on the frozen pond Harrrrr. Here is a link to what yer Cap'n is trying to accomplish Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n look and look and look for some skis that be big and strong for The Good Ship Mavericks run and this it what yer Cap'n found Harrrr.

Yer Cap'n making sure the skis are good and long enough for The Good Ship Mavericks Run Harrrrr.

They are perfect Harrrrr.


Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, December 12, 2008

Christmas stuff

Harrrrrr Mateys
Yesterday Mom and yer Cap'n got Lisa the Mean to drag out all of the Christmas stuff from under the stairs Harrrrr.
Here is what Mom started to do yesterday Harrrrr. It not be done yet Harrrrr.

Look at the cute little snowmen Harrrrr.
I think the big one is Frosty Harrrr.

Moms Tall Santy Paws and one short one Harrrrr.

I guess these bears are watching for Santy Paws Harrrrr.

Now for the Trees Harrrr.
This be a cute little tree Harrrrr. Do ye Mateys see the little village underneath Harrrr. Looks like it is ready to be pillaged Harrrrr.

This be the top of the big tree Harrrr. Yer Cap'n thinks there should be a pirate on top Harrrr.

This be the middle of the big tree Mom put a lot of bows on it Harrrrr.
We are debating if it needs ornaments on it or not Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
that was bitten by the christmas bug Harrr.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Snow

Harrrrrr Mateys
It has started to snow Harrrrrrr.

Yer Cap'n standing in the snow Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n dug a hole before it started snowing Harrrrrr.

Yer Cap'n always be looking for treasure Harrrrrr.


Come on over Mateys to play and look for treasure Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate


Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Quiz

Harrrrrrrr Mateys

Yer Cap'n be reading an article about pirates and found this cool pirate quiz Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n take it and he only missed one question Harrrrrr. It be a trick question I tell ye Harrrrrr.
This be the Link so ye mateys can take it Harrrrrr.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27845246/
Have fun Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate