Today be Wednesday ye know what that means Harrrrr. It means it is turkey neck day Harrr. I love my turkey neck because it taste good and it cleans yer Cap'n teeth Harrr. I cant wait for next Wednesday Harrrr. yer cap'n gets one turkey neck in replace of me kibble mateys Harrrr.
A very happy.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate