Harrrr, Mateys, it be yer Cap'n here. Check out this great money that Lisa The Mean made up. That be the Cap'n there taking the place of a Benjamin. Harrr, Pirate Bucks be cool Mateys. Yer Cap'n thinks prices of things should be in Buck-An-Ears. Harrr harrr harrr harrrr.
Of course all ye mateys know that a pirate just takes what a pirate really wants.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.