Thursday, May 31, 2007

Harrrrrr she is leaving again

Harrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean is going to St. Louis for the weekend and not taking a dog, harrr, even though she be going to a dog show. Harrr what up with that? How can you go to a dog show with out a dog? It is so hard for the Cap'n to keep up on what she is doing. Lisa the Mean told me she was going to work at the show this week Harrrrr more work. She be showing afghan dogs this time. She be working for a handler BUT she was suposed to sit at home with me. But no she is leaving tomorow HARRRRRR. The Cap'n need to figure out a plan to go with her some time in the future. The Cap'n real wanted to have some quality time with his Lisa. Harrr

The Frustrated Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

updates mateys

Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n Mav be so blowed away by POTC Dead Man's Chest. He be watching it and watching it. That Davey Jones be one bad dude Mateys. Harrr. Oh, and Lisa the Mean and Mom were away at a show and I could not blog for some days. The Cap'n wants everyone to know that he tried to go see POTC III when it open but all the theaters be landlocked mateys and the Good Ship Maverick's Run could not maneuver in. We all keep our fingers crossed for the box set in a couple of months mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

POTC Dead Mans Chest

Harrrrrr Mateys

Thar be some citing happenings goin on. POTC Dead Man Chest be on STARZ tonight. Harrr. Yer Cap'n is just so cited, his tail be wagging like no tomorrow. Mom and Lisa the Mean bring all us in and we all be lined up to watch, waiting on popcorn and wiggling in our seats. Mateys, this be a great night. STARZ movie channel at 8:00 PM CDT be the place and time.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, May 21, 2007


Harrrrr Mateys
Fur-Minator!!! Thar be no stinking Fur-Minator here Mateys. Lisa the Mean said that Fur-Minators have blades in them. Harr, show dogs can't be trimmed, so no Fur-Minator for us. Thar be a Specal doggie bath tub in the basement. That makes it easer to take a bath for dog and human. Dogs that be showing get a bath at least once a week. We also have Master Blaster blower that takes our fluff away and it drys us from our baths. It be so powerful it blows the water off our coats. Then mateys, we get to the serious grooming tools and products. You Mateys saw what the Cap'n was standing on, that be a grooming table. The arm thing holds the noose. That sounds grusome but it isnt Harrrrr. It holds us safe on the table so we don't jump off and hurt ourselves. We get brushed with pin brushes and combs. When we are blowing like this we sometimes get the rake. The only Trimming allowed is on the bottom of our fuzzy feet. Harrrr, Mom use the scaler and clean the teeth every week Mateys. We got bright shiny teeth. The worst thing is the grinder on the toe nails. That be a Dremel with sanding band. It tickles and never get the quick. Harrrr, that is most of the basic maintenance for all of us. Some dogs get more grooming then others. Mom use 5 or 6 different products on everybody at the dog show. It be a lot of grooming going on there. Each dog take 30-45 minutes to get ready for the ring. Harrrrrrrr Yer Cap'n Mav loved his time showing.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Thar he blows!!!

Harrr Mateys. This be yer Cap'n Mav. I be blowing me coat so today Lisa the Mean decided to help me out. Harrr, she has machine called a Master Blaster Mateys and this thing really gets out the old hair. If ye look real close ye can see if flying around me.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Treasure hunting

Harrrrrr Mateys

Lisa the Mean has been doing some Treasure hunting on the Web she has gone to the Volvo site and there is a POTC treasure hunt. She has been doing all the puzzles she wants the car and the Gold Deblumes harrrrr. when she goes to the puzzles they give clues and she has to go find cordentes it is very chalinging. When the puzzles start there are some movie trailers for POTC and comercals. The Cap'n be very excited about the hole thing!!!!! Others can play too they can go to the Volvo site find the rules and play the game.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Monday, May 07, 2007

Pirate shirts and music

Harrrrrrr Mateys

Your Cap'n hear with news about POTC Stuff Lisa the Mean got a T shirt that had a skull and cross bones on it with the words NEVER TRUST A PIRATE on it it be so cool Harrrrr. Cap'n Jack Sparrow said that in the movie Harrrr. Then they went back to the store and they got the POTC Music CD it is great it is all the songs they played in the movie Harrrrr.
On other Pirate news the power went out yesterday for 2 hours so we got to play pioneer pirates we lit candles and wound up the radio which plays one song and it stops then they wind it up again Harrrr. It be so much fun.

Hope ye mateys stay dry
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Friday, May 04, 2007

Thank you FuFu

Harrr Matey FuFu, King of the Crows Nest. Here I am with the Merlion that I have named Riptide. Thank you so much for sending him. Harrr.

Mateys, check this out!!! Lisa the Mean bring the Cap'n inside and put him in his liferaft with his rangtang last night. In the mail came a package from FuFu, all the way from Singapore!!!. Wow, FuFu. the Cap'n be so impressed with the package. He sniff it all over. Harrr in the package be the Merlion Cap'n Mav named him Riptide. Thar be a letter from FuFu, a bandana, pirate stickers, a button, and a pirate bracelet for Lisa the Mean. The Cap'n be so impressed with this package of loot from FuFu. The Cap'n been kind of low with all the rain and it be so humid but this package just pick Cap'n Mav right up. Harrr, Matey Fufu, ye be the best pirate hamster ever.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate