Harrr Mateys!! Lisa the Mean go to teach dog class last night so the Cap'n and Mom get these pictures of the pirate bear.
This be a close up Mateys. Thar be the red spot on the hand. If ye push that Mateys, he sing Hot Hot Hot with jamaican accent, boom boom boom.
Harrr, check out those BIG FEET. The Cap'n have a plan to strap brushes on them and the bear be cleaning the decks mateys.
This pirate bear got some nerve, be in the house with Lisa the Mean. Mom tell me he need to stay clean and nice (check out those clothes, clean? nice?) so the Cap'n can take him to Nationals. That right Mateys, the Cap'n takin all his pirate stuff to Gettysburg in October. In the meantime, the Cap'n be hunting that monster. Mom say it be a snapping turtle. Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate