Still no sign of the Monster Harrrr. Lisa the Mean thinks it went back under because it be cold yesterday and today Harrrrr. But yer Cap'n is still on the look out for it Harrrr.
I hope all ye mateys had a great Easter Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n Even found an egg Harrrrr. Mom bouht this cool stuffed bear dressed as a pirate Harrrr. when you push its paw it sings Hot Hot Hot and the parrot on his shoulder sings along with the bear Harrrr. Lisa the Mean will not bring it to me to play with Harrrrrr. She is so mean Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate