Harrrr Mateys. Check out this calender yer Cap'n made. It be January of 2008 Mateys. Now this be a very portant month for the Cap'n. Yer Cap'n has a big day in January, it be my birthday. Can ye tell which day it be? One hint is that it has a star around it mateys. Now Lisa the Mean and Mom usually make the Cap'n a great cake for his birthday. Last year me cake had a pirate ship on it. The Cap'n may not get a cake this year mateys. Lisa the Mean be dog sitting for a few days and one day be me birthday. Maybe Mom make the Cap'n a cake and decorate it great harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate