Harrr Mateys. Happy Boxing Day to ye. Yer Cap'n try to stay awake all night Christmas Eve but his eyelids get so heavy. Gold Eye Eddie fall asleep too. So we miss Sanny Paws. Seems like Sanny Paws could not get the Black Pearl down the chimney so yer Cap'n get a red tennis ball for Christmas. Harrr Mateys, yer Cap'n really like tennis balls so that be just fine. Plus, the Cap'n share with all the D'Azul Christmas booty. Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate