Harrr Mateys. Yer Cap'n has had a great day. Thar be a little thunder in the distance that remind him of cannon fire at sea. The wind be up but not gale force. The sky be blue and it be warm. Harrrr, and Mom brings us treats while Lisa the Mean is gone. Best of all, Mom go shoppin' today and when she come home, she tell the Cap'n of all the great pirate merchandise that be out thar. Oh Mateys, it be a great haul. Plus Mom buy the POTC II soundtrack and play it loud for us all to hear. Harrrr, that just make yer Cap'n long for the open sea and dance a jig on the poop deck of the Good Ship Maverick's Run. Mateys, heres hopin' ye all had a great a day as the Cap'n.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate