Today yer Cap'n was watching Lisa The Mean do her chores. Harrr, this be so good. Cap 'n Mav spied a mouse, harrr mousie. Then yer Cap 'n Mav caught the mouse, harrrr. Icky. The Cap'n quickly spit him out and the mouse hit the wall, lickety splat. It be nasty tasting. Yuck mousie. Then Gloria picked it up and spit is out too. Lisa The Mean grabbed it up and it went to Davey Jones Locker Room. We will never see it again. Harr, it be so much fun.
On other news, yer Cap 'n Mav has heard he will get a bath this week. Harrrr not just one but two!!! That be cause the Cap'n be in a parade of title holders and need to look his best. Your Cap 'n be so excited to go parading. Now to get Lisa the Mean to let me wear my pirate bandana in the parade.
Cap 'n Maverick the Pirate