Harr, Mateys. Well, Cap'N Mav has got bit by the Kris-Moose spirit. I be admitten that I do enjoy Sanny Paws. It be especially x-citing to see that sleigh pulled by all those siberians land on the roof and the fat man bring the gifts. So Mateys, be on yer best behavior fer the next week or so and Sanny Paws, an honorary pirate if there ever be one, will bring you a gift too.
Cap'N Maverick the Pirate