Harrr, Harrr, Harrr. Cap'N Mav loves that the Mateys like his jokes. So here is another one. Harrr, harrrr, harrrr.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
Harr, harr, harr, I wish I had a millon of em.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate