Harrr, as you probably know I watch a fair amount of TV. Last night I be so excited to see a show about modern pirates. Avast, and grab the mainsail Mateys. Those be some very bad pirates. Harr, they so bad they give pirates a bad name. So, yer Cap'N Mav needs to go on record that I am not that kinda pirate. I be the good kinda pirate, swashbuckling, adventureous, and an opportunist fer sure, but definitely not a bad pirate.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate