Aristocratic titles

Harrr Mateys. Yer all know that Pirates can get Pirate names. Well, now we can get titles too. Here be mine.

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: The Right Reverend Maverick the Dulcet of Goosnargh Leering Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Yer can all go get yer own. They be thar for the taking.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sanny Paws came!!

Harrr, Sanny Paws came last night. Yer Cap'n tried and tried to stay awake but was a tired pirate, specially after being so excited about Sanny Paws all day. So I missed it. Pirate Swedish Selena tell me he had a 30 dog hitch to pull his big sled full of stuff for us doggies. We all got stockins full of cookies. Harrr, so being good pays off sometimes but it sure is hard. Now back to my pirate ways fer New Years.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Being a good pirate

Harrr, as you probably know I watch a fair amount of TV. Last night I be so excited to see a show about modern pirates. Avast, and grab the mainsail Mateys. Those be some very bad pirates. Harr, they so bad they give pirates a bad name. So, yer Cap'N Mav needs to go on record that I am not that kinda pirate. I be the good kinda pirate, swashbuckling, adventureous, and an opportunist fer sure, but definitely not a bad pirate.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Letters to Sanny Paws

Harrr, Cap'n Maverick here. Just so all the Mateys know, over on the D'Azul blog we put our letters to Sanny Paws.

I am having such a hard time being a good pirate, but I be doing it. Only two more days to go.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate.

Pirate frog

Harrr Mateys. Cap'N Mav has found himself this pirate frog to share with all the crew. Harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Pirate sighting!!!

Harrrr, Mateys. Cap'n Mav here to report a pirate sighting. Tuesday night, while the Cap'n be watching TV, the Show "Dirty Jobs" was on. The guy on Dirty Jobs be in New Orleans helping clean stuff up, including mosquitos. Harrrr, This be the best, there was a girl pirate in the mosquito lab. She have green hair and, harrr, a pirate bandana. Me thinks she be a pirate fer sure. Anyway, the Cap'n just had to report this sighting for all you mateys that missed the show.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harr, being a good pirate

Harrr, I be a good pirate, I be a good pirate. I hear thar be presents for us under the plastic tree. I be a good pirate, I be a good pirate. Harrrrr. Not much longer to wait. I be a good priate.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Sanny paws

Harr, Mateys. Well, Cap'N Mav has got bit by the Kris-Moose spirit. I be admitten that I do enjoy Sanny Paws. It be especially x-citing to see that sleigh pulled by all those siberians land on the roof and the fat man bring the gifts. So Mateys, be on yer best behavior fer the next week or so and Sanny Paws, an honorary pirate if there ever be one, will bring you a gift too.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate

New little pirate

Harrr, Cap'n Mav has heard the news. There be a new puppy coming in about a month. The Cap'n need to make plans to get him on the pirate side before the weenie Juarez gets him started being so nice. Harrrr The Cap'N could use a new protege to teach.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

One more joke

Harrr, Cap'n Mav here. I be posting one more joke today then we will take a joke break. Harrr. Me sides be hurting from all the laughing.

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used the patch!

Harr, harr, harrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harr, pirate jokes again

Harrrr, Harrr, Harrr. Cap'n Mav has another joke.

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

Captain Hooky!

Harr, harr, harr.

That joke is for Lisa, she be takin finals today and tomorrow. Good luck Lisa.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Another joke

Harrr, Harrr, Harrr. Cap'N Mav loves that the Mateys like his jokes. So here is another one. Harrr, harrrr, harrrr.

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?

An arm and a leg!

Harr, harr, harr, I wish I had a millon of em.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Jokes

Harrr, Ahoy Mateys. Cap'n Maverick here. I be surfin the pirate sites the other day and found a site full of pirate jokes. Some be not approriate for me blog yer see but some be right funny. So here is the joke for today.

What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

Ships ahoy

Harrrrr, that one make Cap'N Mav laugh every time. Got a joke for tomorrow too, another good one. Harrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.

Jolly roger

Harr, still dinking wiff me profile Mateys.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate.

I did not take the blue toof

Harrr, Cap'n Mav be unjustly accused. I did not take a blue toof from Mom. If I be taking any toof it be a gold one. But now I hear about a blue toof, I be on the lookout for it. Harrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Another night in the life raft

Harrrrrrrrrrrr, Cap'N Mav is grumpy. Mom made me spend last night in the life raft. Its no fun to be in the life raft if Lisa is not home. Harrrrrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Blabber mouths

Harrr, since the blabber mouths spilled the beans on the chicken, here is the tale. It was a fortuituous series of events that pirates dream of.

First mom forgot to feed the chickens and ducks early in the morning. Then she remembered during Cap'n Maverick and Gloria's exercise time. Out Mom be in the chicken house, scoopin food and throwing some grain. Harrrr, the chicken door has no latch from the inside. Harrrr, me nose goes in, then me eyes, harr, then me ears. Drat Mom catches me and out I be. But wait, there be more to the tale.

These chickens be very very old and one had gone to meet her maker over night. Mom comes out and goes to fetch the proper coffin plastic sack for the newly deceased. Back she go to the chicken house and back inside. Harrrr. Me nose goes in, then me eyes, them me ears and then, me whole head. Thar be chickens a bunch walking about and cluckin, just for the pluckin. Mom turns and catch the Cap'N Mav again. But, harr this time she comes out with the chicken in the sack.

This is just too good. Mom holding the chicken higher and higher as Cap'N Mav and Gloria be jumpin and pullin on the sack. By the time Mom got to the unopenable trash cans with the chicken in the sack, the sack be fair tattered. Mom be standing saying words that make even Cap'N Mav blush with the chicken over her head and pounding on the trash can lid. Mateys you gotta know this was the best. Cap'N Mav and Gloria be leapin and snappin and spinnin at that chicken in the sack while Mom be beside herself to get in the can. Finally the can relented and let Mom in and the chicken went to Davey Jones Locker but not before your Cap'N had a good go at it. I even got a feather or two.

So that be the tale of the almost pillaged chicken.

Cap'N Maverick the Pirate

So far so good

Harr Mateys, Cap'n Mav sure thinks beta blogger needs to spend some time in Davey Jones Locker but so far so good. I be getting my comments and able to post with my own profile again. Harrr, beta blogger, harrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Harr, progress

Harr, we be makin progress on conquering Google. Now to hoist the Jolly Roger.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Arrrrggghhh

Mom still cannot figure out how to get Cap'n Mav's profile back. She has jumped all the hoops google threw at her and is now stumped. Stupid beta, stupid google, go walk the plank to Davey Jones Locker. Your Cap'n Mav is getting annoyed. Zim, could you have your human email my Mom?

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Beta Blogger

Harrrr, Mom moved me blogger to beta and now the problems are going to begin. First of all, your Cap'n Mav is having a hard time signing in on his own instead of one of the D'Azul Siberians. Arrrrrgggggggg. You can bet your eyeballs I'll have Mom working on this one until we have it fixed.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Three nights in the Life Raft

Harrr, Cap'n Mav here. Three nights I have spent in the Life Raft now. I love it. Much better than sleeping out on the deck of the Good Ship Maverick's Run. Me thinks the weather dudes need to be walking the plank to Davey Jones Locker. How could they be so wrong? There is no 20 inches of snow, no 20 inches of snow, no one inch of snow. We have about one inch of ice, slick, shiny, cold ice. Harrr. Your Cap'n Mav does not like ice. Matey Tubey has snow but not Matey Zim. We're guessing that Sea Wench Stella has snow but have not heard from her yet.

Harrr, back to the warm Life Raft for the Cap'n. Stay warm Mateys.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate.