Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Jumping Fish

Harrrrr Mateys
It be Fish Day Wednesday Harrrrrr. Today Yer Cap'n decided to do the shark that has been int the movies and are in Cape Cod right now Harrrrrr.
The Great White Shark also known as White, White-Death, Killer, Man Eater, White-pointer, Blue-pointer Shark, and Jaws Harrrr.


This be a picture of Jaws Harrrrr look at the teeth Harrrrr.

Look how big this guy is Harrrrr. He can jump very high with large amounts of force Harrrrr.

This be a close up of the Great Whites Jaws Harrrrr. He also has a very big nose in yer Cap'n opinion Harrrrr.


Glad I am not this guy Harrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Now for lots of facts about this big shark Harrrrrr. Great White Sharks range in size from 16 feet to 25 feet Harrrr that is big Harrr. It would appear that a full grown average adult will be over 4 to 5 tons Harrrrrr. If ye think of that it is weighs more that a semi truck would weigh Harrrrr.
This is a cool fact also on April 21, 1959 Alfred Dean of Australia caught a 16' 10" great white with a rod and real it is estimated to weight 2,664 lbs and had a girth of 114" Harrrrrr. Way to go Alfred Harrrrr.
Great Whites do not have nictitating membrane like a lot of the other shark species when they got attack the eye rolls back in the head and a membrane covers the eye Harrrr. If you find yer slevs face to face with these sharks go for the eye that is there week point Harrrrr and good luck Harrrr.
Now for the Danger Rating Harrrrr.
The Shark-O-Pedia tells Yer Cap'n in big bold letters Extremely Dangerous Harrrr. It be an unusual aggressive species Harrr. It has great power and deadly predictability. It be aggressive with a Nature killer instinct it has a deliberate purpose for caring out death and destruction Harrrrr. It does not circle its pray but it just comes in a strait line and attacks Harrrrr. If you are in an aria that has had some sightings of Great Whites like Cape Cod stay out of the water or make sure you are in a big boat Harrrrr. The movie Jaws was based on actual accounts of these great white shark attacks not all Hollywood fiction mateys Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n thought after all of that he would share some videos with ye mateys one is real footage of the strength a great white yes both of the men in the cage lived Harrrr.
The other video is of a surfer that was attacked buy a great white He also lived Harrrrr.
























Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

7 comments:

The Army of Four said...

Ammy had to cover her EYES! Ha roo roo roo!
Play bows,
Zim

Cyber-sibes said...

MOM had to cover her eyes!
Woo, scarey! I think someone screwed up the measurements between bars on that cage, don't ya think?

Wooos & a-roos,
Star of the Seven Seas and
Fearless Black Jack a-roo, who is staying out of the water!!!

The Thundering Herd said...

We loved how they subtitled in english the guy speaking in english. That was weirder than the shark attack

P.S. - Our word is boldly. How appropriate.

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Quint: You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.

Mango said...

Goodness. Those surfer dudes do look like seals to me. No wonder that shark bit him.

Slobbers,
Mango

Tracey and Huffle said...

We have lots of Great White Sharks in Australia. I try to steer clear of them.

Huffle Mawson

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Now that is a shark I do not want to meet in real life!

Kat