Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Fish Day Wednesday

Harrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n be looking for a shark to honor the SKS. There not be many sharks that fit this bill but yer Cap'n find this shark Harrrrr. It be the False Cat Shark. No disrespect to me honored mateys of the SKS but this be the dumbest shark yer Cap'n ever found Harrrr. The False Cat Shark also be know as the Dumb Shark Harrrrrr.
Now fur the facts. This be a rare shark. He lives fairly deep, from 600 to 4,800 feet Harrrr. He eats lobster, crabs, octopus, squid, and small fish Harrrr. If ye go fishing for them, ye won't get any money from them unless you catch several and take them to a university that wants to study them. These sharks have no economic value, lousy bottom feeders.
This Shark is too dumb to have a Danger rating because of its bottom dwelling habits and lack of proximity to man, cat or Siberian Husky Pirate. Harrrrr.
So there ye have the False Cat Fish Harrrrr.

Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
P.S. Yer Cap'n is going to the Nationals in Chattanooga TN next week. Yer Cap'n is going to have pics on his blog during Fish Day Wednesday next week but will return to yer regularly scheduled finny facts in two weeks. Harrrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be so excited Harrr.

3 comments:

Cyber-sibes said...

Poor dumb false cat shark! That must be why they named him "false", cause we all knows that kitty-cats are furry smart n' crafty creatures, harrr.

Good luck at the show, Cap'n, we'll be watching fur them photos!

Woos & a-rooos,
Star of the seven seas & Black Jack a-roo

The Army of Four said...

Hmm... "He eats lobster, crabs, octopus, squid, and small fish"? My mom has eaten all of those things. You don't think....
Ha roo roo roo!
Play bows,
Zim

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Are we sure that thing is even a shark? It looks like a mud puppy that swallowed Jimmy Durante.