This last weekend be a good one fur the Cap'n Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n got to go to a dog show Harrr. I knew I was going when Lisa the Mean gave me 2 baths in 1 week and took me to dog school for a refresher course, Harrrr. Yer Cap'n go to class since it be so long since he show, three years mateys. Then we got to the show on Friday, the Cap'n made our presence known Harrrr. Then Yer Cap'n was groomed on the table Harrrr. When yer Cap'n got off of the table it be time for the Cap'n to Show Harrrr. It was so much fun Harrrr people clapped and cheered for me and I showed like a true pirate mateys. The Cap'n had not missed a step. Yer Cap'n won veterans best of opposite in sweepstakes Harrrr. Then Lisa the Mean told me that was just a warm up for the real show Harrrr. then yer Cap'n show one more time and won Best male veteran and an award of Merit Harrrrr. a picture is comming soon Harrrrr. I hope it comes out good mateys. Plus thar be treasure mateys. Thar be money that Lisa the Mean get, a crystal dog biscuit jar and a duffel bag. Harrr mateys, yer Cap'n be ready fer travel Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate