Lisa the Mean returns home tonight. Yer Cap'n going to be glad, that be fer sure. Mom be OK, she feed me, she play with me, she give me cake and treats, she clean the poop deck on good ship Maverick's Run when it need. Harrrr. But Yer Cap'n really like Lisa the Mean better. Mom so interested in Penny right now, that she say the Cap'n as well as a lot of the crew have to stay outside the last two nights. Mom say it warm enough. Harrrr. Now the Cap'n like camping but we all interested in Penny and want to be right there. Maybe it should be Lisa the Cool and Mom the Mean. Harrrr. Yer Cap'n be thinking on that. Harrr, plus those puppies need to be learning pirate from the start.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate