Harrr, Cap'n "Snark" Maverick here. Gloria be back next door to me. Harrr, she don't look too bad, fer a pirate. Maybe she need eye patch. Harrrrr. I do be so sorry I beat her up. Mom still mad but I being cute and nice so she get over it and I can, harrr, get back to me pirate ways. To quote my hero, Cap'n Jack Sparrow, "Never Trust a Pirate!"
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate