OK mateys, Cap'n Mav is in jail. He be in lockdown harrrr. The Cap'n just be out playing with Gloria and minding his own business when he, harrr, spy something in the hibiscus bush. Gloria be looking somewhere else so the Cap'n go to vestigate the hisbiscus. Harrr. Well, Gloria see the Cap'n in the shrub and come to help him, but, harrr, the Cap'n snarked Gloria. The Cap'n be pretty sorry about it but Gloria be hurt, harrr. And now the Cap'n in jail. Mom don't allow no snarking, harrr. She say zero tolerance for snarking. The Cap'n don't know how long he be in stuck in lockdown and solitary exercise either mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate, remotely reporting from lockdown on the Good Ship Maverick's Run