Mateys, check this out!!! Lisa the Mean bring the Cap'n inside and put him in his liferaft with his rangtang last night. In the mail came a package from FuFu, all the way from Singapore!!!. Wow, FuFu. the Cap'n be so impressed with the package. He sniff it all over. Harrr in the package be the Merlion Cap'n Mav named him Riptide. Thar be a letter from FuFu, a bandana, pirate stickers, a button, and a pirate bracelet for Lisa the Mean. The Cap'n be so impressed with this package of loot from FuFu. The Cap'n been kind of low with all the rain and it be so humid but this package just pick Cap'n Mav right up. Harrr, Matey Fufu, ye be the best pirate hamster ever.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate