Thar be some citing happenings goin on. POTC Dead Man Chest be on STARZ tonight. Harrr. Yer Cap'n is just so cited, his tail be wagging like no tomorrow. Mom and Lisa the Mean bring all us in and we all be lined up to watch, waiting on popcorn and wiggling in our seats. Mateys, this be a great night. STARZ movie channel at 8:00 PM CDT be the place and time.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate