Cap'n Maverick posting finally, Harrrrr. When Stella the Sea Wench be here, she and the Cap'n started to make secret plans for a pillagin party. We did not get them finished before she leave. We still be workin on it Maties. The Cap'n will be letting all you pirates in on it later.
Fer other news, Swedish Selena went on a pillaging expedition of her own and got loose in the show ring. She tried to recruit new pirates but was unsuccessful. She did succeed in making a fool of Lisa the Mean. Tubey's human was at the show and saw it first hand Mateys.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate