Harrr Mateys, wow, everybody run, not walk, to your local Target store. In the dollar section they have Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. harrr, the Cap'n was wantin it all. Little tote bags for booty, note pads for pirate secrets, a lanyard to carry the keys to the treasure chest and more. Harrr, it was extra special I tell ye. I may take a cruise there this weekend while Mom and Lisa are off at the dog show.
Harr, and speakin of dog show. Sea Wench Stella be visiting the Cap'n right now. That be right, Stella be here right now. She going to the show but the Cap'n has heard she will be meeting up with Turbo and his human. Oh the Cap'n is jealous. He meet Turbo and his human long long ago in Moberly when Turbo be just a little tyke. Harrrr, and be on yer way to Target.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate