Harrrr, Cap'n Maverick the Pirate here. Been pillaging pears all weekend, they very sweet and ripe now. Yum.
I hear that weenie, not-a-pirate Juarez is now a new champion. Great, thats just great, now he won't be gone half the time to shows and us pirates will have to put up with his stupid niceness.
Selena did a great job of spying for us. She say something about a "Golden Driller" that was in Tulsa. She say it B a giant statue made of gold that just stands outside. Sounds like booty just waiting to be taken. Selena also say something about a Port of Catoosa that close to Tulsa-place. We can sail the ship down there and snag the Golden Driller. Sounds like a plan. Unfortunately her spy-cam was not working so we have no photos. Mapquest, don't fail me now.
Any pillagin' tales from the rest of the crew?
Cap'n Maverick The Pirate