Yer Cap'n got an email from the Rang Tang robbers Harrrrrr. It read we only tied him up for the picture Harrrr. Yer Cap'n does not believe them Harrrrrrr. They also pushed back the ransom day back to Tuesday due to they don't like snow Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n is not happy about this Harrrrr.
Yer Cap'n could not find any grub so yer Cap'n had to be one creative pirate Harrrrrr.