Harrrrrrrr Mateys
Yer Cap'n found out that one of his favorate pitch men, Billy Mays, died Harrrrrr. But ye mateys know what that means there is a job opening Harrrrrr. Yer Cap'n be practicing very hard on these Harrrrr.
Do yer Pirate sails need cleaning Harrrrr.
Clean them up with Oxi Clean Harrrrr. It has the stain fighting power to clean the toughest loads Harrrrrr.
To make yer sails look like new Harrrrr.
Oxi Clean the only thing to wash yer sails in Harrrr.
With Orange Glo ye can make yer plank shine like new Harrrrrrr.
Just look at that shine.
Are yer Cannons lookin rusty? Spray Kaboom and the rust is gone Harrrrr.
Has yer Boat sprung a leak?
Fix it with Mighty Putty mateys, the only thing the real pirates use Harrrrrrr.
What do ye mateys think? Does yer Cap'n have what it takes to sell the stuff Harrrrr. Yer Cap'n just needs a ride to Hollywood Harrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
8 comments:
Great job, Cap'n. Have you seen that commercial where Billy Mays used Might Putty to pull a pirate ship? You could do that too and be at the helm of the pirate ship!
Steve
Nobody come close to old Billy for pitching the stuff. So sad.
Slobbers,
Mango
I tink woo did a great job...and woo is better looking too!!! Haroo roos!
Mya Boo Boo
Hi, Mav!
You did it great!
I am sure you can get that job easily!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ahoy, Cap'n! We think your spot on with those ads harrrrr. And yup, woo'd look good at the helm of that big ship Putty towed with Mighty Putty!
Woos & a-rooos,
Star of the Seven Seas and Black Jack a-roo
Godspeed, Billy Mays!
I'm definitely ready to buy some Mighty Putty now!
WOOO Matey, I think you be pulling for a new job, as the new sales pitch dog!
-Kira The BeaWootiful
Cap't Maverick- What ye be doin' to make my lady roll with laughter? She be sniggering at ye Oxy Clean for the soiled sails! Carry on!
Slurps,
Stella the Sea Wench
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