Yesterday Yer Cap'n was partying so harrrrd yer Cap'n doesn't know what happened Harrrr.
Last thing yer Cap'n remember he be trying to get the attention of the Media during the New York City Ball Drop Harrrrrr.
Then Yer Cap'n woke up Harrrrr. Why does everything smell like roses Harrrr? Why do I have a bass drum Harrrrr? What is going on Harrrrr? Where am I Harrr? Why am I marching in this parade Harrrrr? Maybe I can hide on the Alaska float Harrr.
Stupid hat keeps falling off Harrrrr. Oh no here comes the drum major with that bass drum Harrrr.
Happy New Years Mateys Harrrrrrr.
Have a Great 2009 Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate